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Otisburg posted:Assuming for the sake of the hypothetical some nanocoating that lets you survive long enough to jack it, would the force of your ejaculate leaving your body be enough to propel you, albeit very slowly, in the other direction? Yes but it would also put you into a spin about your waist.
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Otisburg posted:Assuming for the sake of the hypothetical some nanocoating that lets you survive long enough to jack it, would the force of your ejaculate leaving your body be enough to propel you, albeit very slowly, in the other direction? You are already picturing U.S. soldiers arrayed on the back of a new generation of rockets, splooging into space to propel it forward. And yes, it would work. 
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It'd be pretty cool if you jerked off into space and your jizz froze and got stuck in earth's orbit as space debris. Thousands of years in the future, there's some sort of Noah's ark scenario where the last of humanity is fleeing the planet on a single ship and your jizz goes straight through the hull and kills the captain. Humanity is wiped out because of your dilz
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Sep 30, 2015 19:51
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Otisburg posted:Assuming for the sake of the hypothetical some nanocoating that lets you survive long enough to jack it, would the force of your ejaculate leaving your body be enough to propel you, albeit very slowly, in the other direction?
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Sep 30, 2015 20:05
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this dude who was a 20% match, who believes abortion and same-sex relationships are wrong, messaged me "What's up." i'd think that if i was so wildly incompatible with a guy i was into, i'd make at least a little effort to send a funny/interesting first message.
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Sep 30, 2015 20:07
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If I was a woman and I got an unsolicited dick pic I would send back blue waffle
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YeahTubaMike posted:this dude who was a 20% match, who believes abortion and same-sex relationships are wrong, messaged me "What's up." i'd think that if i was so wildly incompatible with a guy i was into, i'd make at least a little effort to send a funny/interesting first message. come on hot and heavy and tell him you want to have his abortion, report back to thread. tia
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Sep 30, 2015 20:56
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While he has sex with another dude?
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Sep 30, 2015 21:12
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I would like to have sex.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:37
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The first radiotransmissions we pick up from an alien species is just going to be hordes of alien dick pics all scrambled together and static-y.
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Sep 30, 2015 23:36
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big_brother posted:On one hand it's weird creepy and gross that dudes send dicks willy nilly, but on the other hand people need to chill out its a dick not a severed deer's head. Yet a person can have that on their profile pic. Go figure. sending unsolicited dick pics is the same as flashing someone but for some reason broken brained men thinks it's not as bad because???
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Sep 30, 2015 23:45
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I'm saying nudity in general shouldn't be something people get so worked up about. If public nudity was legal I'd walk around in the buff from time to time. Tits, dicks, pussy and rear end are just body parts like any other.
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Oct 1, 2015 00:06
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Dienes posted:I just respond to unsolicited dick pics with a pic of a different, larger dick. I read tumblr too
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Oct 1, 2015 00:33
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big_brother posted:I'm saying nudity in general shouldn't be something people get so worked up about. If public nudity was legal I'd walk around in the buff from time to time. Tits, dicks, pussy and rear end are just body parts like any other. what are you not getting about this. am i getting taint reaped.
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big_brother posted:I'm saying nudity in general shouldn't be something people get so worked up about. If public nudity was legal I'd walk around in the buff from time to time. Tits, dicks, pussy and rear end are just body parts like any other. Even at nudist camps it's frowned upon to walk around with a boner. Sending a picture of your hard-on is making someone else an unwitting partner to your sexyal gratification. Goons get worked up about creepy fetishists who do creepy fetish stuff in public and this is exactly the same idea just without a fursuit or whatever.
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Oct 1, 2015 01:40
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paco650 posted:I would like to have sex.
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big_brother posted:I'm saying nudity in general shouldn't be something people get so worked up about. If public nudity was legal I'd walk around in the buff from time to time. Tits, dicks, pussy and rear end are just body parts like any other. Plus that's what fetlife is for if you really want to go that route,but Meh to that.
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Oct 1, 2015 02:00
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cyberia posted:Even at nudist camps it's frowned upon to walk around with a boner. but boners aren't voluntary wth
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Oct 1, 2015 03:41
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Groovelord Neato posted:but boners aren't voluntary wth it's a faux pas that shows a lack of self control much like making GBS threads and pissing all over yourself instead of holding it til you get to a toilet
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Oct 1, 2015 04:41
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quote:My self-summary
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Oct 1, 2015 04:58
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I'm so scared of being alone that I treat romantic relationships like job prospects: can't put my two weeks notice until I have another lined up also I might be mooching off my current bf, you need to be "mature" and take care of my financial needs
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Oct 1, 2015 05:07
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Lufiron posted:I'm so scared of being alone that I treat romantic relationships like job prospects: can't put my two weeks notice until I have another lined up anyone who fits her description is going to be almost immediately chased away by the total shitstorm of casually dating her while she's still seeing someone and then her dumping her current boyfriend for him  here's a conversation about animals:  "what's your favorite animal?" person going to school to be a vet - "a dog."
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Oct 1, 2015 05:29
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Ok? 
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Oct 1, 2015 06:01
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i figure you'd have a type of dog that you'd like, not just "dog"
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Oct 1, 2015 06:09
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Business Gorillas posted:My heart physically aches all the time. She should consult a physician.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:11
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Business Gorillas posted:i figure you'd have a type of dog that you'd like, not just "dog" You didn't ask what type.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:25
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Business Gorillas posted:i figure you'd have a type of dog that you'd like, not just "dog" What's your favorite type of train? Don't lie, it's obvious you have one.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:26
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Love a woman who can handle an owl tbh
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Oct 1, 2015 06:28
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Hobohemian posted:What's your favorite type of train? Don't lie, it's obvious you have one. It's more like he asked what her favorite type of moving vehicle was and she answered car and he got mad she didn't answer sky blue tercel.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:28
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:It's more like he asked what her favorite type of moving vehicle was and she answered car and he got mad she didn't answer sky blue tercel. I wasn't making an analogy, I was calling him autistic.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:36
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Hobohemian posted:I wasn't making an analogy, I was calling him autistic. Oh, gently caress. just got it. mayhems my autism shows as well
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Oct 1, 2015 06:37
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I like dogs, and having sex, too.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:39
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paco650 posted:I like dogs, and having sex, too. World traveled guy right here
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Oct 1, 2015 06:40
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Cumming doesn't provide enough delta-v to drop jizz out of a solar orbit. I'm afraid you'd have to already be falling into the sun in order to jack off into it.
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Oct 1, 2015 10:03
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how can people still use this site with tinder around? there's no way it's anything like it was 3-4 years ago
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Oct 1, 2015 10:18
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I'd probably have just as much success as I do on tinder: *First like received in 6 months.* That mural is pretty cool in your last pic. Where was that taken? *Unmatched*
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Oct 1, 2015 11:05
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I am a strong, dominant, and forceful personality. I know what I want and I take it, sometimes by force. If you can't handle that then I suggest you look elsewhere.
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Oct 1, 2015 11:07
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toggle posted:Love a woman who can handle an owl tbh you love owls? what a coincidence I love hooters
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:how can people still use this site with tinder around? there's no way it's anything like it was 3-4 years ago The introverts are more likely to use OKC in my experience.
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computer parts posted:The introverts are more likely to use OKC in my experience. Lot easier to weed out the crazies as well when you can read a long form super special snowflake profile
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