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Xandu posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poochselfie/pooch-selfie-the-best-way-to-capture-selfies-with?ref=category_popular Seems like a great way of encouraging dogs to snatch people's phones out of their hands
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kjetting posted:I like that in an age where most smart devices have customizable backgrounds and you can put in whatever image you like, this guy invents a device where you can switch between three preset backgrounds. hey babe, i got these flowers for you
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Skyridge posted:Courtesy of retsupurae, there's this abomination. There aren't enough pysducks alive to express how  Incredible.
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Leal posted:I like the "3 faceplates to help you get laid" and one of them is a blank screen. In case a bird asks you what time it is, obviously. You simply say 'let me just check my smartwatch, baby' and she's yours. Just be careful not to slip on her fanny juices.
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heavily saturated dark red is the most erotic color I'll have you know e: at the end it's just black, but I think at the beginning it was red. Germstore has a new favorite as of 23:03 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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That they only say "girls" and never, ever say "women" is incredibly telling of the mindset of these people. I swear to god the only reason they say "girls" in the promo video is to avoid saying the pickup artist trademark of "females" and giving away their whole hand at once.
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CJacobs posted:That they only say "girls" and never, ever say "women" is incredibly telling of the mindset of these people. I swear to god the only reason they say "girls" in the video is to avoid saying the pickup artist trademark of "females" and giving away their whole hand at once. "These people" is the creepy old dude I posted in the last page. From the indiegogo campaign itself
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I meant pickup artists in general. But that guy is also especially creepy.
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The phone feature of the watch is for the "girls" to call the police with.
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The MSJ posted:The phone feature of the watch is for the "girls" to call the police with. Granos is involved in this kickstarter?
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Segmentation Fox posted:Granos is involved in this kickstarter? The only thing missing is a tranq dart launcher but maybe that's what the hypnosis is for.
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From the makers of the Autoblow 2(tm) comes the 3FAP: (Probably NSFW https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/3fap-3-textured-orifices-with-suction-for-men#/ )
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stillvisions posted:From the makers of the Autoblow 2(tm) comes the 3FAP: So how the gently caress are you supposed to comfortably hold the fucker so you can beat off with it
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for the sake of honesty they should include a video of someone trying to clean that out after use.
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stillvisions posted:From the makers of the Autoblow 2(tm) comes the 3FAP: Put it in the mouth - it's a zigzag pattern!
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To be fair this one beat the one that was two belt sanders, a heating element and a lube dispenser but I still can't picture the kind of person who'd think it's a good idea to stick your dick in it.
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The laser razor is nearing 4 millions.
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The multi fleshlight thing could have a laser to shave your dick at the same time #hackthefap
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I expect the laser razor product will never be shipped as it will need all kinds of authorizations for using lasers near the skin. And if it does, I expect dozens of trials for injuries caused by said lasers. Maybe even someone loosing sight. Not even mentioning it won't shave anything
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Non Serviam posted:The laser razor is nearing 4 millions. Have they bothered with anymore updates since 6, or are they bunkering down because they know if they just stay quiet for two more weeks they'll walk away with millions free and clear. I swear kickstarter has become the living embodiment of ptbarnum. Edit: haha. They had that one update a week in when they were at 1.5 million. Way to be supportive of the idiot saps funding your razor, skarp. (Just noticed skarp is an anagram of skrap and kraps...really makes you think) Autechresaint has a new favorite as of 21:54 on Oct 7, 2015 |
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Also now that I'm thinking about it, they should probably add a disclaimer "not suited for black skins"
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Morglon posted:I still can't picture the kind of person who'd think it's a good idea to stick your dick in it. You're not really trying, then.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:for the sake of honesty they should include a video of someone trying to clean that out after use. From the campaign page it looks like the case opens so you can take the sleeves out to clean them. I don't really understand what advantages this has versus owning multiple fleshlights (or even one fleshlight with multiple sleeves) but I guess some people just really want a set of panpipes they can play with their dick.
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Subjunctive posted:You're not really trying, then. And I don't want to.
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I am glad they took the time to define "fapping", and I'm somewhat saddened to discover that apparently lube can't be shipped to Australia.
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stillvisions posted:From the makers of the Autoblow 2(tm) comes the 3FAP: How did this pass indiegogo's standards department? Don't they have rules against adult content? I mean, offbeatr exists for a reason. Noyemi K posted:So how the gently caress are you supposed to comfortably hold the fucker so you can beat off with it The thumbnail for the video says it all, even before getting to the actual dimensions. It's huge. The thing about Fleshlights and Tengas is that, when capped, they look like inconspicuous cylinders. The Fleshlight is even supposed to resemble a flashlight, hence the name. And even if someone could guess what it was on first glance, they're small enough to hide. The 3FAP, on the contrary, is about the size of a 3 pack of Bounty paper towels. And that's the "Small" size. If this guy hadn't manufactured a sex toy before, I would have thought this was some sort of performance art or crowdfunding-site prank. Young Freud has a new favorite as of 09:53 on Oct 8, 2015 |
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Young Freud posted:How did this pass indiegogo's standards department? Don't they have rules against adult content? I mean, offbeatr exists for a reason. This is the closest I could find in their Terms of Use: quote:Indiegogo is not a place for hatred, abuse, discrimination, disrespect, profanity, meanness, harassment, or spam quote:Do not post images or videos that are sexually explicit or post links to sites that contain sexually explicit material or show people or animals being hurt or degraded;
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Young Freud posted:How did this pass indiegogo's standards department? Don't they have rules against adult content? I mean, offbeatr exists for a reason. Dude's got a giant fist sex toy on his bed in that pic showing him learning how to do 3D printing or whatever on his laptop, so I think he just assumes everyone proudly displays their giant-rear end sex toys (and giant rear end-sex toys) in the background of photos and when their parents and colleagues are over for dinner.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Dude's got a giant fist sex toy on his bed in that pic showing him learning how to do 3D printing or whatever on his laptop, so I think he just assumes everyone proudly displays their giant-rear end sex toys (and giant rear end-sex toys) in the background of photos and when their parents and colleagues are over for dinner. There is definitely a weird subculture of gross dudes like Kevin Smith who share way too much info about their masturbatory aids and try and couch it as 'haha aren't I so wacky" with a little "yeah well how come it's OK for a woman to own a vibrator but when a man does it  " thrown in for good measure.
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Sleeveless posted:There is definitely a weird subculture of gross dudes like Kevin Smith who share way too much info about their masturbatory aids and try and couch it as 'haha aren't I so wacky" with a little "yeah well how come it's OK for a woman to own a vibrator but when a man does it I didn't know that about Kevin Smith, but I don't really want to know that about Kevin Smith so I'm not going to google any further into what you're talking about 
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Young Freud posted:How did this pass indiegogo's standards department? Don't they have rules against adult content? I mean, offbeatr exists for a reason. Offbeatr makes you have a coherent plan, and prove interest from the site's members before they'll let you start asking for money. Honestly it's way more due dilligence than Indiegogo or Kickstarter, which has a lot to do with why Offbeatr projects almost always succeed in funding and apparently also deliver almost all the time.
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I don't know why you guys are complaining. I think it's absolutely not insane to have a sex toy the size of an Xbox.
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Non Serviam posted:I don't know why you guys are complaining. I think it's absolutely not insane to have a sex toy the size of an Xbox. Why not just gently caress your xbox like a normal person?
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cyberia posted:From the campaign page it looks like the case opens so you can take the sleeves out to clean them. I don't really understand what advantages this has versus owning multiple fleshlights (or even one fleshlight with multiple sleeves) but I guess some people just really want a set of panpipes they can play with their dick. why not have just ONE tightening knob & have the three holes form a Y pattern so at least you can grip it like bike handles? or like a dick smellin ninja star. you could clean it just by throwing it really hard.
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Young Freud posted:How did this pass indiegogo's standards department? Don't they have rules against adult content? I mean, offbeatr exists for a reason. It's not the first sex toy to go on indiegogo, won't be the last. From what I remember, even the best to come out of there was no better than mediocre. This one isn't even close to the worst. Not in terms of grossness or whatever, I mean in the "is potentially capable of giving you an orgasm" sense.
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Amphigory posted:I thought Offbeatr was the name of a sex toy for a minute there Nope, it's where furries pay for their porn.
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steinrokkan posted:Nope, it's where furries pay for their porn. Why would people pay for any kind of porn? Don't they know how to use google?
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Morglon posted:Why would people pay for any kind of porn? Don't they know how to use google? I don't claim I have an explanation, I just know - thanks to the F+ podcast - that furries pay for porn, even if its just lovely comics.
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Morglon posted:Why would people pay for any kind of porn? Don't they know how to use google? Anyone can get normal porn. People with bizarre fetishes don't have the same sort of free selection, and the weirder their tastes trend the more they have to rely on paying.
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