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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

cmndstab posted:

The thing is, I probably agree with 95% of her stances, but there's no way in hell I'd consider sending her a message after reading it because she sounds absolutely insufferable.

I guess she did say I had to be on board with ALL of them so it's probably for the best.

She's pretty clear that 5% disagreement will not be acceptable.

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cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Germstore posted:

She's pretty clear that 5% disagreement will not be acceptable.

"If you're not me, you can't date me. Sorry every other member of the human race!"

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

face like a cartoon chipmunk too

Demon Of The Fall posted:


No hips, probably no rear end, gross son
:agreed:

She looks like the kind of girl who "rewards" herself with a pint of ice cream after going to the gym and spending 20 minutes on the treadmill, then whines about not being with a guy who looks like Thor.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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LethalGeek posted:

Someone confused their tumblr with their OKC profile. Keep in mind this is like 10% of their profile:
This a portland thing with everyone getting on their soapbox? I mean I generally agree with these folks but you all are right time & place people come on.

I picture a world where everyone is dressed in all grey and never speaks.

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
I like how she says that she loves Bernie Sanders despite complaining about guns, even though Bernie Sanders got into Congress with the help of the NRA because he opposed a waiting period for handguns.

http://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/nra-s-support-helped-put-bernie-sanders-in-congress/article_d31562ad-3887-55ca-98e9-59222e70791f.html

I like the guy, too, but the hypocrisy is hilarious.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Username: Babyontheway'91

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

It messaged a nice woman, but made it clear I was just looking for friends. Mainly because I don't want kids, and she answered "yes" to "Do you have names planned out for your future children?"

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007


Hoping for that match

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Shumagorath posted:

* Don't be ... a Christian
Lol I didn't even see that cause I started to glaze over the drat thing. What a hypocrite

neonbregna posted:



Hoping for that match
Nice

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009


I never understand the logic of how this happens.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

I'm not even clear on what's happening there. Is it just a poll with only 'yes' options and the percentages have been blacked out?

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Skippy McPants posted:

I'm not even clear on what's happening there. Is it just a poll with only 'yes' options and the percentages have been blacked out?
Two people answered the same question the same way but for some reason one of them has listed their answer as unacceptable in a match. So in this case, they're saying "I would date a trans person but I don't want you to be down with dating a trans person."

Yawgmoth fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Jul 23, 2015

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Ahh, gotcha. That sounds like someone just made an oversight when filling out the question.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Skippy McPants posted:

Ahh, gotcha. That sounds like someone just made an oversight when filling out the question.

The bottom one is probably a girl. Because it's okay for a girl to date a m-t-f transgender because that's still straight, but a guy dating a m-t-f transgender is totally gay and I'm not fuckin' around with gays.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

DisgracelandUSA posted:

The bottom one is probably a girl. Because it's okay for a girl to date a m-t-f transgender because that's still straight, but a guy dating a m-t-f transgender is totally gay and I'm not fuckin' around with gays.

I'd rather believe it's just an oversight, my brain get less sad that way.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

neonbregna posted:



Hoping for that match
The tinder thread died so here's a good haul:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Shumagorath posted:

The tinder thread died so here's a good haul:

" 'You're the most beautiful woman ever!' - My dad

Message me if you are a man and can gently caress like one!"

Wow, that got dark fast

esn2500
Mar 2, 2015

Some asshole told me to get fucked and eat shit so I got fucked and ate shit
These little asian bitches from jakarta needa stop creepin on my account

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

DisgracelandUSA posted:

The bottom one is probably a girl. Because it's okay for a girl to date a m-t-f transgender because that's still straight, but a guy dating a m-t-f transgender is totally gay and I'm not fuckin' around with gays.
You got the people backwords but yeah that might be the case. My male self should shun the cock apparently

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Shumagorath posted:

The tinder thread died so here's a good haul:

It's fun how honest a lot of these are.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Otisburg posted:

fingerblasted a cute tinder chubby on a holocaust memorial bench at a public park. Next date is in my lair. livin the goon dream

JErry Seinfeld in 2015.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

quote:

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was in a porn once. If you find it, let me know!!!!!
unsurprisingly she has a full inbox.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
more like full box am i rite

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





oh i get it because cum


nice

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

:what:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



When it is red instead of grey doesn't that mean they feel strongly about their answer?

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Decrepus posted:

When it is red instead of grey doesn't that mean they feel strongly about their answer?

Usually red means we disagree, grey means agree.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Decrepus posted:

When it is red instead of grey doesn't that mean they feel strongly about their answer?
Red means that the other person has marked that answer unacceptable. So if you have the most basic of pattern recognition and marked 46, and want your matches to also have pattern recognition of any stripe, you'd have 46 as an acceptable answer and all others not.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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actionjackson posted:

Usually red means we disagree, grey means agree.

red means the answer was not checked as an acceptable answer and care.

On OKC you choose both your answer to a question, then check a box for answers you'll accept then rate whether you "don't care at all," "kinda care" or "really care" about the answer.

If their answer is red. You care and dissagree, if your answer is red they care and dissagree

So like if I was a 5'5 lady, and didn't wanna date a munchkin I could put "No," to "Would you consider dating someone shorter than you?" but still put that I wanted to date a dude who would.

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Jun 25, 2015

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LethalGeek posted:

Enjoy your unformatted wall of text cause gently caress you effort:

:chanpop:

She's like... very average looking. Was expecting... more i guess?

2DCAT fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Jul 24, 2015

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


i do believe thats a misclick

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

2DCAT posted:

:chanpop:

She's like... very average looking. Was expecting... more i guess?

Ditto.

Dumbfire Rocketman
Jul 30, 2009

a drunk european baby
is putting u in ur place

talking to a girl that has a kid and mental problems and does (real) drugs but she's really hot and cool and into me, what should i do internet

Risky
May 18, 2003

Dumbfire Rocketman posted:

talking to a girl that has a kid and mental problems and does (real) drugs but she's really hot and cool and into me, what should i do internet

give him drug money to take a hike and bang away

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Dumbfire Rocketman posted:

talking to a girl that has a kid and mental problems and does (real) drugs but she's really hot and cool and into me, what should i do internet

I knew a girl like that in real life and she gave me the best advice for avoiding people we knew on okcupid since we're from the same small town. She died though. RIP

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Normally I don't post pictures. But this one:





the cellphone looks extra small

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Dumbfire Rocketman posted:

talking to a girl that has a kid and mental problems and does (real) drugs but she's really hot and cool and into me, what should i do internet

no

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

About Jenny
Im only good for one thing
It involves something hard and my mouth
Not your regular girl, more of a girly-boy, but passable and have nice lips for..... he he
looking for guys under 35 or other girly-boys

U MUST Be Open minded!!!
looking for curious, straight and bi guys

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm not gonna lie I'm pretty open minded about getting my dick sucked

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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
My self-summary
I'm a heteroflexible/pansexual gender nonconforming woman.

I've been in a relationship with username Arxivinabox for 2 years, and we are interested in exploring polyamorous relationships (both newbies).

I'm politically very liberal. I grew up Christian, but am now Pagan, so I have experienced both sides of that argument. Veganism/environmental conservation/awareness is very important to me and ties in with my Pagan spirituality. I am open to learning about and ok with any belief system as long as it is considerate and caring towards others.

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