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you could say it moved me.. TO A BIGGER HOUSE
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 04:56 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 17:10 |
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gruber reminds us that when ballmer stepped down elop was a strong candidate to replace himusa today in january 2014 posted:Mulally out, Elop now frontrunner for top Microsoft job
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 05:22 |
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pram posted:lmao it's never going to stop being funny that they're giving the name "cortana" to a blue penis-shaped hole
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 14:54 |
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Sudo Echo posted:the best was when they started referring to them by womens names. it was "less confusing" to call it wilma. nokia always used those kinds of names for the phones internally, but the problem for me was that there were just so many models so when someone mentioned some phone that our department wasn't making at the moment, i had no idea what it was.
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 15:18 |
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Nagato posted:it's never going to stop being funny that they're giving the name "cortana" to a blue penis-shaped hole
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 16:05 |
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hmm yes when i see circles i think "penis" because i am le twelve
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 16:55 |
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what he means is a hole for a penis, and considering the context around cortana (blue naked big titty video game lady that has been made more naked and big titty with every game, and a fanbase that has been asking for microsoft to do a clippy-style animated named big titty video game lady on their phone) that is not an unreasonable thing to expect a sane company to have taken into account
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 16:58 |
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duTrieux. posted:more naked and big titty with every game reminder
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:20 |
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bunch of mad nerds afraid of tittys
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:22 |
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Wheany posted:reminder the toes are the creepiest loving underline on the whole thing
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:23 |
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well at least her breasts look somewhat realistic in the last one
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:23 |
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*epic picture showing the evolution of technology and 3d modelling, down to individual toes* fuckin' creepy....
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:24 |
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what is the anroid siri called?
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:27 |
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pram posted:what is the anroid siri called? google now, i think? you summon it by saying ok google
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:27 |
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google now, which is the one with the least personality/snarky responses actually
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:27 |
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pram posted:what is the anroid siri called? clearly, its the least creepy, as there is no name or pretending its a woman you are talking to its "ok google"
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:28 |
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are you really that dense or are you doing a thing, here the toes are creepy because they confirm that she's being modeled specifically as a naked woman in a game universe where other ai whatevers have clothing. the toes are there not because it's more realistic but because it emphasizes her nakedness, and that had to be a specific decision made by the art directors. even then it wouldn't have mattered because it's a loving video game but then microsoft decides to brand major mass-market features after the eye candy and put out promotional videos where the developres gleefully ask it 'who's your daddy' so yeah, it's all loving creepy and weird don't let that stop you from nutting onto your cortana key, though. it's a free country.
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:30 |
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Nagato posted:it's never going to stop being funny that they're giving the name "cortana" to a blue penis-shaped hole the 'bing hole'
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:31 |
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duTrieux. posted:don't let that stop you from nutting onto your cortana key, though. it's a free country. keyboard goop was ahead of the times
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:32 |
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duTrieux. posted:are you really that dense or are you doing a thing, here yeah hold on, let me buy a lovely toshiba laptop for this cortana key. hell yeah. lets do this
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:33 |
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I do have to wonder if Steve's presentation revealing the original iPhone actually contained the Nam-Shub of Enki or something because that one presentation made every other major software and hardware company that existed at the time suddenly seize up, convulse, and vomit/poo poo itself to death over the course of the next five years
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:38 |
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FMguru posted:gruber reminds us that when ballmer stepped down elop was a strong candidate to replace him Lol. The whole CEO shell game that goes on everywhere would be funny if they didn't make so much money.
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:39 |
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i like how out of every console and STB that i use every single day as part of my job to stream poo poo from various customers of ours, the xbox one consistently crashes, hardlocks, requires apps force quit, and generally janitored daily while everything else just works and plugs along. maybe once a month the Wii will hiccup or smoething and need power cycled. the xbone its loving up somehow daily piece of garbage
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:40 |
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the wii doesnt gently caress up because its about as primitive as my casio calculator
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:41 |
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Valeyard posted:the wii doesnt gently caress up because its about as primitive as my casio calculator no im saying it fucks up the 2nd most after the xbox one, which is maybe monthly or so it will hiccup/need a power cycle the xbone is daily the rokus? apple tvs? fire tvs? playstations? poo poo just marches on up for months without even flinching
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:42 |
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three operating systems
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:43 |
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and theyre ALL a piece of poo poo
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:43 |
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Sniep posted:i like how out of every console and STB that i use every single day as part of my job to stream poo poo from various customers of ours, the xbox one consistently crashes, hardlocks, requires apps force quit, and generally janitored daily ms has already announced a complete redesign of the menus, plus the apps are all changing with windows 10 so this will continue forever lol
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:44 |
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pram posted:three operating systems They're introducing 360 emulation into it complete with the Xbox Guide Menu so I think that technically means a 4th one is getting added?
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:46 |
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univbee posted:They're introducing 360 emulation into it complete with the Xbox Guide Menu so I think that technically means a 4th one is getting added? HYPER-V
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:47 |
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Mr Dog posted:I do have to wonder if Steve's presentation revealing the original iPhone actually contained the Nam-Shub of Enki or something because that one presentation made every other major software and hardware company that existed at the time suddenly seize up, convulse, and vomit/poo poo itself to death over the course of the next five years whatever it was apple itself clearly wasn't immune, the effects were just postponed until steve died
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:47 |
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If you A/B test everything, eventually everything becomes porn
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:52 |
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siri is the name of a pornstar fwiw
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 18:08 |
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yeah siri is just her stripper name, her real name is Samantha btw jfyi
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 18:12 |
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Mr Dog posted:hmm yes when i see circles i think "penis" because i am le twelve that's straight up anti-freudian, it's nerds grasping at straws "I" is a penis shape, "O" is about as yonic as it gets
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 18:23 |
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so that's where google I/O came from
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 18:32 |
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Sniep posted:i like how out of every console and STB that i use every single day as part of my job to stream poo poo from various customers of ours, the xbox one consistently crashes, hardlocks, requires apps force quit, and generally janitored daily what else did you expect from a machine that runs windows
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 18:42 |
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THC posted:what else did you expect from a machine that runs windows something analogous to the 360 i suppose, which is fine
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 18:48 |
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Sniep posted:something analogous to the 360 i suppose, which is fine they didn't harp on the 360's windows usage like they did for the xbone
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 18:51 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 17:10 |
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i can finally do spreadsheets via kinect in my living room thanks to xbox one
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