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Zemyla posted:Tell me so I can hate myself too.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 16:30 |
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Kasan posted:Edit: Crisis has passed, pasta was made, and a new month looms. Stick around for the hobby shaming on page 2. Kasan posted:SCA. Not that fru-fru hurr durr I'm an elf bullshit. (Or Vampire if MET is still a thing). Fetus Tree posted:m'larder
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 16:56 |
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quote:Lard (This poo poo is the bomb on toast)
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:03 |
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Boxturret posted:i'm the prepaid airtime sold at a bodega store
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:17 |
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His primary hobby should be making sure he doesn't starve to death.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:25 |
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Except lard really is the bomb on toast, especially with a little paprika sprinkled on top.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:51 |
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Light Gun Man posted:I work at a campground and I can confirm that every week I see adults wearing minion stuff in exactly this manner. I really don't get it at all. Heresiarch posted:Advertising works. That's basically it. Light Gun Man posted:Actual mind control would be a less depressing explanation.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:52 |
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Lard + Paprika = Hungarian magic. That's how goulash happens.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 20:20 |
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quote:I had been putting it off for hours, and later I'd be glad I had. I hoisted up heavily that bag of garbage from my Brabantia-brand Garbage Can in my kitchen and as I did it I swore, "God drat this garbage stinks like poo poo!". It smelled like fat puke! I heaved it over my shoulder and made a grossed-out face and opened my back door. Instantly I was smacked over the face like a wet sock in my face! By a bad smell, even worse than that lovely garbage! I knew that smell.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 22:25 |
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We can all make jokes about "lol fat goon", but have you tasted lard on something like toast or a cracker? As carnivores, it's written in our DNA that consuming straight animal fat is a part of our survival. It's why humans love butter and cheeseburgers and poo poo. Lard sounds gross, but it triggers pretty much every pleasure neuron in your brain when you taste it. That's also why you should never, ever taste it. We don't have to hunt our food anymore, and burn 10,000 calories to bring down a mammoth. With lard just readily available to consume, it will kill your sedentary, worthless rear end with deliciousness. Source: son of dirt poor immigrants who cooked with lard and wasted nothing.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:18 |
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saying that lard is tasty isn't stupid because it is gross or unhealthy, it's stupid because every single person already knows how salt and fat tastes without you telling them. it is one step above saying "ever heard of fire, my man?" people are aware
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:17 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:saying that lard is tasty isn't stupid because it is gross or unhealthy, it's stupid because every single person already knows how salt and fat tastes without you telling them. it is one step above saying "ever heard of fire, my man?" people are aware walks up to the nearest Dennys patron and shakes them by the shoulders shouting "My nigga have you tried lard on toast?"
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:26 |
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So I guess when my Spanish-born roommate suggested manteca (lard on toast) I shouldn't have laughed at him? Oh wait one time when I was making pulled pork I caught him eating the discarded pork fat out of the trash like a raccoon, so I guess I can.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:30 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:saying that lard is tasty isn't stupid because it is gross or unhealthy, it's stupid because every single person already knows how salt and fat tastes without you telling them. it is one step above saying "ever heard of fire, my man?" people are aware And yet, "lol fried bread" is a meme.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:38 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:And yet, "lol fried bread" is a meme. Don't insult the food of my people! and we wonder why the first nations has such a huge Diabetes and obesity problem... That poo poo is seriously unhealthy.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:11 |
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my dad posted:I hate myself for knowing what this post is a reference to. same
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:49 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Don't insult the food of my people! Also, the exorbitant grocery costs associated with buying fresh, nutrient rich foods that were shipped to remote reservations makes it impossible for poorer families to invest in anything beyond cheaper, long-shelf-life poo poo like pizza pockets or whatever. Hell, even the non-perishables are still super expensive – I think Attawapiskat was reporting $15 for a pound of sugar two years ago, or something nuts like that. Frybread with jam does kinda own, though.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:52 |
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Evilreaver posted:walks up to the nearest Dennys patron and shakes them by the shoulders shouting "My nigga have you tried lard on toast?" Chokes McGee posted:Update: there is a wasp's nest in my chimney Choco1980 posted:*wasps take over LP. Surprisingly they're at a similar level quality wise, and more dependable with update schedules* Kemix posted:Wasps:WWEEEEEE ARRRRRRRRE LEGION! THIS WILL BEEEEEEEE THE BEEEEEST LP EVER! FredMSloniker posted:SORRY GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK NEIGHBORS FUMIGATED Chokes McGee posted:Hey hey! Good news, I found a job! Turns out the wasps were hiring. We all had a good laugh about it. Then they stung me a whole bunch. Archenteron posted:Congratulations on your new future as a corporate drone.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:36 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Don't insult the food of my people! You're English?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 07:35 |
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Otis Reddit posted:an artificial boundary between neck and face (called chin)
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 08:19 |
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Evilreaver posted:walks up to the nearest Dennys patron and shakes them by the shoulders shouting "My nigga have you tried lard on toast?" Denny's are currently doing a Fantastic Four tie-in meal that runs to 1920 calories. I'd be amazed if you could find the shoulders of one of their patrons.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 09:17 |
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Take bread, cut middle out, fry on pan and put egg in hole. These are called Yugoslavians in Finland. I don't know why.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 10:37 |
Friendly Tumour posted:Take bread, cut middle out, fry on pan and put egg in hole. These are called Yugoslavians in Finland. I don't know why. I grew up calling them hole-in-ones, and they are almost enough to make me believe in God.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 11:12 |
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Friendly Tumour posted:Take bread, cut middle out, fry on pan and put egg in hole. These are called Yugoslavians in Finland. I don't know why. I used to call them eggy toasts until I learned that I should call them toad-in-the-hole.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 13:39 |
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Kajeesus posted:I used to call them eggy toasts until I learned that I should call them toad-in-the-hole. Toad in the hole is sausages wrapped in batter.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 14:47 |
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Jedit posted:Toad in the hole is sausages wrapped in batter. Pigs in a blanket?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 14:51 |
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Friendly Tumour posted:Take bread, cut middle out, fry on pan and put egg in hole. These are called Yugoslavians in Finland. I don't know why. I always heard of them as "eggs in a basket"
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:29 |
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Friendly Tumour posted:Take bread, cut middle out, fry on pan and put egg in hole. These are called Yugoslavians in Finland. I don't know why. They are both full of holes?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:39 |
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A Moose posted:I always heard of them as "eggs in a basket" Seconding "eggs in a basket".
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:48 |
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Grandma used to turn a canned chicken inside out and roll it in a tray of Cap'n Crunch: Oops! All Berries before leaving it out on the dehydrating stone. Called it Cow's In The Corn.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:52 |
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Subjunctive posted:Pigs in a blanket? that's sausages wrapped in bacon
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 17:14 |
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Hot dog?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 17:16 |
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They were called cowboy eggs when i was growing up pyf names for fried eggs in bread
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 17:51 |
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Beekeeping and You posted:They were called cowboy eggs when i was growing up Well now I'm picturing tiny cowboys hatching
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 18:52 |
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Beekeeping and You posted:They were called cowboy eggs when i was growing up that's stupid, cowboys reproduce by fission
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:04 |
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Trig Discipline posted:that's stupid, cowboys reproduce by fission well i'm experience some gull-durned mitosis, ayup
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:08 |
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Trig Discipline posted:that's stupid, cowboys reproduce by fission I never saw Brokeback Mountain.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:47 |
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Subjunctive posted:Pigs in a blanket? That's 2 cops in an unmarked squad car.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:52 |
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McDragon posted:that's sausages wrapped in bacon Those are little smokies.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:55 |
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Lockback posted:Those are little smokies. Pretty sure they're vienna sausages.
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