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Humboldt Squid posted:Here's a Venezuelan style dog that looks amazing, and I agree we do need to make a proper Food Porn thread, cause this thread makes me hungry way too often considering it's intended topic
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Samizdata posted:Upon reflection and thread reading, I do think there is EXACTLY one pizza rule and one only - There are no pizza rules you goddamn pizza Hitler.
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May 28, 2015 01:06
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The grossest looking hot dogs are easily the ones with ketchup and mustard on them.
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13Pandora13 posted:There are no pizza rules you goddamn pizza Hitler. See, here I thought we were talking about pizza, and NOT fruit salad. I know, with your dirty floor diet you get them confused, but that just doesn't count. Too bad, so sad, thanks for playing.
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Samizdata posted:See, here I thought we were talking about pizza, and NOT fruit salad. I know, with your dirty floor diet you get them confused, but that just doesn't count. You are angering the pizza gods. And what about dessert pizza, I think you could do magical things with raw cookie dough.
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May 28, 2015 01:15
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pookel posted:Best way to cook a hot dog: This but with jalapeno cheddar smokies. Then on a hoagie bun, preferably an onion bun variety. Solice Kirsk posted:This man knows whats up. Serve those fuckers as black as night and just slightly too hot to eat! Chased with a semi-cold beer that's been floating in melted ice for hours. Preferably while sitting on a tree stump just a little too close to the fire. Summer rules. I am so sad that there's a fire ban here right now. 
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Black Mage Knight posted:The grossest looking hot dogs are easily the ones with ketchup and mustard on them. no
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OctoberBlues posted:You are angering the pizza gods. How am I angering pizza gods? I stand FOR pizza, instead of a fruit salad not so cleverly attempting to usurp the place of a proper pizza, like some malign vegetarian doppleganger. We can discuss dessert pizza, but on a case by case basis. Also, uncooked dessert pizza is dessert pizza, not dinner pizza.
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May 28, 2015 02:54
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Yellow mustard sucks but spicy brown/dijon is good on certain items.
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Samizdata posted:How am I angering pizza gods? I stand FOR pizza, instead of a fruit salad not so cleverly attempting to usurp the place of a proper pizza, like some malign vegetarian doppleganger. So you're saying that your only crime is caring about securing the existence of and a future for proper pizza so that its beauty shall not perish from the earth?
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May 28, 2015 03:09
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ErIog posted:So you're saying that your only crime is caring about securing the existence of and a future for proper pizza so that its beauty shall not perish from the earth? Right! Our great^x-grandchilden may inherit a hellish wasteland with toxic air, barren soil, and devoid of metals and fossil fuels, but I want to make sure they can still get a decent pizza...
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ErIog posted:So you're saying that your only crime is caring about securing the existence of and a future for proper pizza so that its beauty shall not perish from the earth? Fourteen words about the proper arrangement of the 88 true ingredients.
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Samizdata posted:Right! Our great^x-grandchilden may inherit a hellish wasteland with toxic air, barren soil, and devoid of metals and fossil fuels, but I want to make sure they can still get a decent pizza... If you want to visualize the future, imagine.....Phoenix, only they somehow got decent pizza.
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May 28, 2015 04:45
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magimix posted:When I first glanced at that picture, I thought the bun was a badly baked potato Now I want to try using a baked potato as a hotdog bun. Put some sour cream on that fucker. E: I should have given more than a passing glance at that hot dog style guide. Akett has a new favorite as of 05:32 on May 28, 2015 |
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May 28, 2015 05:32
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This is like something from a 1950s popsci magazine about "The Future". In the future, people will eat delicious robot diarrhea.
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May 28, 2015 05:44
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Would. Wouldn't feel good about it, but still would.
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May 28, 2015 06:12
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I can imagine it coming out of the person who eats it exactly like it comes out of this machine. Hells to the no on this one.
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May 28, 2015 06:17
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Where is the corn nozzle?
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May 28, 2015 06:45
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I hope it makes farty sounds
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May 28, 2015 06:47
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boo_radley posted:Where is the corn nozzle? They found that too be a little too realistic.
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May 28, 2015 06:57
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This is what happens when you steam hotdogs to excess: Here's a palate cleanser. Frozen pizza, couple of greens, and jizzy ranch. 
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May 28, 2015 07:18
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You know what? gently caress Lovecraft. Tonight has shown me the face of true terror. gently caress it, Cthulhu, come on and get me. Can't bother me at ALL. (Also, prolly would do the spuds as I am a sucker for cheap rear end gravy...)
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May 28, 2015 07:49
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The correct way to cook hotdogs is to stick them in boiling water until you think they're probably hot enough, and preferably get them out before they split. They're garbage food, they don't deserve anything more.
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May 28, 2015 08:09
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It's not like blowing up a hotdog like that ruins it, they just get a bit more non-Euclidean.
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May 28, 2015 08:13
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Famous food idiot Pete Evans has written a book that might kill children.
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May 28, 2015 08:33
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Tiggum posted:The correct way to cook hotdogs is to stick them in boiling water until you think they're probably hot enough, and preferably get them out before they split. They're garbage food, they don't deserve anything more. Wrong, my friend. Behold the Char Dog. A variation on the Chicago Dog, with the all-beef wiener blackened and split on a too-hot grill. The carbon and smoke play against the overload of traditional toppings for a surprisingly subtle effect. The Chicago Dog is worth a whole post on it's own. I'm seriously considering a PYF Hot Dog thread, if only to assert the superiority of the only hot dog that is cool and good.
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Tiggum posted:The correct way to cook hotdogs is to stick them in boiling water until you think they're probably hot enough, and preferably get them out before they split. They're garbage food, they don't deserve anything more. You either grill them proper, or stab them several times with a fork, boil until done, then dump out the water and sear those fuckers in the same pot until crispy 
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boo_radley posted:Where is the corn nozzle? Between the buttcheeks.
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May 28, 2015 09:40
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I'm going to submit an awesome, and a pretty good food, both of which look less than great, for your delectation. First, Pease Pudding (found a really good looking picture, oddly enough.)  It's made by putting split peas in damp cheesecloth and boiling the bag for a couple hours before taking it out and spicing it. I had tonnes of it every thanksgiving as a kid, with gravy. Way better than mashed potatoes. Second, Brewis and Scrunchions.  Brewis is made by taking hard bread (a type of biscuit meant to last for long periods at sea) and leaving it to soak in water for a day to soften it. Once it is softened, it is boiled until tender and strained. To add flavour to it, as it is about as flavourless on it's own as you would expect it to be, it is served with scrunchions. Scruncheons are fried salt pork, which along with the rendered fat is used to top the brewis. Tiberius Thyben has a new favorite as of 10:40 on May 28, 2015 |
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May 28, 2015 10:16
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Meatwave posted:This is what happens when you steam hotdogs to excess: "You begin to suspect that your bowl is a portal to the Meat Dimension."
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Second, Brewis and Scrunchions.  I must try this now. I guess poor people food is similar everywhere, in the southern Balkans you have popara which is old, hardened bread boiled with water or milk eaten mostly with cheese / kajmak but sometimes salted, rendered fat and paprika is an option too.  It can look a hell of a lot more unappetizing than this too, just GIS it. e: I forgot to say, despite the looks I still love it dearly. SaltyJesus has a new favorite as of 10:39 on May 28, 2015 |
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I might have missed this brilliant Instagram-account has been posted in this thread before, but it's hilarious and sure fits in many ways.
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May 28, 2015 12:40
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whats with those hot dogs with the fire engine red casings? do people buy those?
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DekeThornton posted:I might have missed this brilliant Instagram-account has been posted in this thread before, but it's hilarious and sure fits in many ways. I'm reminded of the food from American Psycho. 
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DekeThornton posted:I might have missed this brilliant Instagram-account has been posted in this thread before, but it's hilarious and sure fits in many ways. This is really funny. Brilliant indeed.
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Haverchuck posted:whats with those hot dogs with the fire engine red casings? do people buy those? that's a standard Danish hot dog. served with neon yellow mustard 
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May 28, 2015 13:53
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Haverchuck posted:whats with those hot dogs with the fire engine red casings? do people buy those? They're normal hot dogs, so yes? What do you think hot dogs should look like?
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Post Your Favorite (or Request)>Anti-Food Porn Thread:The only Australian that cares about hotdogs is Tiggum, and he's doing it wrong.Tiberius Thyben posted:I'm going to submit an awesome, and a pretty good food, both of which look less than great, for your delectation. Brewis and scrunchions is what sailors and soldiers stuck with "Hard Tack" wish they could have eaten in WW1 and earlier. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 15:55 on May 28, 2015 |
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DekeThornton posted:I might have missed this brilliant Instagram-account has been posted in this thread before, but it's hilarious and sure fits in many ways. I thought this was just some normal food blog until I noticed the cheez-dip and Bugles about 5 pics in and then it all clicked. Fantastic.
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