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I seriously had a dream last night that Bernie Sanders covered his head with a toupee and colored the rest of his hair dark gray. Imagine my relief when I woke up to the wrathful white hair we all know and love.
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MeatwadIsGod posted:I seriously had a dream last night that Bernie Sanders covered his head with a toupee and colored the rest of his hair dark gray. Imagine my relief when I woke up to the wrathful white hair we all know and love. This is referred to as a nightmare in medical terminology 
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jarofpiss posted:This is referred to as a nightmare in medical terminology Sounds more like The Sand Man giving him a sign of portent things go come if we waver in our support.
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So basically all our country's cool dudes need to re-enact this scene to to trick the nation into voting Bernie in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o2gISJYwQU
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May 6, 2015 15:59
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Given the Liberal swing of Canada, I fully expect Sanders to win. Continually I perceive that the donations from this thread, and this thread alone, will tip the scales in Bernie's favour.
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May 6, 2015 17:38
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Bernie boo ma yay
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Bernie please win soon, thx!
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If you try to give Bernie Sanders a dirty dollar, he just wraps it around his fist and beats your rear end with it.
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HOly poo poo I cannot wait to knock on the doors of Des Moines voters and cheerfully explain to them why they would be better served voting for Bernie than Hilllary. Gonna use all of my charisma points to charm Iowa dems and save American Democracy.
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Miltank posted:HOly poo poo I cannot wait to knock on the doors of Des Moines voters and cheerfully explain to them why they would be better served voting for Bernie than Hilllary. Gonna use all of my charisma points to charm Iowa dems and save American Democracy.
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May 6, 2015 20:00
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ITs gonna be like: *knock knock knock* Door opens and without warning I hit 'em with a bigass dimpled smile, they will be like puddy in my hands. e: old women, construction workers, babies, I will win them all for ol Bernie
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Miltank posted:HOly poo poo I cannot wait to knock on the doors of Des Moines voters and cheerfully explain to them why they would be better served voting for Bernie than Hilllary. Gonna use all of my charisma points to charm Iowa dems and save American Democracy. As long as that donor.jpg thing posted all over the place a few hundred pages ago isn't a complete fabrication bring stacks of that poo poo to hand out.
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Biaga posted:Continually I perceive that the donations from this thread, and this thread alone, will tip the scales in Bernie's favour. A post is poo poo in Austin... The Bernerfly Effect.
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Hey Bernay baby i got your money don't you worry i said hey
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May 6, 2015 21:57
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That song is of course by the talented musician Old Dirty Bernie
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today in bernie: callin' out clinton and big banks Bad Trade Deal - The 12-nation Trans-Pacific Partnership has divided the Democratic Party and left Hillary Clinton caught between angry liberal activists and the president she once served. Her positions on trade shifted several times over her decades in politics. Sen Sanders, meanwhile, has criticized the "job-killing" deal "negotiated in secret." He has long opposed trade liberalization, according to an AP report published in Wednesday’s Bennington Banner and Brattleboro Reformer. Break Up Big Banks - Sen. Sanders today will introduce a bill to break up the biggest banks. Calls for Wall Street's largest firms to be cut down were numerous after taxpayers spent billions of dollars to prevent the financial system from collapse during the 2007-09 financial crisis, but they have since gradually died down,
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Zev posted:I can't seem to find this contribution... Anyone else? I was waiting for the thread to hit 200 pages. I didn't check it very frequently and even missed when it got closed. Should I just contribute now? Edit: holy poo poo, new av. Guess I'm donating. MrKatharsis fucked around with this message at 22:13 on May 6, 2015 |
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Turbl posted:today in bernie: callin' out clinton and big banks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWJK0TvQodw
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Don't ban me!MrKatharsis posted:BERN BABY BERN  Now you goons owe me some shitposts.
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MrKatharsis posted:Don't ban me! 
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So they announced that there's gonna be six debates in the democratic primaries. Don't happen until the fall, so there's most likely going to be more than just Hilary and our boy Bernie. http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/05/politics/2016-democratic-debates-hillary-clinton/ Side note, 200000 people have already volunteered to help with his campaign.
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http://www.slate.com/articles/news_...ontrol_for.htmlMark Joseph Stern at Slate posted:When Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders jumped into the 2016 presidential race, he was widely hailed as a far-left socialist who would appeal to the liberal wing of the Democratic Party. A liberal challenge to Hillary Clinton, said Politico. True progressives’ liberal alternative, trumpeted FiveThirtyEight. But before liberal Democrats flock to Sanders, they should remember that the Vermont senator stands firmly to Clinton’s right on one issue of overwhelming importance to the Democratic base: gun control. During his time in Congress, Sanders opposed several moderate gun control bills. He also supported the most odious NRA–backed law in recent memory—one that may block Sandy Hook families from winning a lawsuit against the manufacturer of the gun used to massacre their children. So basically he's more electable in the general than Clinton because he's willing to admit the gun control war is lost, and a lot of single-issue NRA voters with populist views as well as gunchart.jpg libertarians could actually consider voting for this guy. But that's a bad thing because: hurf de durf
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The Whole Internet posted:hurf
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Baumann posted:So they announced that there's gonna be six debates in the democratic primaries. Don't happen until the fall, so there's most likely going to be more than just Hilary and our boy Bernie. They also announced a new rule where participation in non-Democratic Party sanctioned debates gets you banned from future Democratic Party debates. So no more debates hosted or arranged by any group other than the Party establishment. Maybe I'm too cynical, but somehow this is going to be used to prevent Hillary from facing questions that she's uncomfortable about answering.
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The Whole Internet posted:http://www.slate.com/articles/news_...ontrol_for.html holy poo poo, this is pretty much my reasoning as well. bernie sanders, you sly fox
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City of Tampa posted:They also announced a new rule where participation in non-Democratic Party sanctioned debates gets you banned from future Democratic Party debates. So no more debates hosted or arranged by any group other than the Party establishment. lol this system is so loving crooked
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Uhhh why the gently caress should people be able to successfully sue a dealership if some maniac runs people over with their car (that happens to be from that dealership)? Whoever wrote that article is reaching and that means someone on Hillary's team has taken notice. BERNIE RULEZ
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The Joe Man posted:BERNIE RULEZ
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MrKatharsis posted:Don't ban me! Sorry, thought you were ending on Sunday too. We will repay you for your berntastic gift!
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City of Tampa posted:They also announced a new rule where participation in non-Democratic Party sanctioned debates gets you banned from future Democratic Party debates. So no more debates hosted or arranged by any group other than the Party establishment. The political system is crooked af but the bernsand triumphs over all.
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FYI the GOP candidate is going to play this election way more populist than Hillary can. It's Bernie or bust in 2016.
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i live in florida so my presidential vote is worth more than the rest of yours, but what about in primaries? how do primaries work?
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Miltank posted:The political system is crooked af but the bernsand triumphs over all. Yea, poo poo's hosed up.
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you irl posted:i live in florida so my presidential vote is worth more than the rest of yours, but what about in primaries? how do primaries work? you have to vote for bernie in the primary if you want this to go anywhere. find out if you have to register as a democrat to vote in the florida primary. some states have closed primaries where only registered democrats can vote in them.
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