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Chichevache posted:Aaron Rodgers, Ty Montgomery, Clay Matthews, Raji, Guion, Cobb, Jordy, Haha, Shields, uhhhhhh, Peppers and TJ Lang? Scott Tolzien, apparently.
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Duke Chin posted:Sure you can... there's GOTTA be a joke somewhere in a place I'm incapable of reaching about them being stored in the same place or safe deposit box or something... Putin stole the painting.
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Probably Magic posted:I can only name eight guys on the team I like. Mariota and dgb are all that matter for now
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Probably Magic posted:Scott Tolzien, apparently. How can you forget this? 
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Bort Bortles posted:I am trying to think of something creative for the Jaguars but I am an unimaginative chump. The only thing for the Jags should be a picture of Jaxson de Ville edit: and maybe some Bort jokes, I dunno I also am anxiously awaiting reading everyone's submission.
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fartknocker posted:How can you forget this? goddamn that spin move... 
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If you are on the fence about a write up or worried you aren't funny enough don't worry, just do it seriously I need as many of these as possible and being funny isn't absolutely necessary, there is no standard here, the standard is just do it
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gently caress it, I'll write one for the Broncos
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Febreeze posted:If you are on the fence about a write up or worried you aren't funny enough don't worry, just do it When do you need it and what does it need to be about?
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Febreeze posted:If you are on the fence about a write up or worried you aren't funny enough don't worry, just do it Wait, what's up Dave?
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sweet thursday posted:Wait, what's up Dave? Febreeze posted:Actually, poo poo, I can get Goon stuff on KSK like right now. Here's the deal: Each year KSK would do our own version of "Your team sucks" called Pre-kakke and it would be a short write up preview of each team, plus a write up from a fan of that team. Usually a few paragraphs, normally funny but it didn't have to be. JRizzle posted:When do you need it and what does it need to be about? I start putting them up next week so preferably by monday. Basically it's just a "preview", what you expect out of the team. It doesn't have to be funny.
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If Chilichimp or Shath Hole doesn't do one, here is my official Atlanta Falcons writeup: Atlanta Falcons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4jGSvxCRp4
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Busy as poo poo today but I'll try to poo poo out something for the Packers over the weekend if someone smart and funny doesn't come up with one first. Maybe some sort of prayer chant about how dear god I hope nothing happens to Rodgers, because if he goes down we're totally hosed, etc.
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JRizzle posted:I'll do a Rams write up maybe? I was hoping you'd step up for it. I simply don't have the time with real life stuff going on.
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Is wide-eyed optimism allowed? Or am I supposed to be realistic? If the former I might be able to write a Raiders one.
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Silly Burrito posted:If Chilichimp or Shath Hole doesn't do one, here is my official Atlanta Falcons writeup: Big talk coming after that trainwreck last night.
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Chilichimp posted:Big talk coming after that trainwreck last night. Saints D is bad, water is wet. Film at 11!
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Christ Pseudoscientist posted:Is wide-eyed optimism allowed? Someone do one in the style of a five year old watching the game with his daddy.
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Febreeze posted:If you are on the fence about a write up or worried you aren't funny enough don't worry, just do it Fine ok I'll do a Raiders one
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Silly Burrito posted:Someone do one in the style of a five year old watching the game with his daddy. Or Kid President.
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Febreeze posted:All possible angles are allowed if you want to be optimistic that's fine should post a link to all this in N/V for the non-farthousers
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Anyone with optimism for their team will be beaten with a sock full of soap.
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Febreeze posted:I start putting them up next week so preferably by monday. Basically it's just a "preview", what you expect out of the team. It doesn't have to be funny. Sent you a Titans one. It's not optimistic, though it's not as pessimistic as it could be.
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Big Bob Pataki posted:Anyone with optimism for their team will be beaten with a sock full of soap. Vintage TFF
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NC-17 posted:The next most annoying fan base is whichever wins the Super Bowl. The order is: Steelers Fans -> Cowboys Fans -> Pats Fans -> Superbowl Winners' fans -> your division rivals fans -> whichever team exited your team from the playoffs in the last 2 years fans. edit: corrected my horrible error. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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Chilichimp posted:The order is: Steelers Fans -> Pats Fans -> Superbowl Winners' fans -> your division rivals fans -> whichever team exited your team from the playoffs in the last 2 years fans. You forgot Cowboys fans, they're definitely in the top of that somewhere. Probably right after Steelers fans actually.
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Fenrir posted:You forgot Cowboys fans, they're definitely in the top of that somewhere. Probably right after Steelers fans actually. Why do you hate America
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Fenrir posted:You forgot Cowboys fans, they're definitely in the top of that somewhere. Probably right after Steelers fans actually. I highly doubt that, have you seen the reactions to Ballghazi?
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Rasczak posted:Why do you hate America Because the Cowboys and their fans exist. Manoueverable posted:I highly doubt that, have you seen the reactions to Ballghazi? That entire story is stupid.
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PM'ed mine FeBreeze, hope it's appropriately prickish.
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:gently caress it, I'll write one for the Broncos The Broncos are one of those rock bands that end up at Indian casinos when they realize that they're a little too old to have a proper reunion tour.
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Fenrir posted:You forgot Cowboys fans, they're definitely in the top of that somewhere. Probably right after Steelers fans actually. Holy poo poo, you're right...
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gently caress it I got an idea for a Steelers write up. Will work on it this weekend.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:gently caress it I got an idea for a Steelers write up. Will work on it this weekend. I'd wish you luck but you've been knocking poo poo out of the park lately e: uh I mean football metaphor
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I just got really drunk at a bar and typed something pretty much stream of consciousness as soon as I got home. Hope you enjoy.
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I'm at a bar right now and might end up doing the same thing 
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