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Lufiron posted:at what point does one realize that any kind of romantic interpersonal relationships above casual dating are just not for you depends on regdate
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caberham posted:
I hope i get epic loot when i plunder her booty
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Business Gorillas posted:I think the saddest thing I've seen on the okcupid are girls in their early 20s with those orangutan floppy titties. At least they don't try to hide it and thus do not swindle, but drat No kidding. She looks closer to 56 than to 36. Yikes.
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im very dissapointed no one made an epic mount joke
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Anton Chigurh posted:Post pic, need to see that face and that rack.  
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Sep 10, 2015 21:35
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I'd say your assessment was pretty accurate there. Thanks for posting the pics.
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Sep 10, 2015 21:53
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That is not a flattering angle for the candle snuffer she has in the middle of her face, but that's still no where near as bad as I was expecting.
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Sep 10, 2015 21:54
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Wet it up
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Boywhiz88 posted:Wet it up
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Sep 10, 2015 22:00
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I think you look great. You just need a nose job! *laugh track*
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Sep 10, 2015 22:14
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adrien brody lost a shitton of the weight for the pianist so i imagine rockin titties is the next logical step
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Boywhiz88 posted:Wet it up considering it
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Groovelord Neato posted:considering it She dresses decently and at least smiles for the camera, go for it who knows camera angles could be poo poo and she could also have a great personality
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Sep 10, 2015 22:36
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She looks pretty cute in the top pic, the bottom one might be angles or whatever. Go for it she seems chill and has a nice bod
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agreed, put your penis in her penis or however sex works
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i've yet to discover the mechanics but when i do i shall report back
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Groovelord Neato posted:i've yet to discover the mechanics but when i do i shall report back There are enough educational vids on line that can help you out, but when the time comes you'll know what to do
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Business Gorillas posted:adrien brody lost a shitton of the weight for the pianist so i imagine rockin titties is the next logical step  I see it now.
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My self-summary The Pop Rocks in your morning coffee. Or possibly the rat trap in your Apple Jacks. Either way, surprise inside! Cheeky. Effusive. Innumerate. Contralto. Charmingly neurotic. Between a giggle and a snicker. Kinda bossy. Cuter than you're thinking. Intentional. Dogged, even. Earnest. Biter. "Earnest biter" also works. Hmm. -- I've answered a billion loving match questions and explained many of them. You want to know specifics? Go fish. -- To those folks checking me out on their phones: asterisks denote links you can't click, slick. I know, I know. Already causing drama. What I’m doing with my life Aside from reeling from the existential weight of this prompt? Telling rape jokes.* Hint: this is a filtration system. I’m really good at being in charge. pattern recognition. being like three pe-- eight-- at least like four or five people. defying your paradigm. making my mom laugh. making God laugh? Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Single serving sample: Book: Let the Right One In. Movie: Black Swan. Show: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Music: Daveed Diggs. Food: Nectarines. The six things I could never do without are 1) reciprocal, productive, positive & meaningful relationships with other human beings a. people b. language* c. subject matter 2) novel experiences 3) goals 4) opportunities 5) time to reflect and 6) intermittent joy. ..7? http://www.dogshaming.com/ I spend a lot of time thinking about the next thing. Being present is super hard, guys. I think I need a Pressed Juicery. Maybe the vanilla almond one. Sorry, what? alt: how to get through the full moon once, just once, without waking up in Fryman Canyon sporting tattered yoga pants and the mother of all hangovers. On a typical Friday night I am talking to strangers. Or about them. Inevitably with enthusiasm, often with a bottle of wine, and ideally with you, if you're ideal, you know? You should message me if when you think about what you want to find, the words connection, communication, respect, & effort resonate. Or if you're Moshe Kasher. Or Aparna Nancherla. Or Dylan O'Brien. Or Aziz Ansari. Or really any other neurotic, witty, questionably effeminate dude* with a flare for dramatic irony and/or a scathingly self-aware sense of humor. Also please have a taste for painfully literal, kinda greysexual women. Bonus points to burners. *Chicks can totally also be dudes. Don't hate. Ah poo poo, I broke my asterisk system. -- (Ugh, okay, caveats: 1. Yes, yes. I am sex positive, dominant in the BDSM sense of the word, and my own odd little breed of non monogamous. That does not imply consent for you to interrogate me about my kinks or to masturbate in my inbox. Kindly note the "casual sex" box is NOT checked in my "looking for" section. Been there, done that, bored now. 2. Couples. You're not exempt. I get why you're confused. You're all BUT WE HAVE MORE GENITALS SO THE RULES ARE DIFFERENT RIGHT. Wrong. The fact that there are multiple sets of genitals going on in your situation does not make me more interested in touching them, you know, if they're not attached to cool people that I would otherwise want to touch. Here, a thing you can read that will show you what you look like*. Probably. I believe in you, non-smarmy couples. 3. Also giving you a separate bullet point to say essentially the same thing, people who prefer hierarchical non-monogamy (i.e. "primary" partner having people). Please read this* befo' you hit send. 4. If you're old enough to be my father, it hypothetically should have been a super scandalous teen pregnancy, yadadamean? Edit: Oh, gosh, sad face, one more: please don't be a dick. Like, in life, but definitely not in my vicinity; I'm a queer, godless, Jewish woman with an advanced degree in arguing and a zero tolerance policy for bullshit. Both a) facially misogynistic, racist, trans* and/or homophobic content and b) demonstrating willful ignorance of privilege are grounds for ignoring you, as a threshold matter. I screen based on match questions.) Also she's set as a "Gender Nonconforming, Woman" Coolness Averted fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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What a unique snowflake! So I looked up greysexual on internets and got this:urban dictionary posted:greysexual Everything needs a special title on the internet!
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Coolness Averted posted:What a unique snowflake! So I looked up greysexual on internets and got this: see i woulda thought 
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Yeah that's why I was looking it up, seeing it was some fun new fetish or kink, nope just tumblrista made up words.
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This is the kind of poo poo cluttering up my match list/suggestions. That and couples looking for unicorns.
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Sep 11, 2015 04:24
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okcupid is a depressing wasteland everywhere
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seriously use tinder it's low effort:dates ratio "swipe right" on the faces you want to do stuff to, briefly exchange words, suggest coffee/drinks. good times
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quote:You should message me if
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if only
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Not a txt but
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That's not even a katana that's like a No-Dachi or something. That is some next level poo poo.
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That's a 13 year old
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13 year old individuals should not be issued bladed weapons and corsets. Rather irresponsible imo.
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My self-summary Happily sitting at the juncture of technology, education, and geek culture. I'm in a committed but open relationship, and looking for other(s)— be it as friends, friends with benefits, play partners, or what have you. While I definitely have a predilection towards women, I'm also open to men and trans*. What I’m doing with my life Doing web design. Doing game design. Playing tabletop and video games. Watching TV or movies. Creating music. Reading a book, graphic novel, the internet. Eating delicious things. Walking the dog and feeding the cats. I’m really good at Gaming. Design. Writing. Music. Film. Literature. Nerd stuff. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Books: The Wheel of Time. H.P. Lovecraft. Moby-Dick. T.S. Eliot. Naked Lunch. A Song of Ice and Fire. Heinlein. Dune. Music: Smashing Pumpkins. Aphex Twin. Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Acid Mothers Temple. Ministry. Merzbow. Nine Inch Nails. Marilyn Manson. Napalm Death. Boris. Venetian Snares. Luke Vibert. Games: Doomtown. The Legend of Zelda. Mass Effect. Magic: The Gathering. Arkham Horror. Munchkin. Pandemic. Movies: Star Wars. David Lynch. Japanese horror. Akira Kurosawa. The Seventh Seal. David Cronenberg. Takashi Miike. Indiana Jones. Willy Wonka. TV: The X-Files. South Park. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's Always Sunny. Adventures of Brisco County Jr. Tim and Eric. Star Trek. King of the Hill. Adult Swim. Food: Pizza. Thai. Chinese. Indian. Chocolate. Regional cuisine from everywhere. Everything ever. The six things I could never do without iPod classic. The Wheel of Time. Pillows. Hair ties. A pen. Paper. I spend a lot of time thinking about Design problems. International news. Why I can't experience all the awesome things ever. What to start doing in the next ten minutes. How to organize things. On a typical Friday night I am Lately, watching a movie, playing video games, reading, etc. But I've been making a concerted effort to get out more. You should message me if ...you feel like subverting the normative gender dichotomy in which men are prescribed the role of active agent and initiator. (I want you to want me, as Cheap Trick once put it.) 
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Sep 11, 2015 17:48
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looks like a cool dude to play some munchkin with then braid eachothers hair tbh
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Munchkin is a poo poo-tier TTG. VVVVVVVVVVV Tabletop game. Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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Sep 11, 2015 19:14
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You're supposed to trade those cards? I thought it was a complete deck in the box.
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Sep 11, 2015 19:49
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Why do guys with long hair not wash their drat hair? loving seriously you don't have to wash it every day but if you're going out..!!!  And lift some weights tubby!
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I'm too lazy to copy out all the [timg] tags for this one so browse the album yourself.
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Shumagorath posted:I'm too lazy to copy out all the [timg] tags for this one so browse the album yourself.  wood
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Judging by the phone/carrier these are all from the same guy? Tinder is a weird place e: but i do like watermelon 
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Ratjaculation posted:Judging by the phone/carrier these are all from the same guy? Tinder is a weird place I'd probably gently caress a girl with a watermelon on her head all things considered
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