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Generally, things in italics are sarcastic. This is the internet, it's like a universal sign.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 03:41 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 22:37 |
Railing Kill posted:You take that back. TAKE IT BACK. I'd agree with you, but we don't have nearly enough retirees in this state for that to be true.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 03:43 |
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lmbo it was a sarcastic post sulla i dont know the blog poo poo he was refering to and even i got it, and im classically autistic im like a standard candle in autism studies and even i got it. even me. hahahaha
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 05:48 |
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Handiklap posted:How in the actual gently caress is that remotely possible? Aren't pretty much all mortar fuses like 18" long for exactly that reason? No idea - I've seen plenty of those giant combo-mortar tubes being sold, and what little fuse they had looked to be around 1-2" long at most. Ones with the tube and separate munitions all have had the minimum 18" from ammo to fuse tip though, anything packaged can be questionable at times.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 13:58 |
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President Ark posted:I'd agree with you, but we don't have nearly enough retirees in this state for that to be true. where do you think they all go
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 14:05 |
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Ozz81 posted:No idea - I've seen plenty of those giant combo-mortar tubes being sold, and what little fuse they had looked to be around 1-2" long at most. Ones with the tube and separate munitions all have had the minimum 18" from ammo to fuse tip though, anything packaged can be questionable at times.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 14:16 |
I'm guessing he looked like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYmfSbfA5iU Only, you know, not as lucid.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 14:21 |
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Palpek posted:What happened to the guy exactly though? The article reads: "I was the first one who got there. There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there." Was it like being thrown into molten lava or something? I imagine it was a lot like getting cherry pied by a shotgun or large caliber hand gun.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 14:26 |
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Data Graham posted:I hope he wasn't that awesome Gaston who got his rear end handed to him by that little girl. This had me so worried. I hope Disney keeps that awesome Gaston as well guarded as a dignitary. Maybe not President level's of Secret Service, but at least decent Mayor levels of security.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 17:43 |
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:no I've just been exposed to enough maladjusted women-fearing nerds to not automatically assume that a post like that is fake Goddamnit, I always miss the meltdowns
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:31 |
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Countdown to Sulla-Marius 88's Puppetmaster Defense.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:38 |
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Codependent Poster posted:Lumiere was tired of his poo poo. Nice.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:09 |
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Scruff McGruff posted:Countdown to Sulla-Marius 88's Puppetmaster Defense. Go outside you loving baby. It's getting pathetic.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:35 |
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Palpek posted:What happened to the guy exactly though? The article reads: "I was the first one who got there. There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there." Was it like being thrown into molten lava or something? The .gif thread seems to have the answer: Also, that "holding a lit lighter" story sounds really "I swear doctor, I slipped in the shower and fell right on it".
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:07 |
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Your Computer posted:The .gif thread seems to have the answer: Buddy of mine came about 6 inches away from doing this to himself a few years back. Beer and explosives: always the right choice.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:16 |
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bitcoin bastard posted:Buddy of mine came about 6 inches away from doing this to himself a few years back. Beer and explosives: always the right choice. Until I got to the explosives, I thought your friend almost fell on something, but now I'm not so sure. I hope he's ok, regardless.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:34 |
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Yeah nothing happened beyond an 'oh holy gently caress' moment, but if he had kept his head over the mortar tube another half second it would have been a lovely 4th.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:54 |
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Distracted driving kills, folks. Don't jerk off on the road https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJASW7IOAqM
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 23:51 |
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Nitrox posted:Distracted driving kills, folks. Don't jerk off on the road I'm so happy we're getting black boxes in cars in the EU. Not as good as dash cams of course but it'll help getting some of these dipshits held accountable.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 00:00 |
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VALVe recently made some small gameplay changes to Team Fortress 2 and somebody is very, very, VERY mad about it
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 00:13 |
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wayne curr posted:VALVe recently made some small gameplay changes to Team Fortress 2 and somebody is very, very, VERY mad about it Awww, I was expecting a total meltdown. I bet there's people livid on reddit
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 00:40 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Awww, I was expecting a total meltdown. From earlier in that thread.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 00:57 |
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Now that's what I'm talking about. mmmmm delicious.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:03 |
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We doing videogame SA breakdowns? Because a really juicy one in the Splatoon thread has been beautiful.zolthorg posted:How the unholy gently caress does "Battles between dog v dog teams don't count towards your splatfest rewards" actually make loving sense when it says right there that cats won MORE battles "but oh you just lose anyways because of invisible multiplier!" zolthorg posted:They LITERALLY stated "WE WILL ONLY COUNT MATCHES BETWEEN CATS AND DOGS" zolthorg posted:The winner of splatfest is apparently just winrate*2 + popularity out of 100 zolthorg posted:There is no winner, its a loving popularity vote that gets you 6 more of the item for zero difference in effort zolthorg posted:Unless you're using an aerospray or playing ranked battle, a good turfwar player hits like 1300 points on a win, if you round that off to 1500 points then a sea snail is worth 20 wins to a player of that calibur. I lost 120 wins worth of gold due to garbage vote tallying which is 6 hours of more grinding in my life. To be specific, 6 hours of consecutive turf war wins and I have to switch from weapons I like to playing the dumb Aerospray; otherwise it will take me even longer. zolthorg posted:Can't believe people are still defending votefest and the design of it and using my being mad at video games as an excuse for apathy or dignation
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:11 |
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pulp rag posted:We doing videogame SA breakdowns? Because a really juicy one in the Splatoon thread has been beautiful. I play video games and that is still a bunch of gibberish to me.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:18 |
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Ragequit posted:I play video games and that is still a bunch of gibberish to me. In short, people had to pick Team Cat or Team Dog, and Team Dog won because they were more popular, despite the winrate being less than a 2% gap. My legit bad if people don't think it's as scoot frooty as me, though. I thought it was.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:21 |
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pulp rag posted:In short, people had to pick Team Cat or Team Dog, and Team Dog won because they were more popular, despite the winrate being less than a 2% gap. I still don't understand VVV Thanks VVV Nitrox has a new favorite as of 01:29 on Jul 7, 2015 |
# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:23 |
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Nitrox posted:I still don't understand He's mad he only got 18 'free upgrade' items instead of 24 because his team (the Cat team) lost due to almost twice as many people voting for Dogs instead of Cats, despite the fact the Cat team won about 1% more matches.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:25 |
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Icedude posted:He's mad he only got 18 'free upgrade' items instead of 24 because his team (the Cat team) lost due to almost twice as many people voting for Dogs instead of Cats, despite the fact the Cat team won about 1% more matches. This explains absofuckinglutely nothing, hth Maybe a link to the game because I'm missing the point entirely
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:31 |
I can't believe the audience for that game is 25+ year old men.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:35 |
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Lord Chumley posted:From earlier in that thread. "THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'LL SEE ME, DON'T EVEN BOTHER RESPONDING TO ME BECAUSE I WON'T READ IT" *logs out, then back in under an alt account, mashes F5 obsessively for the next week*
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:50 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:This explains absofuckinglutely nothing, hth The game is splatoon. There's a special event where players pick one side or the other and then compete to see who wins. The winning side gets more in-game rewards. This event was cats vs dogs. You just pick if you like cats better or dogs better and then you play with other people who picked the same against people who picked the other. The cat team beat the dog team more overall, but still lost the event because more people picked dogs than cats and that was a factor. The dude melting down is really really mad because it turned into a popularity contest. The difference between winning the event and losing the event was 6 of these little upgrade items. People who played on either team cat or team dog both got lots of items, team cat still got 18, dog just got a few more. Its the most ridiculous thing to get upset about.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:56 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:This explains absofuckinglutely nothing, hth Grown man picks team in video game for kids. His team loses. Throws hissyfit because he thinks his team should have won. Not sure how to make this any simpler for you.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:58 |
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Dang, that zolthorg guy is loving weird.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:59 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:This explains absofuckinglutely nothing, hth
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 03:21 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:This explains absofuckinglutely nothing, hth Splatoon is literally targeted at 14-year-olds. But since it's nominally a third-person shooter (it uses ink rather than bullets, and nobody actually dies), adult gamers take it really loving seriously and get incredibly pissed off when it doesn't work the way they expect shootygames to work.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 03:31 |
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http://i.imgur.com/TZJ1gK8.gifv
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 05:30 |
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 05:32 |
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wayne curr posted:VALVe recently made some small gameplay changes to Team Fortress 2 and somebody is very, very, VERY mad about it Let me see if I've got this right: Team Fortress 2 lets you use special weapons you can either buy outright for ridiculous sums or 'earn' via diligent poopsocking. Or simply be gifted with one by random chance. You can use these weapons in game. Some have really good stats, but many serve no purpose other than inflating your e-penis. E.g. gold reskins of existing weapons. In the new changes, if you bring your poopsocking cannon into a round and die, someone else can pick it up and use it. But you don't actually lose the weapon, permanently. At the end of the game you get it back no matter whose hands it's in. They don't get to keep it. So you lose absolutely nothing and newer players get to experience rare weapons they would otherwise never get to play with. But we're dealing with petulant selfish man-children so, of course, they're whining and throwing tantrums. Any game with a "hard core" demographic always has this poo poo happen.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 06:17 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:Let me see if I've got this right: That is exactly correct.
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