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Guess what sport this shirt was specially designed for: Trick question - DOTA isn't a sport I need money to build an app for my dating website. It's only been open for a month and we have less than 150 members at the moment, but that doesn't mean we're not growing. Did I mention our site is accessible only to British people, and that our target audience consists of fans from one specific sci-fi show?
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Sleeveless posted:Remember that legally-dubious show about a bunch of internet weirdos entrapping people for entertainment under the guise of justice? You know, the one that didn't actually get very many convictions, was widely criticized and rejected by actual law enforcement, and is directly responsible for multiple suicides? The role of Chris Hansen will be played by Ray Liotta, I see. Zybourne Clock posted:Guess what sport this shirt was specially designed for: I started this post with the intent of making a joke but ended up just typing what was in the image because it was way better.
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ALFbrot posted:60% of energy is lost by the human body through everyday physical processes. Kymira Smartfabrics absorbs that energy and directs it back at the body.
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Apr 23, 2015 22:12
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ALFbrot posted:60% of energy is lost by the human body through everyday physical processes. Kymira Smartfabrics absorbs that energy and directs it back at the body. Good job dying of heatstroke halfway through the day.
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Collateral Damage posted:So in other words it makes you sweat like a pig? Two words : plausible deniability.
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Is it made of garbage bags? Also I feel like they are missing an opportunity to keep some more heat in by adding elastic to the sleeves, waist and neck.
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Apr 23, 2015 22:39
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That DotA shirt's gotta be the Kickstarter holy grail. It wouldn't work. If it did work you wouldn't want it to. And even if what it did was beneficial it would be unnecessary.
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shortstop posted:Is it made of garbage bags? Also I feel like they are missing an opportunity to keep some more heat in by adding elastic to the sleeves, waist and neck. MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY  EXTREME GAMING
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Apr 23, 2015 22:48
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Adding a whole new level of potency to the aroma of lan parties and esports.
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quote:60% of energy is lost by the human body through everyday physical processes. Kymira Smartfabrics absorbs that energy and directs it back at the body. I refuse to look at the KS page out of dread that this is disproved.
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Foglet posted:I saw it as clothing that stores kinetic energy and directs it back, resulting in an image of a t-shirt that punches you from time to time. Truly the shirt that  pro-gamers deserve.
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Apr 24, 2015 08:11
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DoctorTristan posted:Truly the shirt that
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Foglet posted:I saw it as clothing that stores kinetic energy and directs it back, resulting in an image of a t-shirt that punches you from time to time.
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This guy is turning to crowdfunding to help recoup money he lost to online scammers http://www.gofundme.com/recoveryfromscam It starts off stupidly: quote:A company called Loanz for All who said they were willing ot advance me up to $5000.00. I asked for $4,000.00. They said that they needed $72.30 for insurance, delivered by PayPal cash card; they explained that the insurance was in case I defaulted. This seemed reasonable.
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Apr 24, 2015 11:38
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shortstop posted:Adding a whole new level of potency to the aroma of lan parties and esports. It wven looks like they drew stink lines and clouds around the guy in their promotional photo.
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Suspicious Dish posted:I wish Patreon had a pay scheme of "$1 per comic I release" or some poo poo instead, so that people couldn't just sit on monthly donations. I'm pretty sure Patreon isn't being used for anything close to what it was originally intended, for pretty much this reason alone as everyone always promises monthly updates that always end getting delayed.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:This guy is turning to crowdfunding to help recoup money he lost to online scammers 
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Zybourne Clock posted:Guess what sport this shirt was specially designed for: Major marketing failure not aiming this at the crossfit idiots at the same time.
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Apr 24, 2015 14:12
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Zybourne Clock posted:Guess what sport this shirt was specially designed for: quote:Utilizing the rapid growth of social media platforms and advanced manufacturing technology, we look to leverage our expertise in our target markets and capitalize on momentum to expand toward additional targeted niche demographics. jesus i feel like i just got aggressively mouthfucked by a literal mba
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TetsuoTW posted:Utilizing the rapid growth of social media platforms and advanced manufacturing technology, we look to leverage our expertise in our target markets and capitalize on momentum to expand toward additional targeted niche demographics.
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Apr 24, 2015 14:37
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They couldn't somehow work "synergistic" in there somewhere? Insta-fail, will not back.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:This guy is turning to crowdfunding to help recoup money he lost to online scammers Wow. It just keeps getting worse. 
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Hello, I am very sorry to learn you had to deal with scammers and I would like to make a donation to you, but I will need you to reimburse bank fees in advance as this is an anti-fraud measure in my native country. Please forward $3,71 to the bank account in the Subject to receive $200 in two weeks period. Truly yours, HRH Prince Francois II of Kenya.
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Paladinus posted:Hello,
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ALFbrot posted:60% of energy is lost by the human body through everyday physical processes. Kymira Smartfabrics absorbs that energy and directs it back at the body. I'm very concerned for them if 40% of the energy these people consume isn't going to "being alive". They might be undead or something.
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Collateral Damage posted:He'd probably still go for it. Not to worry, he'd figure that something was up after the 7th western union transfer mysteriously 'disappeared into the ether'. Then they'll switch to moneygram and he'll be satisfied for another 20 or so transfers.
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lorn Wayne posted:Not to worry, he'd figure that something was up after the 7th western union transfer mysteriously 'disappeared into the ether'. Western Union money transfer is a phrase that should set off howling this-is-a-scam klaxons. Wait no. The awful website should have been the first warning. I'm surprised it took the scammers so long to ramp up the amounts.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:This guy is turning to crowdfunding to help recoup money he lost to online scammers It is pretty stupid...  ...a little too stupid. Who can say that this person is being truthful in the first place? Making money off the sympathy of others is happening right now with the ulilization of these websites, right? I know he's not asking for that much, but how much effort can it take to set up a gofundme to rake in a couple of bucks?
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ALFbrot posted:
I keep reading this over and over again, and I still cannot wrap my head around what they possibly meant or how it could ever be a good thing
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Apr 24, 2015 19:03
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I'll performance tune your car by removing the radiator. Why waste all that energy?
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A radiator is an integral part of the car, though. I think a better analogy would be painting your car with a "special" paint that is supposed to make your car use 60% less fuel.
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I literally can't do esports unless I'm wearing a stillsuit
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daft punk railroad posted:I literally can't do esports
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lol at 'esports' even being a term
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Enfys posted:lol at 'esports'
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El Diablo Bob O posted:A radiator is an integral part of the car, though. More like plugging your exhaust port so that fewer precious energy gasses escape and the car goes faster. Special paint does make things go faster as long as you're an Ork.
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I'm pretty sure special "go fast" paint would do well on Kickstarter.
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Zaphod42 posted:More like plugging your exhaust port so that fewer precious energy gasses escape and the car goes faster. More like routing your exhaust back into the engine, or better, into the interior to decrease emissions.
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Collateral Damage posted:He'd probably still go for it. There have been scammers whose specialty is offering to represent people who've been scammed in class-action suits and such, and then running off with the money they provided up front for "legal fees". I seem to recall at least one case where it was the original scammer back for more. It's horribly brilliant, because you know you're already working on a pool of suckers, albeit ones who are already short on cash.
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ALFbrot posted:60% of energy is lost by the human body through everyday physical processes. Kymira Smartfabrics absorbs that energy and directs it back at the body. so it makes you fatter as you run?
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