KoldPT posted:

Guess which lovely online retailer is resorting to cheap marketing tactics?

https://www.direct2drive.com/#!/pc

KoldPT posted:

they're edge masters

ShadowMar posted:

looks like direct2drive's next sale got leaked

Ozz81 posted:

Yay, I'm at the ER for some pretty bad abdominal pain, haven't been able to keep food down almost 24 hours & fever of 101. No idea what it is yet, no appendicitis (had it removed 20 years ago), no hernia, getting a CT scan soon to see what the hell is going on. Can't tell if its a bug, food poisoning from the pizza I ate last night or something else. Wish me luck on not having to get my guts invaded

Shnooks posted:

Did you eat some underwear because usually that's what happens with my patients

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

It's probably the debilitating depression talking but I can't imagine being that excited about something I achieved myself, to say nothing about feeling that way about something someone else does

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:

Yes, yes it is. I've been there. Thankfully I was able to get through it. Trust me. 19 to 31. You're probably unable to understand other people expressing joy because you're unable to express it in yourself. Thoughts of suicide, that no one will miss you when you're dead, that you're no good, that you deserve death, that nothing matters. Well, that last part is true at least.

Do whatever you want. You're going to anyways. One day once you're long dead the sun will explode and envelope our solar system and destroy everything unless we can get off this poo poo pebble of a planet and travel the stars. And even then I doubt our future people will dig up every grave on earth and take us with them. So unless you write a terrific book or make an awesome movie or impact humanity in some great way be prepared to be forgotten. Murder prostitutes. Get pegged or cucked. Climb some dumb mountain. Be in a band and gently caress a bunch of chicks. It really doesn't matter.

Learn to lose your ego. Learn to quit caring what people think of you. Learn to care about what you think about yourself. Know that there is always someone better. Improve yourself as you see need fit. Everything takes time. Don't give up on something because you can't master it the first time you try or the 100th time you try. Don't expect to ever get swole like most pictures that get posted in this thread. You pretty much have to be crazy to get super ripped. Retarded dedication. Someone who can see small victories along the way, every day, like some retard who's like Rainman.

Teach yourself cognitive behavioral therapy. Learn to understand how you act around people and how you perceive them and how you think. Depression tends to come with anxiety. Learn to notice when your foot starts bouncing during a sit down conversation. Learn to notice other people doing it during conversations. Think about why your foot is bouncing. It is because you're afraid of screwing up the conversation in one way or another. Then realize that is why the other person bounce their foot. Once you notice this and realize it, on both sides, you'll understand and the needing to bounce your foot will lessen. Learn to realize when you're thinking negatively and stop it. Whatever it takes. Think 'uh oh it's going south again' and then think about something positive that happened in your life. Rewire your brain, yourself.

We are star dust. Don't worry. Everything is going to be ok. Unless you're like walking down a dark alley and some dude pulls a gun and starts to demand your wallet. At that point you hosed up and you should expect to be shot a few times no matter what you do. What were you thinking, walking down a dark alley without a legally registered concealed handgun? And even then, unless your name is Travis Bickle, you don't have the gun on some sort of rail rack that slings a gun that's under your jacket from your forearm to hand for quick and easy shooting. Even then you already took a round to the neck and even if you survive you probably don't have that thing legally registered so you're going to prison anyways.

Look for weakness in other people and tell yourself that you can do better than them. It worked for me. I intimidate my boss because I'm so calm all of the time. It freaks him out because he's used to intimidating others. They say to imagine everyone in their underwear - I imagine what people would look like as if I.S.I.S. was cutting their heads off. Not that I want to do that to them, but just to remind myself that I am human and vulnerable just like everyone else.

Girls love pecs btw.

Egbert Souse posted:

Oh god what have I done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW6BJSgQkQI

This is why you don't trust a thumbnail on how a render will look for animation.

Stroop There It Is posted:

Subjunctive posted:

Explain this one to me?

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:

Yes, yes it is. I've been there. Thankfully I was able to get through it. Trust me. 19 to 31. You're probably unable to understand other people expressing joy because you're unable to express it in yourself. Thoughts of suicide, that no one will miss you when you're dead, that you're no good, that you deserve death, that nothing matters. Well, that last part is true at least.

Do whatever you want. You're going to anyways. One day once you're long dead the sun will explode and envelope our solar system and destroy everything unless we can get off this poo poo pebble of a planet and travel the stars. And even then I doubt our future people will dig up every grave on earth and take us with them. So unless you write a terrific book or make an awesome movie or impact humanity in some great way be prepared to be forgotten. Murder prostitutes. Get pegged or cucked. Climb some dumb mountain. Be in a band and gently caress a bunch of chicks. It really doesn't matter.

Learn to lose your ego. Learn to quit caring what people think of you. Learn to care about what you think about yourself. Know that there is always someone better. Improve yourself as you see need fit. Everything takes time. Don't give up on something because you can't master it the first time you try or the 100th time you try. Don't expect to ever get swole like most pictures that get posted in this thread. You pretty much have to be crazy to get super ripped. Retarded dedication. Someone who can see small victories along the way, every day, like some retard who's like Rainman.

Teach yourself cognitive behavioral therapy. Learn to understand how you act around people and how you perceive them and how you think. Depression tends to come with anxiety. Learn to notice when your foot starts bouncing during a sit down conversation. Learn to notice other people doing it during conversations. Think about why your foot is bouncing. It is because you're afraid of screwing up the conversation in one way or another. Then realize that is why the other person bounce their foot. Once you notice this and realize it, on both sides, you'll understand and the needing to bounce your foot will lessen. Learn to realize when you're thinking negatively and stop it. Whatever it takes. Think 'uh oh it's going south again' and then think about something positive that happened in your life. Rewire your brain, yourself.

We are star dust. Don't worry. Everything is going to be ok. Unless you're like walking down a dark alley and some dude pulls a gun and starts to demand your wallet. At that point you hosed up and you should expect to be shot a few times no matter what you do. What were you thinking, walking down a dark alley without a legally registered concealed handgun? And even then, unless your name is Travis Bickle, you don't have the gun on some sort of rail rack that slings a gun that's under your jacket from your forearm to hand for quick and easy shooting. Even then you already took a round to the neck and even if you survive you probably don't have that thing legally registered so you're going to prison anyways.

Look for weakness in other people and tell yourself that you can do better than them. It worked for me. I intimidate my boss because I'm so calm all of the time. It freaks him out because he's used to intimidating others. They say to imagine everyone in their underwear - I imagine what people would look like as if I.S.I.S. was cutting their heads off. Not that I want to do that to them, but just to remind myself that I am human and vulnerable just like everyone else.

Girls love pecs btw.

Grey Fox posted:

Schrödinger's Merch: dumb and amazing at the same time

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan™ Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk The Needs of the Many Ornament



http://shop.hallmark.com/ornaments/...995QXI2587.html

Instant Sunrise posted:

i get the context for spock to be wearing that huge oven mitt, but drat if it doesn't look ridiculous

davidspackage posted:

Break Spock off that ornament and get a Barbie kitchen set, and you turn tragedy into Spock making Christmas dinner.

Stroop There It Is posted:

Orcs and Ostriches posted:

Just man up and get a nice suit. You'll need a ring too, normally 3 months salary or whatever. You're in school so you're probably broke as gently caress, so just use a few months of your loan or aid money. Get down on your knee in front of her and ask her to marry you. When she says no, say good. It was just a joke, let's go for coffee. If for some reason she says yes, get engaged I guess.

my wheelhouse posted:

tumor looking batty posted:

i can see her pussy..

hugepeeler posted:

turn your monitor on

trapped mouse posted:

trapped mouse posted:

wyntyr posted:

Care to enlighten an idiot about what the here is?

wyntyr posted:

Care to enlighten an idiot about what the here is?

wyntyr posted:

Care to enlighten an idiot about what the here is?

mind the walrus posted:

"PC Reflection" jokes will have a hard time topping this one:

djwetmouse posted:

Paladinus posted:

9/11 was an inside job is an inside joke.

(someone make a comic about this, I'm too lazy)

Hogge Wild posted:

Greatbacon posted:

man, loss.jpg edits just get weirder and weirder...

Evilreaver posted:

Raping a garbage disposal is a mistake you only make once

Lady Naga posted:

Really of all the films to do posters for, they chose one of the best and most iconic ones out there.

Eagerly awaiting Mondo's Godfather poster designs.

oddium posted:

i got a sneak peek, but you have to promise that this won't leave this thread:

Allen Wren posted:

clearly that's an early sketch, where's the eyesearing colors?

e: oh here they are

Adventure Pigeon posted:

"Hmmm... how do I calm the agitated masses and restore dignity to my game in this time of trouble"

*begins to type out the word 'Gamergate'*

Friendly Tumour posted:

poo poo is going nuclear and many posts have been made

background:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/features/14715-CIG-Employees-Talk-Star-Citizen-and-the-State-of-the-Company
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/14979-Chairmans-Response-To-The-Escapist

kalstrams posted:

That's lots of words about internet drama and western video game Mavrodi. Could you write a tl;dr of sorts?

kalstrams posted:

That's lots of words about internet drama and western video game Mavrodi. Could you write a tl;dr of sorts?

Heresiarch posted:

Star Citizen and The Escapist are both terrible, now they are fighting. Bad editorial policy is running into bad PR choices and it is a giant mess where everybody involved is going to end up covered in poo poo.

kalstrams posted:

I see. Star Citizen is a gift that keeps giving.

Wedemeyer posted:

kalstrams posted:

I see. Star Citizen is a gift that keeps giving.

simplefish posted:

you're thinking of cold sores which is herpes but not the sex herpes, it's the grandma kiss herpes

of course you can still get the grandma kiss herpes on your sexy bits if you're a loving idiot (or really like granny blowjobs idk)

Laserjet 4P posted:

Star Citizen is what you keep giving gifts to.

Alaois posted:

this poo poo doesn't make any sense to anybody who doesn't spend an hour a day masturbating to the Jurassic Park poster

Alaois posted:

this poo poo doesn't make any sense to anybody who doesn't spend an hour a day masturbating to the Jurassic Park poster

TheFallenEvincar posted:

From what I can tell Star Citizen is basically a cult except with no chance of getting laid or the merciful exit of mass suicide? Not even black nikes