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The thing about Eric was he was supposed to die before he even became an adult so why would you make him grow up at all during his teenage years? His childhood was probably one giant Make A Wish which is why he thinks he deserves everything. No one bothered telling him one day he would have to contribute to society so he better learn a skill, or really anything besides doing things to keep him happy. Why bother, he was supposed to be dead way before he should have gotten a job or learned to interact with people in a mature manner. He just happened to gently caress everything up by living 20 extra years without losing his delusions.
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Wow. You know, you do have to admire Eric for somehow not harboring a giant grudge against his brother. He has everything Eric wanted.
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Jun 6, 2015 22:34
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EngineerJoe posted:Eric would probably look a bit like his brother:
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Jun 6, 2015 23:41
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A non-Midget Eric would look like the Heat Miser, Artie was right there.
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DeadBonesBrook posted:A non-Midget Eric would look like the Heat Miser, Artie was right there. Yeah, Eric would be the Fredo of the family regardless if he was a midget or not.
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Sasquatch! posted:I'M FLAT loving FOOTED, YOU ASSWIPE! Jesus...Christ...Sas..quatch...Don't you...even...loving...listen..to the..ack ack show? He's..club loving..footed you..asswipe..
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Jun 7, 2015 02:36
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How would you even be able to tell if he was flat footed or not?
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Jun 7, 2015 04:38
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Well overripe plums are usually round so...
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EngineerJoe posted:How would you even be able to tell if he was flat footed or not? Could Eric even walk under his own power? Why would being club footed even matter? He truly was a complicated person.
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BobbyK posted:Jesus...Christ...Sas..quatch...Don't you...even...loving...listen..to the..ack ack show? He's..club loving..footed you..asswipe..
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Jun 7, 2015 06:58
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https://youtu.be/8mpTS4_1Y6I ETM call ends with noises drowning him out.
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Ribsauce posted:Dirty Work you goddamn heathen (unless this was just a Crazy Alice joke) I decided to watch it again last night and boy, what a stinker. The Don Rickles scene really is the highlight of the movie. Artie can't act for poo poo at that point and Norm is barely any better. Oddly enough, my brother made me watch it long before I was ever interested in Stern or knew who Artie was. He loved all the bits with whores.
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Norm's delivery of "Why are there so many dead hookers in your trunk" will always get a laugh out of me, but yeah, that movie isn't overall good.
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Jun 7, 2015 15:43
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He was in Old School. Not much of a part but still.
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Jun 7, 2015 15:56
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Dirty work is good. Not a great film but a lot of funny bits. Norm is a genius
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"If you lose, you win. If you don't lose, I get the pussy." "Spell RED" "Lster" Live forever, Beet  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DGsv-kJQNs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XtwBIYtOBo Start this video at 21 minutes. Watching Jeff the Drunk take 5+ minutes to put a bikini on is riveting.
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Dirty Work and Screwed are both fine films.
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TheJoker138 posted:Dirty Work and Screwed are both fine films. Both a hell of a lot better than Beer League for sure.
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kylej posted:Start this video at 21 minutes. Watching Jeff the Drunk take 5+ minutes to put a bikini on is riveting. His life really has turned around since he switched to weed over booze. He's not as funny for the show, but he seems to be WAY healthier and with it.
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The baby gorilla rounding the bases at a charity softball game in Yankee Stadium. This was probably a life goal for him, kinda awesome. He runs about the way you'd think. https://instagram.com/p/3hTwznP1yl/
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The best filmed thing Artie's ever been in is his cameo in an episode of Louis where he plays a fat driver running fattily away from his truck after a crash. Louie probably wrote it so he could get some exercise. edit: forgot about his second best performance in Supertwink by famed film auteur JD Harmeyer. moot the hopple fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jun 8, 2015 |
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Wow, Asspie Mick has to be a Goon, right? Solid appearance, anyway. I missed the beginning, where did Wolfie find him? EDIT Crotch Bat posted:Live forever, Beet Holy poo poo, Jokeman earning his keep in that clip. Squashy Nipples fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jun 8, 2015 |
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moot the hopple posted:
The best part of that debacle will be that it will be in Artie's IMDB for the rest of time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXMI-dCKK5M Still making my (3rd time?) way through the ETM entire saga, and came across this. I originally thought 'wait, country music song list? I don't remember that' and then it all came back to me.
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Underdog Lady will always be the craziest Wack Packer. For the longest time I thought she actually had some involvement in Underdog. Like she did a voice or was a writer for the show. Turns out she was just really, really invested in Underdog and Vlad the Impaler.interpretive dancing to vampires during the St. Patrick's Day parade was the highlight of her year. I also loved how she was one of the few Wack Packers (along with ETM) who would actually argue and mix it up with Howard.
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Heeere she cooomes, Miss Crustaceaaaannn
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I love how to this day whenever Howard mentions peanut butter and a dog to JD he freaks out and tries to leave the studio Also today's show introduced us to a new Wack Packer - Aspergers Mick 
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Squashy Nipples posted:Wow, Asspie Mick has to be a Goon, right? Wolfie found him in one of the many conventions he does interview at. He's loving funny as hell.
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Classic clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eznn-KfVQjk
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Aspie Mick had a tradio prank call this morning, even sang his own Robin song. The future's bright for this one.
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TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:I watched Mystery Men last night after hearing Artie talk about it on his podcast. I still remember the jokes Jeff Ross did about this movie during the Jerry Stiller roast. "That movie was so bad I fired my agent." "Gene Siskel was going to review that movie but he took the easy way out." "That movie was out of theaters so fast they held the premiere at a Blockbuster."
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Sour Shoes is back in the studio again... they are doing dueling Garys now, I couldn't be happier.
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TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:Aspie Mick had a tradio prank call this morning, even sang his own Robin song. The future's bright for this one. Is that on Youtube anywhere?
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Jose Oquendo posted:Is that on Youtube anywhere? I think this is it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2B2Tab571s
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Here is a longer segment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYmav1MgNhM
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Did someone mention that they thought the Mick interview was scripted? I know people who sound exactly like this dude, so if it is scripted, it's drat well done. EDIT: Not sure if it was here or Reddit.
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