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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Maybe I'm a bad person but I don't get what so bad about mean spirited films.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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FreudianSlippers posted:

Maybe I'm a bad person but I don't get what so bad about mean spirited films.

Mean movies are pretty awesome sometimes. Like Drag Me to Hell is mean as gently caress, but it's also funny. I think being funny helps take the edge of in places.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Hobo with a Shotgun is deffo a comedy. "I'll have a sign, you grow it, I cut it." "No, you grow it, we cut it!" And then dude busts in and attacks them with the hockey skates he's wearing.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

morestuff posted:

Don't revisit Sin City

I was shocked when I went back to it and Iron Man 1.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Kramjacks posted:

Hobo with a Shotgun is deffo a comedy. "I'll have a sign, you grow it, I cut it." "No, you grow it, we cut it!" And then dude busts in and attacks them with the hockey skates he's wearing.

Yeah, that movie's full of ugly poo poo but I only ever got a massive sense of joy out of every single scene. It's fun the whole way, and every nasty thing that happens is so over the top that it's awesome.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

FreudianSlippers posted:

Maybe I'm a bad person but I don't get what so bad about mean spirited films.

CelticPredator posted:

Mean movies are pretty awesome sometimes. Like Drag Me to Hell is mean as gently caress, but it's also funny. I think being funny helps take the edge of in places.

What's the meanest movie? Man Bites Dog and Henry get pretty drat disgusting, maybe outside of the guinea pig and mando cane series, I can't think of any more meaner.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Kramjacks posted:

Hobo with a Shotgun is deffo a comedy. "I'll have a sign, you grow it, I cut it." "No, you grow it, we cut it!" And then dude busts in and attacks them with the hockey skates he's wearing.

I mean literally one of the first things you see in the movie is Ricky from Trailer Park Boys with a manhole cover on his head.

e: Also, mean-spiritedness doesn't necessarily come from violent subject matter. I'd actually argue that Man Bites Dog is all that mean-spirited; it's pretty much a message piece along the lines of Natural Born Killers about how the media needs to stop glorifying horrible poo poo, not just pure nihilism. Henry definitely counts, though, and I'd also say Visitor Q, Killer Joe, Quills, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, Salo, and The Mist are good examples: they're all, at the heart of it, films about how humanity loving sucks and we should dehumanize ourselves and face to bloodshed.

WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Sep 1, 2015

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


So hey, I don't wanna make a month-long buildup to it or anything, but I'm gonna be preparing Scream Stream this month. I got some specific movies already picked out, but now's the time to PM me suggestions if you want. As a reminder, the theme this year is Modern Horror, so anything made between 2000 and now that isn't a remake can qualify.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Also, reiterating that Necrostorm is a company to loving watch (videos :nws:, possibly :nms: depending on your gore tolerance)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y6IjP_74GA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCklKATj4oQ

Their stuff is all incredibly low-budget, and the effects are sometimes a little goofy as a result, but everything I've seen by them feels like Verheoven and Fulci had a baby, which is extremely my poo poo.

WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Sep 1, 2015

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
I shamefully admit that tonight I watched Jacob's Ladder for the first time and I don't know why I waited so long. I was genuinely moved/scared and it's been a while since a movie has done that to me. My father passed away over the weekend and maybe my longing for escape into something else made it that much more powerful, or maybe it just is a really loving good movie. Either way, really glad I watched it.

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Jacob's Ladder is really good. So good, in fact, that it inspired the Silent Hill games and is the well most spooky movie folks dip from.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

I shamefully admit that tonight I watched Jacob's Ladder for the first time and I don't know why I waited so long. I was genuinely moved/scared and it's been a while since a movie has done that to me. My father passed away over the weekend and maybe my longing for escape into something else made it that much more powerful, or maybe it just is a really loving good movie. Either way, really glad I watched it.

Sorry to hear you lost your father, amigo. Hope you're doing okay.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Maybe I'm a bad person but I don't get what so bad about mean spirited films.

You're not bad. I used to be fine with them, but as I get older, I personally find that my taste for them fades. As I see more and more actual cruelty, tragedy, and horror in life, those types of movies feel less and less like escapism, and they have nothing new to teach me about man's inhumanity to man, so they just end up being an exercise in watching people get thrown into a meat grinder.

As a potentially related note, I have despised every single Saw film, and all of the other torture porn flicks they inspired.

SlimGoodbody fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Sep 1, 2015

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
I found FINAL DESTINATION 3 and BLACK XMAS oddly mean spirited. Morgan/Wong really seem to dislike their own characters.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Makes them easier to kill.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

ruddiger posted:

What's the meanest movie? Man Bites Dog and Henry get pretty drat disgusting, maybe outside of the guinea pig and mando cane series, I can't think of any more meaner.

Cannibal Holocaust

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Jenny Angel posted:

If my laptop is kinda beat up and occasionally glitches while watching long videos like movies or TV episodes, will that add or detract from the experience of watching Unfriended on my laptop

This got skipped over from a few pages ago, but it will blur the lines between reality and fiction. Like the equivalent of watching The Blair Witch Project on a lovely old VHS tape.

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


K. Waste posted:



I'm talking about Death Proof. Grindhouse is the bad movie. And the bad part of it is Planet Terror.

u wot m8

Electromax
May 6, 2007
I used to go out of my way to see "SHOCKING" stuff in highschool like Henry PoaSK and such, but it doesn't really appeal to me now a decade later. Pretty much agree with this:

SlimGoodbody posted:

As I see more and more actual cruelty, tragedy, and horror in life, those types of movies feel less and less like escapism, and they have nothing new to teach me

I find myself too empathetic nowadays for the victims and often I end up remembering some news story of a violent crime that is adjacent to what I'm watching and end up dwelling on what the last minutes of some real-life person's life were like, and it just bums me out. Either that or I don't care for any of the characters or events I'm watching like the succubus skit in VHS 1.

I've become much more of a creaky-floor ghost movie person nowadays I guess. Conjuring, It Follows, Sinister, all enjoyable. Reading about a woman's gums being flossed bloody by some kids was enough to make me skip another recent one though. Who knows the psychological implications.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Henry is way more than shock for shock's sake though, that movie's a masterpiece. almost certainly the best serial killer movie of all time (and definitely better than the one that swept the Oscars a couple years later)

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

Dreadwroth posted:

Jacob's Ladder is really good. So good, in fact, that it inspired the Silent Hill games and is the well most spooky movie folks dip from.

Didn't that whole "head shaking really fast with motion blur" trope come from Jacob's Ladder?

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

Coffee And Pie posted:

This got skipped over from a few pages ago, but it will blur the lines between reality and fiction. Like the equivalent of watching The Blair Witch Project on a lovely old VHS tape.

Thank you! That was pretty much exactly what my wishful thinking was suggesting.

Parachute
May 18, 2003

Lurdiak posted:

Yeah, that movie's full of ugly poo poo but I only ever got a massive sense of joy out of every single scene. It's fun the whole way, and every nasty thing that happens is so over the top that it's awesome.

Agreed. It's just super bright, colorful, and ridiculous. Also, everything with The Plague is fantastic (specifically at the 4:30 onward).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ2RO_zKuuc

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



Kramjacks posted:

Hobo with a Shotgun is deffo a comedy. "I'll have a sign, you grow it, I cut it." "No, you grow it, we cut it!" And then dude busts in and attacks them with the hockey skates he's wearing.

But that's not funny, really. It's barely a one-liner. It's a movie so mean and so, I don't know, consistent in tone, that it feels to me just like pulp action or crime horror (is there an official title for that theme?) blasted to the extreme. The introduction of The Plague is one of the few times I've actually felt really uneasy about what I've been seeing in a movie. I keep wishing Jason Eisener would make a sequel, or something similar. I liked his segments in VHS2 and ABC's of Death, but of course, neither was anywhere close to being a feature film.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Anybody know anything about Area 51? Its found footage, the trailer looked decent and its on Netflix now. I'm a sucker for aliens and Area 51 so if its halfway decent I'll give it a shot.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Thanks for letting me know that's out now.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

CelticPredator posted:

Makes them easier to kill.

It does, it's just interesting that they seem to despise the thing that they're making. Their Final Destination 3 takes the fun deaths from Part 2 but make them a little more grounded and go on for a little too long, making them seem strangely mean.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Basebf555 posted:

Anybody know anything about Area 51? Its found footage, the trailer looked decent and its on Netflix now. I'm a sucker for aliens and Area 51 so if its halfway decent I'll give it a shot.

Excellent! Been looking forward to seeing that one. Still can't even get it on the physical disc plan.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Basebf555 posted:

Anybody know anything about Area 51? Its found footage, the trailer looked decent and its on Netflix now. I'm a sucker for aliens and Area 51 so if its halfway decent I'll give it a shot.

It's not really horror, completely unique, and in my top 5 for the year.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

ruddiger posted:

What's the meanest movie? Man Bites Dog and Henry get pretty drat disgusting, maybe outside of the guinea pig and mando cane series, I can't think of any more meaner.

Megan is Missing and The Den are pretty mean. Inside, Lovely Molly, and Martyrs are right up there for me as well.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Basebf555 posted:

Anybody know anything about Area 51? Its found footage, the trailer looked decent and its on Netflix now. I'm a sucker for aliens and Area 51 so if its halfway decent I'll give it a shot.

I know it was made in 2007 and put on the shelf until 2015.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

COOL CORN posted:

Didn't that whole "head shaking really fast with motion blur" trope come from Jacob's Ladder?

Almost positive.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Skyscraper posted:

But that's not funny, really. It's barely a one-liner. It's a movie so mean and so, I don't know, consistent in tone, that it feels to me just like pulp action or crime horror (is there an official title for that theme?) blasted to the extreme. The introduction of The Plague is one of the few times I've actually felt really uneasy about what I've been seeing in a movie. I keep wishing Jason Eisener would make a sequel, or something similar. I liked his segments in VHS2 and ABC's of Death, but of course, neither was anywhere close to being a feature film.

It feels like Sin City, if I had to make a comparison. Prima facie, it's mean as hell, but it's so stylized and bizarre that it doesn't feel as real as other movies that typically get cited as mean-spirited. I mean, you had basically the opposite reaction to the Plague's introduction that I did- it's so utterly insane and comic-booky, and the music and lighting and their character designs kick so much rear end, that I can barely imagine a reaction to it other than "gently caress YEAH."

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



LORD OF BUTT posted:

It feels like Sin City, if I had to make a comparison. Prima facie, it's mean as hell, but it's so stylized and bizarre that it doesn't feel as real as other movies that typically get cited as mean-spirited. I mean, you had basically the opposite reaction to the Plague's introduction that I did- it's so utterly insane and comic-booky, and the music and lighting and their character designs kick so much rear end, that I can barely imagine a reaction to it other than "gently caress YEAH."

I agree with you on that. It's still gently caress YEAH it's just a really upset, dismayed gently caress YEAH. Those two are like the daft punk of murder, and they completely steal the show. I have a hard time leaving them out when I describe the movie, but I feel I should because they make a really fantastic surprise.

Free Drinks
Dec 16, 2006

Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.

Parachute posted:

Agreed. It's just super bright, colorful, and ridiculous. Also, everything with The Plague is fantastic (specifically at the 4:30 onward).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ2RO_zKuuc

I ended up really disliking Hobo With a Shotgun, but you are right, The Plague were wonderful.

I found the movie to be just too drat mean spirited. I can enjoy some wanton violence done creatively or in service of the film, but almost everything lacked any kind of heart. Things like crushing the homeless guys head with the bumper cars, or burning all of the children in the bus; nothing about them was very engaging, just off putting. I felt like The Plague worked a hell of a lot better because they seemed to fit the tone I had hoped the movie was going to be. Very cartoonish and detached from reality. Obviously a lot of the movie was over the top, but there was just very little enjoyment to be had and I really don't think the filmmakers were trying to go for a message of "you enjoy this? you're sick!", it felt like they wanted to go for "check this poo poo out".

Going around stringing random hospital employees is pretty hosed up, but since they didn't do it with the glee the other bad guys had when doing their acts it just wasn't as stomach turning. The film also did a good job of presenting The Plague as having a well developed mythos that it just wasn't going to show you.

Maybe the duo couldn't hold a whole movie together but I found them a hell of a lot more interesting than the sons. There is maybe 15ish minutes of Hobo that is pretty great and the rest was trash I didn't enjoy at all. It felt a lot like eating a bad granny smith apple. I went in hoping for a hosed up sour experience, but instead all I got was bitter disappointment.

trip9
Feb 15, 2011

The Poughkeepsie Tapes is a pretty mean film, and of course Hunger Games.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Free Drinks posted:

Going around stringing random hospital employees is pretty hosed up, but since they didn't do it with the glee the other bad guys had when doing their acts it just wasn't as stomach turning. The film also did a good job of presenting The Plague as having a well developed mythos that it just wasn't going to show you.

I don't have a screenshot handy, but their wall of kills includes Joan of Arc and a T-Rex.

Because of my age, Hobo with a Shotgun might as well be made for me. Its influences are things that were core to my childhood, the tone of it resembles movies I got from the bottom shelf of my local VHS rental store, and there's even direct references to my favorite NES game of all time all over it. Maybe I wouldn't love it so much without all those factors, but I dunno.

Almost every line in the movie is a classic quote to me, I love the soundtrack, I love the disgusting attitudes of the bad guys, and I love all the gore. The only, ONLY scene I have a problem with is when Abby gives her big speech after gearing up, because it's too cheesy and dumb even for a movie that's a near-comedy.

Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Sep 1, 2015

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Free Drinks posted:

I ended up really disliking Hobo With a Shotgun, but you are right, The Plague were wonderful.

I found the movie to be just too drat mean spirited. I can enjoy some wanton violence done creatively or in service of the film, but almost everything lacked any kind of heart. Things like crushing the homeless guys head with the bumper cars, or burning all of the children in the bus; nothing about them was very engaging, just off putting. I felt like The Plague worked a hell of a lot better because they seemed to fit the tone I had hoped the movie was going to be. Very cartoonish and detached from reality. Obviously a lot of the movie was over the top, but there was just very little enjoyment to be had and I really don't think the filmmakers were trying to go for a message of "you enjoy this? you're sick!", it felt like they wanted to go for "check this poo poo out".

Going around stringing random hospital employees is pretty hosed up, but since they didn't do it with the glee the other bad guys had when doing their acts it just wasn't as stomach turning. The film also did a good job of presenting The Plague as having a well developed mythos that it just wasn't going to show you.

Maybe the duo couldn't hold a whole movie together but I found them a hell of a lot more interesting than the sons. There is maybe 15ish minutes of Hobo that is pretty great and the rest was trash I didn't enjoy at all. It felt a lot like eating a bad granny smith apple. I went in hoping for a hosed up sour experience, but instead all I got was bitter disappointment.

I dunno, the Hobo himself seemed to act as a pretty effective emotional center for the movie; the other things are there to establish the horribly hosed up world he walked into (and which he eventually starts fighting to change).

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


LORD OF BUTT posted:

I dunno, the Hobo himself seemed to act as a pretty effective emotional center for the movie; the other things are there to establish the horribly hosed up world he walked into (and which he eventually starts fighting to change).

Rutger Hauer does a really good job of making the hobo sympathetic through his body language, especially in those early scenes. He's obviously a disturbed individual, but all he expects from the world is some basic humanity, and Scum Town can't even manage that.

By the way, though it might never happen, the two plans for a sequel are 1) Hobo in Hell, where the Hobo has to fight his way out of hell after the events of the first film, or 2) A Plague movie, either about Rip finding a replacement for Grinder, or about their history.

Free Drinks
Dec 16, 2006

Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.

Lurdiak posted:

Rutger Hauer does a really good job of making the hobo sympathetic through his body language, especially in those early scenes. He's obviously a disturbed individual, but all he expects from the world is some basic humanity, and Scum Town can't even manage that.

By the way, though it might never happen, the two plans for a sequel are 1) Hobo in Hell, where the Hobo has to fight his way out of hell after the events of the first film, or 2) A Plague movie, either about Rip finding a replacement for Grinder, or about their history.

True, I didn't do enough to point out Rutger Hauer. I've never done to much looking into his past so I assume there's something to explain it, but he always seemed a a fantastic actor that just kind got poo poo on and forced to do bad roles (Ever see Split Second? [man I wanted to like that movie too, but drat is it dull]). He is definitely a big part of the good 15 minutes of Hobo, but it just wasn't enough for me.

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Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



trip9 posted:

The Poughkeepsie Tapes is a pretty mean film, and of course Hunger Games.

I think you mean Funny Games?

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