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NyetscapeNavigator: Sep 22, 2003

Try this

kill you are self

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:15

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# ? May 18, 2024 15:47

oh no blimp issue: Feb 23, 2011

Space-Pope posted:

teedle dee dee! looks like one of the internet fairies had a whoopsie-doodle somewhere on the way! press f5 to give the fairy a band-aid and tell it that it's going to be all better.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:16

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

Achievement unlocked -

Press F5 to pay respects

Oh craigslist is down too :nsa:

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:18

mister negative: Jun 2, 2004; Salad Prong

pram posted:

the neogaf forums are dieing

good

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:21

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

Yeah new slogan for Microsoft Edge: That didn't work.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:23

mister negative: Jun 2, 2004; Salad Prong

that's actually a statement about windows 8

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:24

pram: Jun 10, 2001

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:24

Dubstep Jesus: Jun 27, 2012; by exmarx

pram posted:

lol

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:25

Space-Pope: Aug 13, 2003; by zen death robot

oh, frumpy-bottoms! it looks like something may be wrong with getting you onto this internet site! it's awfully tough to tell what's the matter, but we have some ideas:
1. your internet magicbox may not be working right now. maybe you tried connecting to it while you're far far away?
2. you typed the wrong letters in. it's alright if that happens, though, you silly billy. we all make mistakes. the important thing is that you try again!

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:25

mister negative: Jun 2, 2004; Salad Prong

pram posted:

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:27

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Space-Pope posted:

oh, frumpy-bottoms! it looks like something may be wrong with getting you onto this internet site! it's awfully tough to tell what's the matter, but we have some ideas:
1. your internet magicbox may not be working right now. maybe you tried connecting to it while you're far far away?
2. you typed the wrong letters in. it's alright if that happens, though, you silly billy. we all make mistakes. the important thing is that you try again!

mmhmmm.....so in ur mono gendered little chauvi-world u think there would not be any silly janes? are women inherently incapable of being silly? i have never known a woman to be not capable. ugh

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:35

oh no blimp issue: Feb 23, 2011

Space-Pope posted:

oh, frumpy-bottoms! it looks like something may be wrong with getting you onto this internet site! it's awfully tough to tell what's the matter, but we have some ideas:
1. your internet magicbox may not be working right now. maybe you tried connecting to it while you're far far away?
2. you typed the wrong letters in. it's alright if that happens, though, you silly billy. we all make mistakes. the important thing is that you try again!

i should have used the less zoomed out one first really

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:44

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

pram posted:

gently caress you

# ? Aug 17, 2015 22:58

Space-Pope: Aug 13, 2003; by zen death robot

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

mmhmmm.....so in ur mono gendered little chauvi-world u think there would not be any silly janes? are women inherently incapable of being silly? i have never known a woman to be not capable. ugh

see this is why we need more meetings to hash out the details. ping me when u land back at ur cube so we can synergize our project teams and bing out a solution

# ? Aug 17, 2015 23:02

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

Space-Pope posted:

teedle dee dee! looks like one of the internet fairies had a whoopsie-doodle somewhere on the way! press f5 to give the fairy a band-aid and tell it that it's going to be all better.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 05:20

A COMPUTER GUY: Aug 23, 2007; I can't spare this man - he fights.

Linguica posted:

# ? Aug 18, 2015 05:54

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

uh oh! something went wrong. this could be really bad, actually. hmm, we'll just take some data. right now, we have 1% of the data, but later we'll have 100%. you just have to wait a while. how long, no one knows for sure.

later when your computer finishes rebooting, Bing CORTANA_RAMPANT

# ? Aug 18, 2015 06:20

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

PleasureKevin posted:

uh oh! something went wrong. this could be really bad, actually. hmm, we'll just take some data. right now, we have 1% of the data, but later we'll have 100%. you just have to wait a while. how long, no one knows for sure.

later when your computer finishes rebooting, Bing CORTANA_RAMPANT

# ? Aug 18, 2015 06:26

moron izzard: Nov 17, 2006; Grimey Drawer

theultimo posted:

Why is this a thing on windows mobile, I could just use my car stereo

Sometimes we're not in our cars unfortunately.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 06:33

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

theultimo posted:

Why is this a thing on windows mobile, I could just use my car stereo

is this an official app ? cause it looks really bad

# ? Aug 18, 2015 06:57

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

is that dithering ityol 2015?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 07:03

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

theultimo posted:

Why is this a thing on windows mobile, I could just use my car stereo

89.3 is the same frequency as kpcc here. my fav station

# ? Aug 18, 2015 07:10

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 07:29

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Millstone posted:

Im

nice ocd

# ? Aug 18, 2015 07:43

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_2ReMNzhU

# ? Aug 18, 2015 07:44

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

it's not even that, it's the seemingly arbitrary weight of the lines and text in relation to one another

# ? Aug 18, 2015 08:17

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/08/17/windows-10-safedisc-securom-drm/

noooo, not my video games

# ? Aug 18, 2015 10:49

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

anthonypants posted:

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/08/17/windows-10-safedisc-securom-drm/

noooo, not my video games

Microsoft does something..... right?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 11:47

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

You Am I posted:

Microsoft does something..... right?

well it's basically making you either buy your games again off Origin or Steam, or pirate them and probably get malware

# ? Aug 18, 2015 16:51

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

i already had to rebuy a lot of old games

mostly because who actively uses a cd rom in 2015

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:12

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

Phoenixan posted:

i already had to rebuy a lot of old games

mostly because who actively uses a cd rom in 2015

Or who actively HAS a cd or dvd rom.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:13

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

pseudorandom name posted:

is that dithering ityol 2015?

dithering is authentically digital

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:16

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

hang on let me install from these 3 disks instead of downloading it from gog in under 20 mins

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:16

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

PleasureKevin posted:

is this an official app ? cause it looks really bad

yes, why do you have something against authentically digital

really the whole "content is king!" argument for sparse UI's seems to forget that often you don't have any visual content, the interface is all there is so might not want to make it look like poo poo

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:17

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

Millstone posted:

Im

it's not even aligned under the progress bar either, what the gently caress is the point of the framing

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:18

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

theultimo posted:

Or who actively HAS a cd or dvd rom.

i do just because i just swap from one computer to another because why not

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:18

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

its almost like drm mostly affects legitimate customers

like i guess it stifles pirates for a week or two. i think diablo 3 was the sole example of successful drm because all the monsters, skills, and loot logic were server side. but who wants to pay that expense, just bolt on some garbage promise middleware

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:18

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Triglav posted:

its almost like drm mostly affects legitimate customers

like i guess it stifles pirates for a week or two. i think diablo 3 was the sole example of successful drm because all the monsters, skills, and loot logic were server side. but who wants to pay that expense, just bolt on some garbage promise middleware

it's great when publishers release no-CD patches for old games only for it to be discovered that they just repackaged an existing crack

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:26

moron izzard: Nov 17, 2006; Grimey Drawer

PleasureKevin posted:

well it's basically making you either buy your games again off Origin or Steam, or pirate them and probably get malware

There are plenty of lovely old releases on steam that still have securom

# ? Aug 18, 2015 18:06

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# ? May 18, 2024 15:47

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# ? Aug 18, 2015 18:08

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