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LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

The only time Sam Worthington was interesting

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Jai Courtney owns in Jack Reacher. Only thing I've seen him in though.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

effectual posted:

Jai Courtney owns in Jack Reacher. Only thing I've seen him in though.

I've only seen him in Die Hard 5, but there isn't a single redeeming thing about that film.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Cacator posted:

I've only seen him in Die Hard 5, but there isn't a single redeeming thing about that film.

Die Hard 5 made me incredibly sad after I saw it in the theater. Stop making Die Hard films, Bruce. Just stop it.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Jai Courtney is great because Varro was a cool dude.

Also, dunno what you mean about him looking generic, he has crazy heavy features. Way too beefed to be Kyle Reese, though, I agree. He'd make a good Terminator.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 09:40 on May 16, 2015

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
It was weird because I was like no you guys, Jai Courtney was good in Spartacus. If I recall they extended his role because of the chemistry that he had with Andy Whitfield (RIP), and I liked him in Jack Reacher. But everything else is like...you're letting me down Jai Courtney.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Oh gently caress!!! He was Spartacus' pal??? Yah he was great in that! I haven't seen him in anything else but if I was going off that alone id be looking forward to him in this....

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


DrVenkman posted:

It was weird because I was like no you guys, Jai Courtney was good in Spartacus. If I recall they extended his role because of the chemistry that he had with Andy Whitfield (RIP), and I liked him in Jack Reacher. But everything else is like...you're letting me down Jai Courtney.

He keeps getting cast as the heavy and that was definitely not his strong point in Spartacus.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




To be fair, if you get offered to co-lead Die Hard for your second movie outside of Australian cinema, you're gonna loving take it. I mean, he went straight from 'minor character in an Aboriginal stoner comedy' to 'Spartacus' to 'Jack Reacher' to 'Die Hard 5', it's a hell of a career swerve.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 13:58 on May 16, 2015

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

muscles like this? posted:

He keeps getting cast as the heavy and that was definitely not his strong point in Spartacus.

Should do well in Suicide Squad then. He should just be typecast as the dependable side-bro.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

He has a very punchable face in the Divergent movies, but then again, everybody in those silly movies has.

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!
Apparently I've seen things with Jai Courtney, but I still have no clue who the gently caress he is.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

joedevola posted:

The worst thing about the casting of the new Terminator movie is that Kyle Reese is an utterly generic, hairless meatball.

Now if only we could get rid of the meatballs in Washington!

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Vintersorg posted:

Oh gently caress!!! He was Spartacus' pal??? Yah he was great in that! I haven't seen him in anything else but if I was going off that alone id be looking forward to him in this....

A lot of people don't realise since he essentially looks like a Cherub.

I mean of course he's not going to say no to Die Hard. And really that movie has way bigger issues than Jai Courtney. No one comes off well in that. I don't dislike Courtney at all, but when you're starring in utterly bland movies then you're hardly getting the chance to show what you can do.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
You guys Terminator: Genisys looks insanely awful.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

You guys Terminator: Genisys looks insanely awful.

God it really does. Posters are bad and I've had to see two previews for it in the theater in the past couple of weeks and they're loving painful.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Every "cool" moment they try to pluck out of it looks really stupid and slavish to the point where you'd just assume the previous Terminator movies were bad.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Every "cool" moment they try to pluck out of it looks really stupid and slavish to the point where you'd just assume the previous Terminator movies were bad.

At this point, more of them are than are good.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Here's hoping Ted 2 and Magic Mike XXL kick the poo poo out of it.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

mind the walrus posted:

Here's hoping Ted 2

Let's not say anything we can't take back.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



Cialis Railman posted:

Just do what I do and deny the existence of any Terminator movie since T2.

I mean, what Terminator movies? Everyone knows there were only two! :downs:

Just like how there's only one Highlander, one Matrix, six Police Academys and a Weekend at Bernie's II.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



81: The More Efficient Movie Watching Guide

Why watch andwhen does it all?

Get your daily dose of and in a single shot of

Not an excuseto run with scissors

You canwhile they and watch

Somehow+ = ?

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

ShufflerZero posted:

Just like how there's only one Highlander, one Matrix, six Police Academys and a Weekend at Bernie's II.

I agree, Highlander II is awesome. :colbert:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

drat that's a fine tagline, and then I notice it's got Brando in it, and then I look up the director and he did Battle of Algiers.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

DarkSol posted:

I agree, Highlander II is awesome. :colbert:

For anyone wishing to throttle this man: the queue starts behind me, so be patient.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Highlander II is probably the single worst example of attempting to expand the universe of a film.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Did somebody just insult Weekend at Bernies because I will set this loving place on fire.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

kiimo posted:

Did somebody just insult Weekend at Bernies because I will set this loving place on fire.

For several years I've been wondering why there's no reboot of this. It could definitely work with the right writers and two dudes with good comedic chops.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Jose Oquendo posted:

For several years I've been wondering why there's no reboot of this. It could definitely work with the right writers and two dudes with good comedic chops.

https://youtu.be/Pt6N4Fmmdxs

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:


Also Japanese, but sadly ended up only being used for as a cover for the soundtrack:

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Offtopic from the point of the thread, but relevant to Mad Max + Japan:

https://megaten.sesshou.com/wiki/index.php/MADMAX

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

ShufflerZero posted:

81: The More Efficient Movie Watching Guide

Why watch andwhen does it all?

All your posts are so nicely formatted that some blogger could easily just mine this thread for a years worth of content.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Eagerly awaiting the day that Buzzfeed mines SA instead of tumblr.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

kiimo posted:

Did somebody just insult Weekend at Bernies because I will set this loving place on fire.
Weekend at Bernie's is just fine.

Weekend at Bernie's II is some next-level poo poo.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


They're really cranking those out considering they didn't start work on it until the first one was a success and that was just last September.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Young Adult Novel movies have been the most consistently entertaining bad movies recently

When aare we getting our sequel to The Giver, drat it!

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Calico Heart posted:

Young Adult Novel movies have been the most consistently entertaining bad movies recently

When aare we getting our sequel to The Giver, drat it!
I'm ready for Giver 2: The Receiver.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Max Runner was so loving bad

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Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Actually all these babby's first dystopia movies aimed at teens are great. I could watch a dozen more movies trying to desperately find a new stupid way to make society that just can't handle how unique you are, man

Haven't seen hunger games though because they're apparently okay

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