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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Nail polish has a way of melting the hell out of crap plastic.

Whoops, new page.



He's a cake! Really don't like eating food that has taxidermy teeth on it.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 20:27 on Aug 20, 2015

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Scathach posted:

Nail polish has a way of melting the hell out of crap plastic.

Whoops, new page.



He's a cake! Really don't like eating food that has taxidermy teeth on it.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

seriously I love it

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

You can't tell me whoever did those spikes in icing couldn't also have done teeth if they wanted to.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Would

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011


Eat. Would eat right?
:ohdear:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Scathach posted:

Nail polish has a way of melting the hell out of crap plastic.

Whoops, new page.



He's a cake! Really don't like eating food that has taxidermy teeth on it.

Absolutely amazing

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.
Soylent for geeks. I mean bigger geeks.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

My Lovely Horse posted:

You can't tell me whoever did those spikes in icing couldn't also have done teeth if they wanted to.

Well yeah, but why would they want to?

I think probably the best option here would have been putting them in and then coating them in frosting. That way you think it's fake, and when you cut into it, boom! Cake fulla teeth.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Scathach posted:

Nail polish has a way of melting the hell out of crap plastic.

Whoops, new page.



He's a cake! Really don't like eating food that has taxidermy teeth on it.

That's a sculpture made by Scott Hove - http://mshove.com/

All his work is beautiful and amazing.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Baldbeard posted:

Eat. Would eat right?
:ohdear:

Maybe :hawaaaafap:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





BARONS, you're a madman.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

RareAcumen posted:

BARONS, you're a madman.

Nothing can stop me. No one can match the horrors I can bring upon everyone. Food is a weapon and I have the Nukes.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Nothing can stop me. No one can match the horrors I can bring upon everyone. Food is a weapon and I have the Nukes.

You are the Pizza Hitler.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois


Can I be the soup Pol Pot?

e: more content, doublechecked and its not from Liartown :nws:

Minarchist has a new favorite as of 03:53 on Aug 21, 2015

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Gridlocked posted:

You are the Pizza Hitler.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

So mozzarella in the US comes under the form of big dried bricks

interesting

you can buy tons of different types of mozzarella in basically any grocery store in America, like most foods

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

n...no rules? :ohdear:

Looks like some kind of meat in sauce covered in cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice over mashed potatoes

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Feta cheese, weird yogurt, and cinnamon?

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

Minarchist posted:



Can I be the soup Pol Pot?

e: more content, doublechecked and its not from Liartown :nws:



It's not the snake meat that bothers me on that ingredients list, it's the "etc."

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





'No, I can totally save this, it's fine.'

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


stereobreadsticks posted:

It's not the snake meat that bothers me on that ingredients list, it's the "etc."

I'm concerned about the candy assuring us it's good.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Scathach posted:

I'm concerned about the candy assuring us it's good.

Camel's got the "go ahead, eat my balls" look going on :mmmhmm:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


the Chicken Dinner candy bar did not contain chicken. it was marketed as 'nutritious' candy.

wikipedia posted:

The name was meant to convey a sense of wealth and prosperity à la "a chicken in every pot" (another of Sperry's big sellers was the Club Sandwich bar.)

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Now that I'm giving it a good look, it looks like it's just a Snickers in a different wrapper.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Cracking the gently caress up at the "etc" on that snake soup

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I killed tons of those things in Final Fantasy



Glad he didn't try to tackle the deluxe version, those guys are serious fuckers

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
"Chocolate Squirrel Topped Cake"

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

axolotl farmer posted:

the Chicken Dinner candy bar did not contain chicken. it was marketed as 'nutritious' candy.

Or the old saw, "Winner winner chicken dinner" which meant success and victory?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Gamma Nerd posted:

Glad he didn't try to tackle the deluxe version, those guys are serious fuckers



I want a mask of that SOOOOOOO bad...

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

The totally inadequate censor sticker (in German, no less) makes that candy seem so much dirtier.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I killed tons of those things in Final Fantasy



And this thing just looks like the larval stage of the Great Mighty Poo, when he hadn't yet earned his corn teeth.



Speaking of poo, this is apparently supposed to be a muffin.



And here we have the archrival of the muffin, the cupcake.

Underwater Shoe
May 26, 2005

an informative notation for your appreciation
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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Alaois posted:

ah balls the chili escaped again

These two posts together have made me laugh harder than anything has in a while

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Horrors from the deep, anyone?




Ia Ia Cthulhu Ftaghn!!!


Who ordered the boiled Brain Mutant?

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I rest easy, upon my throne.



None shall challenge me.

I'm reminded of that episode of Squidbillies where one character genetically engineers the ultimate Chicken Wing party platter, might have to dig up a YouTube clip


Who ordered the Shoggoth?


Okay that's adorable:kimchi:, might need to make some with my youngest sister next time I visit my dad's house

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

fizzymercy posted:

Meh I probably am but that's still gross. And not something you post in public for people to see and congratulate you on. That's what you eat with last night's beer in shame.

I eat last night's cold pizza, still cold, so I see no problem with that picture.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
found the clip I mentioned in my last post; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FoaomccQJY

would

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

A Social History of Jell-O Salad

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

"Chocolate Squirrel Topped Cake"


I'm more concerned about the label that says "For two"

Would, but not half in one sitting and I would present it to friends as a poo joke instead of a squirrel.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


zedprime posted:

I'm more concerned about the label that says "For two"
Two girls, one cake.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

drrockso20 posted:

found the clip I mentioned in my last post; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FoaomccQJY

would

That episode always made me vaguely hungry which I think speaks volumes about my food flexibility

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