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computer parts posted:As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man, what can you do for me that I can't do for myself? I pay my own bills, have a career, I'm educated, and I have a stable family. In reference to money, I need something more. I need a man who is striving for excellence in every aspect of his life. I need someone who is striving for excellence mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation, I don't need a simple-minded man. I need someone striving for excellence spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked, believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for excellence financially because I don't need another financial burden. I need someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded. I need someone who has integrity in dealing with relationships. Lies and game playing are not my idea of a strong man. I need a man who is family oriented. One who can be the priest and provider to the lives entrusted to him by God. I need someone whom I can respect. In order to be submissive I must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive but he has to be worthy. Also I am not looking for him, he will find me. He may not be able to explain the connection but he will be drawn to me. This may be asking a lot, but I'm worth a lot. Those delicious thighs. Wrap those suckers around my face and I'll read scripture into your vagina
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Phone posting so I didn't see the picture until I was most of the way through that statement. The payoff was worth it. Edit: Cheap shot but: All men are drawn to her. That's gravity for you.
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Sep 10, 2015 02:19
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Striving for excellence, striving for excellence, striving for excellence, striving for excellence....
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Sep 10, 2015 02:19
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Text put a different picture in my head than what I got. Why she all pidgeon toed?
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why do people stay fat.
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Groovelord Neato posted:why do people stay fat. food is extremely good and exercise is hard source: i am, myself, a fat
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Sep 10, 2015 03:18
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yeah but like change. i got sad in college and got fat but then i wanted to be happy so i ate good food and lifted weights and now i'm sad but my body is smokin. especially these peeps on dating sites. you gotta make the meat look good or nobody's gonna buy it.
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so much pressure to be the priest and provider which is entrusted by god. all i want to do is dance. and gently caress
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it takes way less effort to unlock "submissive mode" on most other fat chicks, plus i don't have to believe in stuff, so...
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Sep 10, 2015 03:21
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I'm only submissive for my savior, sorry boys
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I'm only submissive for my savior, sorry boys but im striving for excellence
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Sep 10, 2015 03:27
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LG sub looking for her daddy dom to collar her, rich christ-loving dudes only
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computer parts posted:As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man, what can you do for me that I can't do for myself? I pay my own bills, have a career, I'm educated, and I have a stable family. In reference to money, I need something more. I need a man who is striving for excellence in every aspect of his life. I need someone who is striving for excellence mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation, I don't need a simple-minded man. I need someone striving for excellence spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked, believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for excellence financially because I don't need another financial burden. I need someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded. I need someone who has integrity in dealing with relationships. Lies and game playing are not my idea of a strong man. I need a man who is family oriented. One who can be the priest and provider to the lives entrusted to him by God. I need someone whom I can respect. In order to be submissive I must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive but he has to be worthy. Also I am not looking for him, he will find me. He may not be able to explain the connection but he will be drawn to me. This may be asking a lot, but I'm worth a lot. Maybe her weight is more valuable than gold
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man that's sad just saw a girl with a 5 face but a dime rack and her "The first things people usually notice about me" says "Ha! I asked my friends this one and they cracked up laughing. Let's just say it certainly hasn't been my 'eyes and smile' since I hit puberty. Hey, at least I'm honest.  "
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Groovelord Neato posted:man that's sad just saw a girl with a 5 face but a dime rack and her "The first things people usually notice about me" says "Ha! I asked my friends this one and they cracked up laughing. Let's just say it certainly hasn't been my 'eyes and smile' since I hit puberty. Hey, at least I'm honest. She sounds cool.
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InterFaced posted:I always wondered if there were any consequences of Phillip Seymour Hoffman getting high on heroin and banging random hookers. 
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Groovelord Neato posted:man that's sad just saw a girl with a 5 face but a dime rack and her "The first things people usually notice about me" says "Ha! I asked my friends this one and they cracked up laughing. Let's just say it certainly hasn't been my 'eyes and smile' since I hit puberty. Hey, at least I'm honest. Post pic, need to see that face and that rack.
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Anton Chigurh posted:Post pic, need to see that face and that rack. Wet us up
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computer parts posted:As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man, what can you do for me that I can't do for myself? I pay my own bills, have a career, I'm educated, and I have a stable family. In reference to money, I need something more. I need a man who is striving for excellence in every aspect of his life. I need someone who is striving for excellence mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation, I don't need a simple-minded man. I need someone striving for excellence spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked, believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for excellence financially because I don't need another financial burden. I need someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded. I need someone who has integrity in dealing with relationships. Lies and game playing are not my idea of a strong man. I need a man who is family oriented. One who can be the priest and provider to the lives entrusted to him by God. I need someone whom I can respect. In order to be submissive I must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive but he has to be worthy. Also I am not looking for him, he will find me. He may not be able to explain the connection but he will be drawn to me. This may be asking a lot, but I'm worth a lot. I had an ex who was 1:1 with this woman. I could not get out of there fast enough when she started talking about saving up for a house and maybe babies (I was 22 and still in school, she was 24 and making close to minimum wage). People like this are disasters because you will never, ever be the Good Christian Knight in Shining Armor they believe they deserve. Deep in their hearts they are already hatching Christian Mingle accounts. Anton Chigurh posted:Post pic, need to see that face and that rack. Boywhiz88 posted:Wet us up
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vyst posted:Those delicious thighs. Wrap those suckers around my face and I'll read scripture into your vagina
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Sep 10, 2015 05:08
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Otisburg posted:LG sub looking for her daddy dom to collar her, rich christ-loving dudes only Looks to me that daddy's cummies are pretty high calorie.
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Breetai posted:Looks to me that daddy's cummies are pretty high calorie. But since she's no doubt induced lactation to nurse him back so it should balance out. Must be a glandular problem. And cheeseburger addiction
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Honestly, you could have put a supermodel's picture under that profile and it would still be a repellent.
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 Exotik DragnEye My self-summary My name is Aslaug and I was born on Thanksgiving of 1991 in Nuremberg,Germany. My favorite snack is a Coldstone creamery ice cream mix ins. When I'm not rocking out to the easy-listening Nordic jams of my favorite artist, Wardruna, I like to listen to Spotify. P.s I am terrible at these lol What would be my highlights? All my life people have told me they are attracted to my eyes, accent, face, and how compassionate, open-minded and selfless I am. Still more to come, thinking.... At work I am told I am a hard worker, get the job done and am looked up to because of my customer service skills, follow ups with customers, and seriousness. Typical questions people tend to ask me: I have been married twice. Life is full of up and downs but we need to stay positive, especially with mental health. I am a Survivor or MST. ( For those who know what that is.) I seem to be attracted to Asian, especially Koreans, go figure. People seem to think I do not have tattoos, but I have 6 and not small ones. Yes, I am waiting for you to message me back :P I was born with a German/ Swedish soul, strength and motivation. I love to read, if you have not checked me reading list. Very versatile. Currently a Human Resources for said corporation. I am not humorous intentionally. No, I don't do drugs. I like to cook and bake. Asian men seem to melt my heart when I least expect it. I dress very Germanic now. Amber( The resin stone), woos me. Not I, said the fly.... ( Keep up with me.) I LOVE running and singing at the same time. Yes, I used to be a huge anime and Cosplayer. I am well endowed. I'm a Sagittarius, so that mean I love adventure. That's all I got for now. What I’m doing with my life I work a full-time nine to five job Monday to Friday for the last three years. Finishing my Associates, so I can become a police officer. Then Bachelors. Not looking forward to having to be a single mother. Raising my 7 month old. I’m really good at Languages Learning fast Compassion Being a mother Doing tasks assigned to me at 110% Smiling and being nice Loving Being understanding Being selfless alittle to much Taking care of others before my own self Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food A practical heathens guide to Asatru Any books by Edred Thorsson The book of Troth Leadership books Any books about Runes Norse mythology Pagan books Learning books about psychological disorders Neurosculpting Ptsd/Anxiety/BPD books for learning Practical Candleburning Rituals Korean, Japanese, Chinese language books KindaMama The Courage to Heal Be-Know-Do The 360 Leader Physical Endurance The Three-meter Zone Leadership Handbook, CLEP, ASVAB prep, and Officer Candidate School prep The six things I could never do without My daughter A roof over our head Food Being financially well off An education/college degree And new found spirituality Friends I spend a lot of time thinking about How I'm going to overcome obstacles Friendship Spirituality Barnes and Nobles and that next book haha My daughter Asians Psychological learning tools Self help How I can keep my job and succeed I need to make female friend a, STAT! Vikings the show How I can become and Officer. ( Dual meanings) On a typical Friday night I am Usually at home with my daughter Researching College courses Trying to have time for myself Re watching Vikings, Grim, Transparent, Parenthood or anything on Netflix and Amazon Prime. World of Warcraft Reading Starting college courses soon Trying to get rid of my Infiniti Q50 You should message me if You like mixed chicks Like children Don't mind getting coffee, lunch, and chatting. Start of as friends and see where it goes... Like Vikings Want an ear to listen to you ( Need someone to listen) Want advice The company of a pretty woman ( Not conceited) You will assist, mentor and serious about helping me be a successful O. ** I hope MST doesn't stand for Military Sexual Trauma 
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Sep 10, 2015 18:45
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Wet it up, asian dudes. This is your chance.
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Sep 10, 2015 18:52
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There's 3 pics in this profile. One really unflattering, one not too bad, and one that's decently attractive. Which one should I be expecting for my date? I already know the answer
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Sep 10, 2015 18:53
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Also jfc okcupid puts a rotator button so your pics don't have to be upside down.
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Business Gorillas posted:Also jfc okcupid puts a rotator button so your pics don't have to be upside down. What if you want it to be upside down because you're just so quirky?
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Hobohemian posted:What if you want it to be upside down because you're just so quirky? Its called Quick match since I'm not interested in spinning my phone around trying to understand what you look like *quietly swipes left and moves onto next fat girl or cute girl with a kid*
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Business Gorillas posted:*quietly swipes left and moves onto next fat girl or cute girl with a kid* The OKcupid experience.
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  A very serious Christian who is ok with casual encounters but.. My self-summary ****Please note:If you plan on talking intimately with me for several days then just dropping off the face of the planet like you never knew me, please do not even bother contacting me. Same goes for you creeps that have only rude sexual comments to make. I am way above that BS and am way out of your league. Call me shallow, stuck up, or a bitch, but I am not even wasting my precious time on assholes. I've done that enough.****** 36 year old mother of 2 daughters ages 17 and 15 and mom to two fur babies (a Pomeranian and a cat). I'm a Registered Nurse by trade and have been in healthcare for 20 years. I consider myself to be well educated and intellectual as well as articulate and a great debater. I crave any form of opportunity to learn or expose myself to new things as I require a lot of mental stimulation to be most happy. I also enjoy a moderate amount of physical activity, especially playing outdoors in the sun. Looks wise I'm a classic curvy woman and I love it! My curves are perfect and make me feel oh so sexy. The physical features I get complimented on most are my pouty/full lips, my light brown eyes, my (ahem) "rack" up front and "junk in the trunk." I weigh 178 lbs and am proud of it! Size 12 is fine by me and I am proud of my "tiger stripes" AKA stretch marks as they are from the 2 best things that ever happened to me. What I’m doing with my life IM a mom #1, a nurse by trade, and a woman who happens to be a little on the lonely side sometimes as I devote my life to kids and career. In my spare time I like scrap booking, good books, taking self improvement classes and workbooks, home bible study, keeping a small vegetable and/or flower garden, boating, fishing, having fires in my wooded backyard, and playing with my dog. I’m really good at Well, I think I am a pretty darn good cook, an excellent baker, and I totally can barbecue on the grill better than most guys. I am good at anything related to writing such as poetry or short story/persuasive essay. I am quite skilled at painting ceramics and putting together scrapbook collages with photos. I love photography, particularly nature and consider myself to be above average in this area. I have many talents, some of which you need to get to know me better before they can be revealed..... Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Books: anything by Stephen King, Dean Koontz, John Saul, Michael Crighton, or Whitley Streiber. Food: Love fresh salads and pitas. Always a sure bet with Italian or Greek. Chinese is a close second. Music: EVERYTHING except Country. Favs are Eminem, Nickelback, Imagine Dragons, Papa Roach, Hinder, anything 1980's, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zepplin, Neil Young, oh and all Hairbands like Def Leppard, Poison, Mötley Crüe, and Cinderella. Movies: Braveheart, Gladiator, Young Guns 1 & 2, Van Helsing, King Kong (2010), Pirates of the Caribbean series, Jurassic Park series, Spider-Man series, Blow, The Rum Diaries TV: News, Discovery Channel, Deadliest Catch, Americas Next Top Chef, Hells Kitchen, Storage Wars, Two and a Half Men, Scream Queens, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Pawn Stars, American Pickers The six things I could never do without 1.) My kids 2.) My pets, especially my dog! 3.) Coffee!!! 4.) Electricity, no "roughing it" while camping for me 5.) Intelligent conversations about deep subjects 6.) Access to water, love rivers, lakes, oceans. I spend a lot of time thinking about My future in general. Where is my career going? Should I go back to school and finish my degree? When and where would I like to do some mission work overseas? Do I want to move to a warmer climate (I have bad joints)? How are my girls going to turn out? Looking forward to planning their weddings and having grand babies someday. Am I ever going to have a wedding of my own? On a typical Friday night I am At home chilling out with a fire in my backyard or curled up on the hammock with a good book. Not really into the whole bar/club scene but would go with the right person on occasion. I enjoy walks on the pier or beach or in the woods. I like to boat and fish as well. No hunting, but I do want to learn to shoot a pistol and I love bows/archery. You should message me if ****Please note, Im not trying to be racist or superficial, just honest up fromt. i do not date men of color, hispanics, or Asian men. its the way I was brought up and also just a personal preference so please don't be offended. Also, if I look at your pics and profile and don't feel some connection or spark I have no problem saying so******If any of the answers or pics piques your interest, Please message me and we can talk more. I am not seeking to do a super serious relationship right away, but commitment is desired someday. Casual relationship is good for today. Please be aware I expect respect and honesty always and have no tolerance for lying, verbal abuse (or physical), or mind games. I am an honest straight forward person who has been through a lot in life and I need a good guy to be a friend and be there for me on every level. If that's not you then please keep looking.....
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 38 years old  Never married, no kids. I'm creative, artistic, intelligent, compassionate, independent, mischievous, liberal, into organic eating and taking care of my health, tattooed, and not into makeup or trends. Also, I'm interested in dating black men only for right now.
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^^^ Looks like I found a friend for this chick:  This is a small part of her profile.  Last week I didn't manage to meet with a girl due to our schedules and agreed to set something up this week. I come back after the weekend and her profile's disabled  Well she was supposedly "curvy" anyway so maybe I dodged a bullet here.
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I think the saddest thing I've seen on the okcupid are girls in their early 20s with those orangutan floppy titties. At least they don't try to hide it and thus do not swindle, but drat That's also the roughest 35 I've ever seen
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Sep 10, 2015 19:39
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Business Gorillas posted:That's also the roughest 35 I've ever seen Nurses work hard. And smoke.
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Sep 10, 2015 19:44
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caberham posted:Hope you guys find me sexy This is Literally my doppleganger but worse in every way.
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Business Gorillas posted:I think the saddest thing I've seen on the okcupid are girls in their early 20s with those orangutan floppy titties. At least they don't try to hide it and thus do not swindle, but drat Those poor floppers
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caberham posted:
at what point does one realize that any kind of romantic interpersonal relationships above casual dating are just not for you
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