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Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i also made up the whole thing about him having a peanut allergy

oh thank god

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
There's no way a guy who's 105 or w/e he is would have a peanut allergy that's only for people under 30

3D GAY WORLD
May 15, 2007
Together we can expel Slipknot Hoagie from this forum forever. I believe!

But seriously, despite the fact that I'm a political science grad and thus bitter and cynical about actually accomplishing meaningful social reforms, Bernie Sanders would be the best case scenario for this election cycle.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

There's no way a guy who's 105 or w/e he is would have a peanut allergy that's only for people under 30

i blame gmos

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Possibly Chicken posted:

The best money i've ever spent shitposting itt

All it takes is 1000 Bernie posts to make up for your registration :10bux:

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Chamale posted:

All it takes is 1000 Bernie posts to make up for your registration :10bux:

check your work

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
RIP bernardo. It's a drat shame a such a minor thing like a fractured hip could drat Amerikkka's future but here we are

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Bernie Slanders

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



EngineerSean posted:

check your work

drat, I'm dumb. Just over 100.

It's OK, though, this means I get to make another post.

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009
Go Bernie!
It's your birthday!
We gonna vote ya in to office
like it's ya birthday!

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
Gonna go ahead and give 50 cents a page up to 50 bucks for Bernie. So your posts are retroactively worth some more money.

Good vibes comin' out of this thread. Go Bernie.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Gonna bernie for bernie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GVRtS18xSk

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Bernie Sanders 2016: Kill You're Children

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Windfall at Bernie's: Sanders raises $1.5 million in 24 hours

quote:

Bernie Sanders' nascent presidential campaign announced Friday that it raised more than $1.5 million in its first 24 hours, a number that far outpaces what Republican presidential hopefuls posted in their first day.

congrats thread, you did it!

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255
Abc better do a piece called "weekend at Bernies" where they follow him around and he wears blue jeans. And he puts his leg up on a fence.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

i did it

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Gonna go ahead and give 50 cents a page up to 50 bucks for Bernie. So your posts are retroactively worth some more money.

Good vibes comin' out of this thread. Go Bernie.

Until page 50, every post is now worth :siren: ¢10.475 :siren:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

wooo 998.5 million more to go!!!!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

quote:

The average donation was $43.54

whats my bonus prize for donating over the average bernie

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Happy May Day, Bernie comrades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9GALExUeo

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Yet another poo poo post for comrade Bernie.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

bernie can only go up uP UP

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



He's catchin' on, I tell ya!

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

i'm gonna try not to get my hopes up

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

Wait until they release "Windfall at Bernie's 2: Goon Money"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Hillary is quietly rocking in a corner whispering "no, no... not again" to herself over and over.

haha, no, but a socialist can dream.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"What's that a candidate talking about real poo poo and not just gay bashing as an excuse for their oligarchic economic policy?"


I hope he kicks the poo poo out of Hillary in the Primary then offers her the vice presidency. I think a Sanders/Clinton ticket would crush whatever pair of psychos end up running on the GOP ticket.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Chamale posted:

Until page 50, every post is now worth :siren: ¢10.475 :siren:

Up to page 100 I think?

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
inexorably


inevitably


Bernie

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
Bernie now


Bernie forever

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Up to page 100 I think?

Right. I'm posting way too fast to do basic math.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Full Bernie Now

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Raskolnikov38 posted:

whats my bonus prize for donating over the average bernie

additional communisms

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Making mistakes and having them corrected results in way more Bernie posts.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

InterFaced posted:

Hillary is quietly rocking in a corner whispering "no, no... not again" to herself over and over.

haha, no, but a socialist can dream.

i truly do not believe she will melt down again. you can bet she'll have a plan past super tuesday this time.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



EngineerSean posted:

additional communisms

Alright guys, that was a great communism tonight. We went full communism for sure. But to win the big game next week, I want each and every one of you to give 110% communism

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
110% communism is when the state withers away

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I love how the media is trying as hard as it possibly can to slander him as a socialist.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
-74% capitalism is where its at.

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Moridin920 posted:

"What's that a candidate talking about real poo poo and not just gay bashing as an excuse for their oligarchic economic policy?"


I hope he kicks the poo poo out of Hillary in the Primary then offers her the vice presidency. I think a Sanders/Clinton ticket would crush whatever pair of psychos end up running on the GOP ticket.

then bernie mysteriously dies a week into his presidency and hillary assumes control

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