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my friends say I'm beautiful attractive loving and funny lol
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Otisburg posted:"I'm looking for a partner in crime" *doesn't remember jokes put in own profile. Demands only messages that prove you've read it*
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Aug 31, 2015 11:09
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DeusExMachinima posted:despite the derpface on the right, it's definitely the one on the left I took that screenshot, and it's the one on the right. If it was the girl on the left I would've swiped right really hard.
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Aug 31, 2015 12:59
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computer parts posted:I took that screenshot, and it's the one on the right. you still swiped right, tho just a little less enthusiastically? because c'mon
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Aug 31, 2015 13:43
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Aug 31, 2015 16:14
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  A literal wedding photo. That's some next level poo poo.
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Aug 31, 2015 21:07
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You say stay away from ratchet Juicy J can't
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Aug 31, 2015 22:19
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Otisburg posted:
Clearly she was outed in the Ashley Madison hack and got a severe case of the fuckits.
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Aug 31, 2015 22:25
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you know it's not gonna last when the officiate lookin like  ugghhh
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Aug 31, 2015 22:31
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DirtyMick posted:Clearly she was outed in the Ashley Madison hack and got a severe case of the fuckits. Weren't there only like 1,000 actual, breathing women on that site out of like 36 million users
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Aug 31, 2015 22:43
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Business Gorillas posted:Weren't there only like 1,000 actual, breathing women on that site out of like 36 million users yeah but what if one of those was your wife lol
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Aug 31, 2015 23:16
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quote:Have you smoked a cigarette in the last 6 months? *is fat and ugly*
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Sep 1, 2015 01:22
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Cigarettes are legit gross and lol if you smoke them in tyool 2015
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Sep 1, 2015 01:34
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Yup.
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Sep 1, 2015 01:37
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Business Gorillas posted:Weren't there only like 1,000 actual, breathing women on that site out of like 36 million users 
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Sep 1, 2015 01:40
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Business Gorillas posted:Weren't there only like 1,000 actual, breathing women on that site out of like 36 million users IIRC no women regularly used the site (which is like checked it more than once a month) unless they were employed by AshleyMadison.
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Sep 1, 2015 02:02
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I'm not sure how it could have turned out any other way, or have been to surprising to literally anyone.
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Sep 1, 2015 04:37
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Like, it was just one baby's step above LOCAL HOUSEWIVES WANT TO gently caress NOW!!
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Sep 1, 2015 04:40
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paco650 posted:LOCAL HOUSEWIVES WANT TO gently caress NOW!! Lol no they don't. They never do. 
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Sep 1, 2015 05:03
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vyst posted:Cigarettes are legit gross and lol if you smoke them in tyool 2015 I don't smoke and don't care if girl smokes but do care if girl cares about smoking because caring about smoking is real dumb. Also there is only so much sanctimony about drunk driving a guy can tolerate.
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Sep 1, 2015 05:57
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Yes, it is dumb to care if the person you will be kissing and loving smells like garbage 50% or more of the time. Yep.
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Sep 1, 2015 07:19
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quote:My self-summary massive spider fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Sep 1, 2015 |
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Sep 1, 2015 08:41
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It's like that Neural Network that makes new magic cards based on the approximate placement of letters in the magic card database, only with a dating profile.
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Sep 1, 2015 08:44
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Sep 1, 2015 11:00
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Sep 1, 2015 11:03
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So what exactly is wrong?
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Sep 1, 2015 11:21
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caberham posted:So what exactly is wrong? we're intimidated by this heavenly creature's transcendently powerful eyebrow game
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Sep 1, 2015 11:29
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Otisburg posted:we're intimidated by this heavenly creature's transcendently powerful eyebrow game They give her the look that a house wife would make to a husband that's been out late. Complete with hands on hips.
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Sep 1, 2015 11:31
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Wicker Man posted:They give her the look that a house wife would make to a husband that's been out late. Complete with hands on hips. See I would have characterized the expression as the rare "double-skeptical Spock," or possibly the "mirrored People's Eyebrow."
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Sep 1, 2015 11:33
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About me I'm a submissive Mum looking for a big strong son to rape me and make me pregnant Fetishes Into: anal sex (receiving), being a pass around slut (receiving), being used as a slut (receiving), breeding (receiving), butt plugs (receiving), clit spanking (receiving), creampie (receiving), deep throating (giving), dildos (receiving), discipline (receiving), domination (receiving), face loving (receiving), fingering (receiving), fisting (receiving), forced breeding (receiving), gagging/choked by cock (receiving), hair pulling (receiving), handcuffs (wearing), impregnation fantasy (receiving), incest play (everything to do with it), large objects (receiving), male authority (receiving), mommy/boy dynamics (everything to do with it), play rape (receiving), role play (everything to do with it), rough sex (receiving), taboo, vaginal stretching (receiving), vibrators (receiving). Curious about : abduction play (receiving), ball gags (receiving), chains (receiving), consensual nonconsent (everything to do with it), degradation (receiving), gags (wearing), kidnapping roleplay (receiving), mind control (receiving), predator/prey (everything to do with it), pursuit, take-down & capture (receiving), sexual slavery (everything to do with it), spitting (receiving), spreader bars (wearing), tearing off clothing (everything to do with it).
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Sep 1, 2015 12:03
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Fetlife is cheating.
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Sep 1, 2015 12:05
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Forced breeding sounds like India role play
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Sep 1, 2015 12:20
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quote:* I give fantastic, mind-altering, life-changing blow jobs. This bitch can suck a motherfucking dick. Best believe that. My mouth is crack for your cock. I also take it up the butt. So, you know, keep that in mind. Just go ahead and tuck it away into the deep recesses of your mind for future reference. I'd heard about creepy guys who say they love giving oral sex, but this is the first time I've seen a woman who said something along those lines. This is OKCupid, by the way, not AdultFriendFinder or Fetlife.
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Sep 1, 2015 15:07
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Hadaka Apron posted:I'd heard about creepy guys who say they love giving oral sex, but this is the first time I've seen a woman who said something along those lines. That's not going to be woman when you open the door, friendo
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Sep 1, 2015 15:18
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It's funny how easy it can be to spot a fake account written by a guy.
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Sep 1, 2015 15:24
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Otisburg posted:Fetlife is cheating.
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Hadaka Apron posted:I'd heard about creepy guys who say they love giving oral sex, but this is the first time I've seen a woman who said something along those lines. some people really like performing oral I mean yeah throwing it out there first off in okcupid isn't the norm but yeah sex is cool and good I'm sorry if you've never dated someone enthusiastic about the D or V
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Sep 1, 2015 20:32
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > okcupid.txt: forced breeding (receiving)
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Tinder keeps suggesting women who either have firearms pointed at the camera or are among a pack of feral-looking children. What I'm trying to say is dating at 33 sucks.
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Otisburg posted:
i have screenshots of about fifty of these on my phone. one was only wedding pictures and some included their kids.
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