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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I watched The Roketeer lately and I found it to be a boring by the numbers movie. It's not bad, but boy is it generic. The only thing I think saves it for people is that the design on the outfit is actually really cool.

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Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

So I was browsing Netflix/Hulu/Amazon aimlessly early, trying to find the right thing to watch. I was in the mood for something with mystery, suspense and sci-fi elements, with likable and interesting characters.

I suddenly realized the show that I was looking for was one I've never revisited after its initial airing, that had an ending so infuriating to me that I would spontaneously have moments of inchoate rage bubble up, weeks, even months after the show's finale came and went.

That show is Lost. I've actively avoided coming back to it, because it did draw me in, and I did like its characters and found its plot captivating, but my enjoyment really depended on the show's plethora of mysteries having a satisfying ending. It didn't.

In a panic at the prospect of falling into a black hole of suffering, I basically jumped on the first show I'd vaguely heard interesting things about, so I started watching Wayward Pines.

... Turns out the opening scene of that show is basically identical to the opening of Lost.

I kept going and am tentatively enjoying it, but now I've been primed to be disappointed and angry by the end. Oh well, it's only 10 episodes, right?

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

The Last Unicorn is on netflix as well. There's also The Adams Family, Ferris Bueller, Stand By Me, Planes Trains 7 Automobiles,

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
UPDATE: Apparently, my niece and nephew have seen more than I expected, so we're watching The Last Unicorn (I haven't seen it in 30 years, but my wife loves it), with a possibility of watching The Neverending Story tomorrow.

They reacted *violently* to the prospect of watching Jurassic Park, as if I suggested shooting their dogs in the face. They are *terrified* of watching it.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
The Last Unicorn is a way more hosed up thing to show kids than Alien.

fliptophead posted:

I don't get it either. That movie rocks and just this weekend I uncovered my copy of the comics that were released around the same time. They really put a lot of effort into those as well.

I've always loved The Rocketeer. The Red Letter Media guys talk about how good it is a few times, IIRC.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

precision posted:

The Last Unicorn is a way more hosed up thing to show kids than Alien.


Maybe if you don't like tree boobs.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
The three droopy boobs on the harpy were pretty hot.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat
Someone suggested The Goonies, why has there been any discussion past that?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

computer parts posted:

Maybe if you don't like tree boobs.

I was talking more about the metric ton of weird rapey subtext that permeates every frame of the movie.

I mean like, I love the movie, but holy poo poo is it hosed up.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

Someone suggested The Goonies, why has there been any discussion past that?

That was our #1 choice, but apparently they've already seen it.

Cocoa Ninja
Mar 3, 2007

That Works posted:

:laffo:

lost it at this.

:coolfish:

You may say it sarcastically, HUNDU, but I can't wait to force my childhood down my kid's throat!

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
I love The Rocketeer because if there is a more glorious villain death than flying off of a Nazi zeppelin in a jetpack while laughing and wearing a tuxedo and then crashing into the Hollywood sign I don't want to know of it.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Cocoa Ninja posted:

:coolfish:

You may say it sarcastically, HUNDU, but I can't wait to force my childhood down my kid's throat!

I always think that poo poo is nuts but I'm just one guy.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

fliptophead posted:

I don't get it either. That movie rocks and just this weekend I uncovered my copy of the comics that were released around the same time. They really put a lot of effort into those as well.

The original Rocketeer series by Dave Stevens from back in the 80s was amazing.

Cocoa Ninja
Mar 3, 2007

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I always think that poo poo is nuts but I'm just one guy.

Personally my parents loved foreign and old movies — I actually didn't see most of the normal kid stuff with the exception of Star Wars.

I think it's a good family-time opportunity to mould a little cultured kid.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I definitely wasn't saying don't watch movies with your kids.

fliptophead
Oct 2, 2006

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

The original Rocketeer series by Dave Stevens from back in the 80s was amazing.

That's the one!

Here's the cover:

MacGowans Teeth
Aug 13, 2003

"Teeth" is on Netflix, and very worth watching. Especially if you find severed penises hilarious.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

MacGowans Teeth posted:

"Teeth" is on Netflix, and very worth watching. Especially if you find severed penises hilarious.

No poo poo? Check it out people if you haven't. Surprisingly fun, surprisingly good movie.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

Someone suggested The Goonies, why has there been any discussion past that?

I am probably the only one but when I was a kid Goonies freaked me out. Nightmare on Elm Street, Poltergeist, all those movies I wasn't supposed to watch, that was all whatever, but I had to stop Goonies midway, it was too much.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Monsters is a really great atmospheric horror movie. It's like the 28 Days Later of Kaiju movies.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

precision posted:

Monsters is a really great atmospheric horror movie. It's like the 28 Days Later of Kaiju movies.

It's also the movie that landed Gareth Edwards the director's chair for Godzilla.

Shoombo
Jan 1, 2013
I feel like people don't know how to sell that movie. It's not really a horror movie, it's not really a Godzilla movie. It's more of an indie drama thing with Kaiju as the setting backdrop. I liked it, but I feel like people expecting something different can get disappointed.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
The Man With the Iron Fists 2 has some of the worst production value I've ever seen. Not even admirably bad.

blood_dot_biz
Feb 24, 2013
Huh, it looks like Instant just lost a ton of silents? My queue shot down around 20 movies recently and the chunk of silent films I had lined up there is pretty barren now.

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".
Get some Chinese takeout, and watch The Search for General Tso's. Great documentary not only about General Tso's, and it's origins, but also about the large Chinese restaurant heritage and story in the US.

The "original" General Tso's they show looks like the best goddamn General Tso's chicken I've seen and now I want to fly to Taiwan and try it out. Especially so since Chef Peng stressed how there was too much sugar and not enough spice in the Americanized version.

stimpy
Jul 27, 2004

Cap'n Scrap'n of the Hit Brigade

hemale in pain posted:

Horror movies are best when you're a kid as they're actually scary as poo poo.

there is a flipside to this though: if you see really good horror, nothing much scares you any more in movies. When I was 4 for some reason I kept begging to watch The Exorcist because I saw commercials for it on HBO, so my mom had enough and forced me, at the age of 4, to sit and watch the whole thing, unedited. At the end, she said that was what was going to happen to me if I didn't quit being so mean.

Now I laugh at most horror movies when something godawful happens, which gets me really weird looks in theaters.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

K. Waste posted:

The Man With the Iron Fists 2 has some of the worst production value I've ever seen. Not even admirably bad.

Watching that movie made me ashamed for everyone involved in its production. Especially Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, for some reason.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Ascension was aggressively boring, couldn't get through it.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Filthy Hans posted:

Watching that movie made me ashamed for everyone involved in its production. Especially Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, for some reason.

Motherfucker was Shang Tsung, he should have been the next James Hong at the very least off that role.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Lycus posted:

Ascension was aggressively boring, couldn't get through it.

I quit after the first episode. I'm guessing there's some kind of twist about their mission not being what they think--like Earth was actually destroyed by nuclear war and they're going back in time to fix it or something dumb, but I wasn't even motivated enough to google it. It's like somebody at the network saw that mad men was popular and demanded a sci-fi mad men and then never checked up on it after that.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

A lot of goons had hosed up childhoods and watched stuff like Alien at age 8 and think that's normal and healthy.

A lot of goons were overprotected growing up and now they feel compelled to protect other people from harmless things.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Jack Gladney posted:

I quit after the first episode. I'm guessing there's some kind of twist about their mission not being what they think--like Earth was actually destroyed by nuclear war and they're going back in time to fix it or something dumb, but I wasn't even motivated enough to google it. It's like somebody at the network saw that mad men was popular and demanded a sci-fi mad men and then never checked up on it after that.

Yeah, that was my exact thought. All they wanted was Mad Men in Space, so they slapped together a crappy story around it and dropped Tricia Helfer into it.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
Bulworth is up on Netflix. Everybody should watch it.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



coyo7e posted:

Bulworth is up on Netflix. Everybody should watch it.

Just watched it the other day. Great movie.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
The Conversation is up. It was the first movie Francis Ford Coppola released in 1974, and it's a knockout. Gene Hackman plays a secretive, socially-awkward surveillance worker who becomes curious about a conversation he's paid to snoop on. It touches on a lot of themes, including religion and moral quandaries presented by such a job, and the stuff about surveillance still holds up to this day. The cinematography is great, in a subtle, unflashy way. Hackman's character is very well-drawn and, of course, well-acted. Plus, Harrison Ford before he was popular! Give it a go if you're in the mood for a great 70's thriller.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

After all this time I finally watched the original Wet Hot American Summer. A bit uneven but I liked it. The crackhouse/shooting gallery scene alone is a great belly laugh and worth the price of admission by itself. It is rather amazing to identify all the various cast members who have struck it big since.

Nthing the recommendations to definitely watch Kung Fu Hustle (and the other Stephen Chow flicks, Shaolin Soccer and God of Cookery too), Nightcrawler, and definitely Taxi Driver if it's still up.

Edit: And yeah, watch The Conversation, too. A classic.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

X-Ray Pecs posted:

The Conversation is up. It was the first movie Francis Ford Coppola released in 1974, and it's a knockout. Gene Hackman plays a secretive, socially-awkward surveillance worker who becomes curious about a conversation he's paid to snoop on. It touches on a lot of themes, including religion and moral quandaries presented by such a job, and the stuff about surveillance still holds up to this day. The cinematography is great, in a subtle, unflashy way. Hackman's character is very well-drawn and, of course, well-acted. Plus, Harrison Ford before he was popular! Give it a go if you're in the mood for a great 70's thriller.

Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely on the same level as the rest of Coppola's 70s output. I'm gonna watch that again soon.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Jack Gladney posted:

I quit after the first episode. I'm guessing there's some kind of twist about their mission not being what they think--like Earth was actually destroyed by nuclear war and they're going back in time to fix it or something dumb, but I wasn't even motivated enough to google it. It's like somebody at the network saw that mad men was popular and demanded a sci-fi mad men and then never checked up on it after that.

Ahahaha the plot is actually worse than that. Don't watch the show though, it's terrible and not even worth watching ironically.

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LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Tommofork posted:

Ahahaha the plot is actually worse than that. Don't watch the show though, it's terrible and not even worth watching ironically.

Yeah, the "twist" took all the interest out of the show. It was like trading off the whole premise for a cheap shock reveal. For those not looking to waste time with it:

The ship is actually still on Earth. It's just a big enclosed environment and everyone just thinks they're in space. The outside world in 2014 or whenever is exactly unchanged. The purpose of the mission, unbeknownst to the crew, is to breed a new level of human capable of warping people across the universe with psychokinetic powers or something. The miniseries ends on a cliffhanger and not much is resolved. The premise had some potential but it looks like it got gutted and reworked too many times to be a coherent experience.

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