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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


mysterious frankie posted:

Newsperson: breaking news, Bernie Sanders has been nominated as the Democratic candidate...

Me: aw yiss, Ftw

Newsperson: ...running with him for the position of Vice President is Adolf SuperHitler.

Me: hmmm

yeah i'm still voting for him i'm not jewish

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mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Cubey posted:

how many chromosomes did she have

more than palins son

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm just waiting for the 'SOCIALIST' to die down so ultra right wingers learn he is jewish and we'll get the unironic 'HE IS A JEW AND CONSPIRING TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT WITH HIS JEW FRIENDS BY APPEALING TO OUR YOUTH'

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Moridin920 posted:

I'm just waiting for the 'SOCIALIST' to die down so ultra right wingers learn he is jewish and we'll get the unironic 'HE IS A JEW AND CONSPIRING TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT WITH HIS JEW FRIENDS BY APPEALING TO OUR YOUTH'

and thus will be born the sanders youth

i'll get started on the uniforms immediately

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Sanders/vermin supreme 2016

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



adolh superhitler would actually make a decent vp because all hitler needed was a tad bit of oversight

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
tbh I'd rather wear an ss uniform over a business suit but I think they're both basically the same thing

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


hemophilia posted:

yeah i'm still voting for him i'm not jewish

Im still voting for him and I am jewish

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

bernie sanders administration:

VP noam chomsky
attorney gen. glenn greenwald
sec of defense abu bakr al baghdadi
sec of labor joseph stalin

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Sanders/vermin supreme 2016

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
SOG (Sanders Occupied Government)

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



TEAYCHES posted:

bernie sanders administration:

VP noam chomsky
attorney gen. glenn greenwald
sec of defense abu bakr al baghdadi
sec of labor joseph stalin

janitor: hillary clinton

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
put zizek in charge of the gulags

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


appoint zizek to the UN security council and give him the title of Official Guy Who Fucks With The Slavs via congress

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

where does chomsky stand on this whole thing

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Cubey posted:

call your dad and tell him to vote for bernie sanders

OK. But it'll have to wait until tomorrow. The ensuing lecture will take up way too much shitposting time. Deadline is too close. Must post for Bernie.

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

I heard Mr. Berns favors tipping the doctor/mohel after a successful circumcision while riding a bicycle in traffic on a treadmill airstrip (so planes can't take off of it). Confirm/deny?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

jarofpiss posted:

where does chomsky stand on this whole thing

Lovin' the av

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



jarofpiss posted:

where does chomsky stand on this whole thing

drat that is a sweet av

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

did anyone make a bernie sanders lemon party joke yet

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Sanders/vermin supreme 2016

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
Sweet avs ITT

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



huskarl_marx posted:

Sweet avs ITT

anybody who buys an av better be matching their donation to bernie sanders imo but yeah

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


TEAYCHES posted:

did anyone make a bernie sanders lemon party joke yet

Yeah many pages ago but seeing as your shitposts have literal value go for it

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


now when i shitpost in any thread, it's a shitpost for bernie

TEAYCHES posted:

did anyone make a bernie sanders lemon party joke yet
sure but there's plenty of room here for another

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

beasts of england, beasts of ireland
beasts of every land and clime,
hearken to my joyful tidings
of the golden future time





:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:
:patriot:BARNEY THE DINOSANDER 4 PREZZZZZZZZ 2016 :patriot:

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Sanders/vermin supreme 2016

voted 5 times for this ticket

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Yeah many pages ago but seeing as your shitposts have literal value go for it

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

pooppost 4 my main man bernie right here

(trying to keep it G rated rn)

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Guys, 200 posts seems too far away

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

But Gosh Dangit we have to keep trying for the bernman

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

So this is me, trying at something for the first time in my gosh dang life

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Gosh dangit

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Matey posted:

So this is me, trying at something for the first time in my gosh dang life

gently caress the system

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



vote for bernie

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

We can do this y'all. We've just go to believe gosh dangit

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ethanol posted:

vote for bernie

dang right buddy!

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Matey posted:

We can do this y'all. We've just go to believe gosh dangit

yeah but I'm also not above putting out smear campaigns or potentially hacking voting booths to make bernie win

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

:sonia:
:sonia::sonia:
:sonia::sonia::sonia:
:sonia::sonia:
:sonia:
:sonia::sonia:
:sonia::sonia::sonia:
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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ethanol posted:

yeah but I'm also not above putting out smear campaigns or potentially hacking voting booths to make bernie win

hack hilldoggy's phone and make her text the n word to obama.

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