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Critics are really gonna have a field day with that title, aren't they?
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:48 |
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The newest trailer (which is all I've really seen of this movie) had a number of striking visuals, and this poster manages to use none of them.
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:50 |
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ROoney doing a literal cat-walk strut there.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 00:16 |
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Nice job having a white person playing Tiger Lily, WB.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 00:21 |
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I can't wait to see her in the new version's take on Disney's song 'What Makes The Red Man Red'.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:01 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:29 |
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Starring Garrett Hedlund as Ye Olde Han Solo edit: and Levi Miller as British War Orphan #4 Cross-Section fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jul 9, 2015 |
# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:48 |
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Fayez Butts posted:Is there a new rule about pirate movies that the pirates have to be really gay now? Wow, its almost like pirates don't have a history of dressing flamboyantly. Also do yourself a favor and never watch the NBC version of Peter Pan, like you may say that Blackbeard comes across as "really gay" on that Pan poster but trust me the pirates in the NBC version are pretty much the gayest thing I've ever seen on network TV on this side of Hannibal.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:54 |
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Every character in every genre of fiction should be really gay, imo.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 02:42 |
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I was cautiously optimistic about maybe something in Pan being redeemable and then the trailer came on and "the prophecy tells" and fuuuuuckkk me why? Why another goddamn prophecy?
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 02:58 |
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There's no way that crossbow is gonna fold in at that angle
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 03:00 |
The Pan poster is really weird, since my eyes tend to settle on either Hedlund or Mara. Hedlund is framed by the rigging and Hook's sword provides a leading line to him, while Mara has leading lines from that one rope line and the fact that the entire formation points towards her. It's just weird to compose a poster that causes the viewer to ignore the ostensible hero and villain.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 03:03 |
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The LSD Peter Pan movie was awesome as gently caress Why are we getting another Peter Pan movie? This one is going to be so bad, omg.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 03:13 |
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Loki_XLII posted:Everyone should be really gay, imo.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 04:11 |
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Cross-Section posted:Starring Garrett Hedlund as Ye Olde Han Solo That's true, it is a white guy in a vest. Right?
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 04:12 |
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So he was Captain Hook before he got his hand bit off and replaced by a hook? What a coincidence!
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 04:17 |
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Well it's not like what you replace your hand with can't be a conscious choice. "gently caress, I lost my hand, and my name is Hook. Guess I'll just put on a hook!"
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 04:24 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 04:32 |
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Man, those are beautiful. The trailer for that movie is just terrible, though. Not necessarily the content, just whoever cut it.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 04:33 |
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Firstborn posted:That's true, it is a white guy in a vest. Right? A white guy in a black vest.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 06:14 |
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Firstborn posted:Man, those are beautiful. The trailer for that movie is just terrible, though. Not necessarily the content, just whoever cut it. Lmao we lost to that trailer cut. It does suck imo.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 07:40 |
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Fayez Butts posted:Is there a new rule about pirate movies that the pirates have to be really gay now? Yeah, it's the Stardust rule.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 07:41 |
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So I was a little reticent about sharing, since I bought it at a stupid after-market price (a pinch over double in the end), but I finally got around to having this framed and drat if I don't love it.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 08:43 |
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What a lovely
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 08:57 |
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So I was in town today and I saw a Magic Mike poster on a bus shelter and thought it was a little off. It was this poster expect, I poo poo you not, they had white t-shirts photoshopped onto them.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 10:12 |
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Mister Chief posted:So I was in town today and I saw a Magic Mike poster on a bus shelter and thought it was a little off. Your town being where, Saudi Arabia? How very odd.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 11:00 |
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This is New Zealand. I should have taken a picture.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 11:04 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:So I was a little reticent about sharing, since I bought it at a stupid after-market price (a pinch over double in the end), but I finally got around to having this framed and drat if I don't love it. I'm not sure if their is a stupidly high price for that, its a god drat masterpiece.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 11:24 |
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This looks like the cover to an unreleased [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rork]Rork[/rork] album.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 11:57 |
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Fayez Butts posted:Is there a new rule about pirate movies that the pirates have to be really gay now? A Memo went around in 2003.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:19 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:So I was a little reticent about sharing, since I bought it at a stupid after-market price (a pinch over double in the end), but I finally got around to having this framed and drat if I don't love it. It looks excellent.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:57 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:So I was a little reticent about sharing, since I bought it at a stupid after-market price (a pinch over double in the end), but I finally got around to having this framed and drat if I don't love it. Would look better pressed right up against your ceiling imo
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:35 |
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LesterGroans posted:Would look better pressed right up against your ceiling imo lol
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:38 |
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I don't especially like Fury Road but drat if that isn't a nice poster.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:39 |
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CoolCat posted:A Memo went around in 2003. I think you mean 1953.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:48 |
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Vegetable posted:I don't especially like Fury Road I kind of want to kill you with a boomerang.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:55 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:59 |
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Dutch angles are the scourge of cosplay photos.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:26 |
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Vegetable posted:I don't especially like Fury Road
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:33 |
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Firstborn posted:I kind of want to kill you with a boomerang. Harsh
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:01 |