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Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Sounds like a porn shoot to me.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 01:31

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# ? May 15, 2024 21:54

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

i cut off some ghetto trash white girl w/ her homies in the backseat. she called me a stupid bitch. i gave her the double bird and a 'shut the gently caress up oval office'. the homies didnt say a peep.

anyways, i guess my question is: do you know a white trash nurse, are you black and were you in the backseat of a late model economy sedan recently

It's me, I was all of the above.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 02:04

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

i cut off some ghetto trash white girl w/ her homies in the backseat. she called me a stupid bitch. i gave her the double bird and a 'shut the gently caress up oval office'. the homies didnt say a peep.

anyways, i guess my question is: do you know a white trash nurse, are you black and were you in the backseat of a late model economy sedan recently

wow the double bird you meant business. no wonder they didnt gently caress with you

# ? Jul 29, 2015 02:15

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

wow the double bird you meant business. no wonder they didnt gently caress with you

no it was the marine bumper sticker u idiot

# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:27

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

no it was the marine bumper sticker u idiot

chester pulley would be proud o7

# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:29

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

chester pulley would be proud o7

that makes 2 ppl.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:30

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gentlemen

BRING THEM HOME OR SEND US BACK

*reinvades Vietnam*

*loses again*

# ? Jul 29, 2015 03:31

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Godholio posted:

dont make me call my marine

New GiP mouse over text?

# ? Jul 29, 2015 04:20

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Godholio posted:

dont make me call my gunny human being

# ? Jul 29, 2015 04:26

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Mike-o posted:

# ? Jul 29, 2015 04:28

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

LCL-Dead posted:

DB puts out some great articles.

The best part is the people on facebook who share them as something factual.

To be fair, an alarming number of their stories are closer to reality than fiction.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 12:06

Serjeant Buzfuz: Dec 5, 2009

Genocide Tendency posted:

To be fair, an alarming number of their stories are closer to reality than fiction.

Their writers ~~must~~obviously have military experience, some of the Navy stories I read must be true I swear.

Although the duffleblog site is the only website I go to on my phone which renders at 1 fps. Makes no sense.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:25

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

All of those dependa stickers and they don't even have the USMC license plate that CO does.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 15:48

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Internet Wizard posted:

All of those dependa stickers and they don't even have the USMC license plate that CO does.

probably couldnt afford the vanity plates after they blew all their money on stickers

# ? Jul 30, 2015 17:35

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Are we sure they didn't just order that car as-is from Sgt Grit?

Sgt Grit's got everything.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:02

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Victor Vermis posted:

Are we sure they didn't just order that car as-is from Sgt Grit?

Sgt Grit's got everything.

they dont got silkie shorts so they can gently caress right off

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:01

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

they dont got silkie shorts so they can gently caress right off

um silkies are not authorized, devil.

Just cuz you don't respect the uniform doesn't mean ol' Sgt Grit's gonna cater to your nastiness.

goodtogo? rah? kill.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:06

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

guess ill just have to go with these booty camp shorts instead

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:09

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

guess ill just have to go with these booty camp shorts instead

Welp. I know what to send N4I for Christmas.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:08

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

I was snooping around in the Linkedin profile of this douchebag I went to basic with. He lists his CCAF as a 4.0

# ? Jul 31, 2015 08:17

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Casimir Radon posted:

I was snooping around in the Linkedin profile of this douchebag I went to basic with. He lists his CCAF as a 4.0

lmbo look at you

# ? Jul 31, 2015 08:24

LCL-Dead: Apr 22, 2014; Grimey Drawer

From the Destiny forum or reddit, not sure as the original link wasn't provided:

quote:

At approximately 0200 AM on Friday July 31, I was disconnected from Destiny servers a half dozen times. Once I was able to log back into orbit, I quickly noticed that my access to the Crucible and Iron Banner had been restricted. I also noticed that all my gear and armor associated with Trials of Osiris had been blocked from use. The message that came on my screen was that I needed to go to the bungie website to learn how to behave or what not.

I have a multitude of issues with this restriction and will not accept this even though the website insists I deserve this and that there is no appeal process. I am a 27 year old veteran of the US Army diagnosed with PTSD and 40% disabled. Playing destiny has been apart of my treatment for dealing with stress and anxiety since I most recently got back from Afghanistan. I do not know how to cheat. I only play with other guardians who use appropriate language and behavior. I help other guardians get through Trials and other crucible events. I have never cheated or disrespected Destiny, its rules, or its other guardians. I WILL 100% not accept this ban, and I find it a complete insult to the man that I am and will continue to be. As a man who has served my country and an paying customer of Destiny and all of its DLC past and future, I DEMAND and fully EXPECT to get a direct response from Bungie. If Bungie needs reccomendations from other guardians I have played with about my behavior, please feel free to contact anyone of my friends list.

The clock is ticking. I am at a complete loss as to how I am being told I deserve this... BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN ANYTHING BUT AN OUTSTANDING CITIZEN IN THE DESTINY COMMUNITY.

With Respect while Expecting it in Return
SGT Robert Menter (OMDuds)

Context: Bungie went through and banned a good amount of people for network manipulation/cheating and now their forums/reddit are spammed with "BUT WHY ME?!"

# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:41

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

I bet you he was a really fun guy to be around while he was in.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:06

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

His combat experience and ptsd is from playing destiny in the TOC and a rocket attack took out their internet connection.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:11

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Sure must suck for getting banned from using software for modding a piece of equipment you own...oh wait

# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:42

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

LCL-Dead posted:

From the Destiny forum or reddit, not sure as the original link wasn't provided:

Context: Bungie went through and banned a good amount of people for network manipulation/cheating and now their forums/reddit are spammed with "BUT WHY ME?!"

you realize we have a games thread right? why do you insist on only posting in the idiots thread?

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:21

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

LCL-Dead posted:

From the Destiny forum or reddit, not sure as the original link wasn't provided:

Context: Bungie went through and banned a good amount of people for network manipulation/cheating and now their forums/reddit are spammed with "BUT WHY ME?!"

I just came to post this. The thread was deleted by bungie for other disciplinary actions or something.

Mike-o posted:

His combat experience and ptsd is from playing destiny in the TOC and a rocket attack took out their internet connection.

Exactly. gently caress anyone who uses their rank or wave their goddamn "I serve, RESPECT ME!" bullshit in any forum.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:51

Melthir: Dec 29, 2009; I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you realize we have a games thread right? why do you insist on only posting in the idiots thread?

Read the title. GIP lets talk about idiots its a thread about idiots written and read by idiots who signed up to serve a country of idiots. Its a perfect storm of idiots.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:55

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Using your rank on anything that isn't directly military related generally means that the person can be expected to be a piece of poo poo.

Using your rank like it's current even though you got out can guarantee that guy is a loving slob.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:56

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

not caring here posted:

Using your rank on anything that isn't directly military related generally means that the person can be expected to be a piece of poo poo.

Using your rank like it's current even though you got out can guarantee that guy is a loving slob.

And bragging about 40% disability is like bragging that you own this:

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gentlemen

# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:59

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

His combat experience and ptsd is from playing destiny in the TOC and a rocket attack took out their internet connection.

He had a bad experience in a porta shitter after surf and turf night.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:01

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Definitely used that poo poo for free days at the theme park though.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:08

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Cole posted:

Definitely used that poo poo for free days at the theme park though.

This is different. This is smart.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:10

LCL-Dead: Apr 22, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you realize we have a games thread right? why do you insist on only posting in the idiots thread?

As an idiot, I saw another idiot's post quoted in the Destiny games thread and thought I would share it here as well so that the rest of the idiots could see it. idiot.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:25

The Slithery D: Jul 19, 2012

Cole posted:

Definitely used that poo poo for free days at the theme park though.

The Oklahoma State Fair in 2013 gave free admission to active duty, but only on Wednesday. Well played, and :lol:

at the guy took advantage while on leave.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:00

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

The only reason I don't have a purple heart sticker on my car is because they don't make one big enough to cover the entire windshield.

e: and that's where my RIP Cecil the Lion + soldiers cross sticker is

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jul 31, 2015

# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:17

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

I have an Afghanistan vet sticker on my truck that I drive way less than my car. I got a free coffee at Starbucks once because the lady behind me saw the sticker and paid for my stuff. Other than that I just get cut off a lot because Washington hippies hate baby killers :shrug: