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Tunicate posted:Anyone posted this Milkhack yet? A goddamn classic. 
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Sociopastry posted:What job do you have? He must be quality control for bike pedal sponges.
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May 13, 2015 00:05
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Sociopastry posted:What job do you have? Childcare. I fill into the infant room a lot and that's a no shoe room. So I just kind of walk around without shoes most of the day.
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May 13, 2015 00:20
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Dareon posted:Yup. Good job, you've turned perfectly good bread into literal poison. lifehack: STOP FILLING YOUR BODY WITH TOXINS AND STOP KILLING MOTHER EARTH! SWIM THROUGH THE OCEAN WITH CLENCHED TEETH AND FILTER-FEED ON THE DELICIOUS PLANKTON JUST AS OUR WHALE BRETHREN DO!
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May 13, 2015 00:24
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Dareon posted:Yup. Good job, you've turned perfectly good bread into literal poison. 
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May 13, 2015 00:35
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It's burgin' time! 
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Sociopastry posted:Or just hating wearing shoes. I go barefoot whenever it's socially acceptable because I just really hate wearing shoes. I'm in outdoor leadership in school and we're barefoot all the drat time. I spent two weeks canoeing in Utah and I only wore sandals to hike up a bunch of rock covered in cactus. It was the drat best thing ever. Shoes are for prudes.
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May 13, 2015 01:11
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Dareon posted:Yup. Good job, you've turned perfectly good bread into literal poison. Bread alone is poison if you eat enough of it.  Lifehack: Want to commit suicide in a delicious way? Eat bread until you die!
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May 13, 2015 01:14
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OctoberBlues posted:Bread alone is poison if you eat enough of it. preferably off the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo
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May 13, 2015 01:18
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Dareon posted:Yup. Good job, you've turned perfectly good bread into literal poison. Unironically agreed.
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May 13, 2015 01:19
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As if either of you's ever eaten barley bread in the first place.
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May 13, 2015 01:45
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Tunicate posted:Anyone posted this Milkhack yet? TheBigAristotle posted:Open a milk carton with this one weird trick Yeah, but it's cool, dogg  
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May 13, 2015 03:08
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Tunicate posted:Anyone posted this Milkhack yet? I don't know why I laughed so loving hard at this.
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May 14, 2015 03:12
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cash crab posted:I don't know why I laughed so loving hard at this. Probably because it's funny?
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May 14, 2015 05:15
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Life hack: if you need something funny, try humour!
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May 14, 2015 05:15
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Jerry Cotton posted:Life hack: if you need something funny, try humour! tragedy is a kind of humor
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May 14, 2015 05:31
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Karate Bastard posted:No matter the make or price range, all coffee machines turn into leaky garbage compactors upon entering the premises of a workplace. All coffee beans turn into dust and regret crossing that same threshold. Water heats wrong in such devices and takes on the texture of fetid swampwater unfit even for the preparation of tea. Residual "white" unerringly befouls the hosing and subsequently served drinks. Residual soup base befouls the "white". All who partake cringe and swallow, for their need is paramount. #Lifehack Truth.
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May 14, 2015 06:44
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Whore yourself to strangers on the Internet for precious gifts! For example, I just got <<<< this $10 present <<<< for posting Allahu Akbar in the meme thread #Lifehack 
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May 14, 2015 12:34
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Karate Bastard posted:Whore yourself to strangers on the Internet for precious gifts! For example, I just got We'll know who bought it once they post in the Recent Purchases thread.
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May 14, 2015 12:36
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Thus, the cycle of PYF continues. An ouroboros, continually pooping into its own mouth.
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May 14, 2015 14:50
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Shameful forum.
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May 14, 2015 14:52
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Geoj posted:It never matters, even if it's bar soap they want it in a separate bag. People are idiots when it comes to having their groceries bagged. I had that once when working at Trader Joe's. The bag only had a bottle of cherry juice in it. I assume because the bag was paper she just didn't know the bag contained one item. But I pulled it out of there and showed her, and she just said "I'll need help to the car" which seemed like a fair response.
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May 14, 2015 18:26
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Cat Hatter posted:Lifehack: If you drink coffee every morning, brew some before you leave for work. Or get coffee for a dollar at the donut shop. Pros: It's a dollar at most! Also there's donuts! Cons: It's ... actual coffee and not a vaguely-coffee-flavoured milkshake? Angela Christine posted:Why waste all that time heating the water and stirring. Just get caffeine pills. All the pep and none of the tooth stains.
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May 14, 2015 22:26
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Bad Angus! Bad!
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Delivery McGee posted:Or get coffee for a dollar at the donut shop. Pros: It's a dollar at most! Also there's donuts! Cons: It's ... actual coffee and not a vaguely-coffee-flavoured milkshake? Lifehack: Don't remember Arkansas
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May 14, 2015 22:45
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What if you live in a country that doesn't have doughnut shops. 
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May 14, 2015 22:49
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Nettle Soup posted:What if you live in a country that doesn't have doughnut shops. Enjoy the fried breakfast pastry most popular in your country then.
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May 14, 2015 22:54
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I don't think people living in Arkansas remember Arkansas, to be fair.
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May 14, 2015 23:13
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Delivery McGee posted:Or get coffee for a dollar at the donut shop. Pros: It's a dollar at most! Not around here it's not. Usually about $3 or so for a cup of coffee at a donut shop. You can get $1 coffee at gas stations, but gently caress gas station coffee.
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Delivery McGee posted:Or get coffee for a dollar at the donut shop. Pros: It's a dollar at most! Also there's donuts! Cons: It's ... actual coffee and not a vaguely-coffee-flavoured milkshake? 18 year old me killed two cases of 16oz NOS over three days. 18 year old me was a dumbass. By the third day I was falling asleep if I sat down for longer than a minute or so and I was sleep talking.
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May 15, 2015 01:36
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 This has been our trash can for the couch for like 3 days. My girlfriend who made it says it was out of laziness. I think it's p life hack
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May 16, 2015 02:47
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Kaethela posted:Not around here it's not. Usually about $3 or so for a cup of coffee at a donut shop. You can get $1 coffee at gas stations, but gently caress gas station coffee.
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May 16, 2015 03:20
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om nom nom posted:
i dunno if putting rubbish in an empty cardboard container that's already sitting on the ground counts as 'making' something. I dunno tho my standards are p. high.
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May 16, 2015 03:27
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Nightmare Zone posted:I'm sorry about your lack of Wawa coffee. One thing I've learned is that everyday coffee, be it from gas stations or whatever, gets progressively shittier the further you get from a coast. 7-11 coffee here in Maryland is really decent. By the time you're in Ohio, it's brown water.
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May 16, 2015 03:30
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here's me at starbucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBNOB7FkSSM #larryhacks
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May 16, 2015 03:40
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Nightmare Zone posted:I'm sorry about your lack of Wawa coffee. As far as I know, Massachusetts doesn't have Wawa. If it does it certainly isn't in my area.
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May 16, 2015 04:10
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Kaethela posted:As far as I know, Massachusetts doesn't have Wawa. If it does it certainly isn't in my area. Doesn't. Only thing I miss about New Jersey is Wawa.
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May 16, 2015 04:22
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Nettle Soup posted:What if you live in a country that doesn't have doughnut shops. Open a doughnut shop. Yeah, they might not be that good, but what are they gonna do? Go to the other doughnut shop?
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May 16, 2015 04:32
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Nettle Soup posted:What if you live in a country that doesn't have doughnut shops. If you call that living 
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May 16, 2015 04:37
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om nom nom posted:
I'm more concerned by the fact that you have a separate trash can for just your couch
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May 16, 2015 05:13
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Minus Green posted:I'm more concerned by the fact that you have a separate trash can for just your couch Maybe he likes doing paperwork at his couch in front of the TV and doesn't want to throw away papers all the way across the room, don't judge.
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om nom nom posted:
Hey dawg, I heard you like trash, so I put trash in your trash so you can trash while you trash.
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