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im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Primal sex is exactly what it sounds like, you stupid goons.

ageplay too gross, though. Fucken yikes. I think someone got banned for defending it once, in these very forums.

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Sazabi
Feb 15, 2014

A-MA-ZON!!

paco650 posted:

Primal sex is exactly what it sounds like, you stupid goons.

ageplay too gross, though. Fucken yikes. I think someone got banned for defending it once, in these very forums.

Or so the legend goes:ghost::spooky:

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I always make my dates poop in the yard, good character building exercise imo.

And if sweetie can do a deep bum to ground, heels down squat while pooping, you marry that lady

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

computer parts posted:

Oh, so that dd/lg stuff?

cummies and eggies

MasterControl
Jul 28, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Just a few pictures I thought goons would like.








imagine a hand job from those nails. Yiikes.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

quote:



imagine a hand job from those nails. Yiikes.

Yes please!:eyepop:

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
You should message me if

you love a good blunt..
you have good morals and intentions
or else dnt fuk with me

you're not fukn retarded having nothing better to do then fuk with me tlkn poo poo disrespecting me like any good bitch would answer some bullshit about if they're dtf or some shmuk rear end poo poo I clearly dnt fuk around or no wtf I even have this site for bcuz guys are boys these days and dnt no what a man is..sad one ruins it for ther rest. I'm the sweetest chill grl til given reason not to be

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Gross dude.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

MasterControl posted:

imagine a hand job from those nails. Yiikes.

Me likey

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

How do people even look like that in their 30's? Like, I know that there's a modern tendency for people to be sedentary sacks of poo poo, but how much damage do you do to your body, and how, in order to look like that?

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Breetai posted:

How do people even look like that in their 30's? Like, I know that there's a modern tendency for people to be sedentary sacks of poo poo, but how much damage do you do to your body, and how, in order to look like that?

Sun-baked obesity is a helluva drug. Luckily, all my years of basement dwelling have left my 29-year-old flesh smooth and pliant, although my back looks like a loving ampersand and I literally groan and creak like Dracula's castle whenever I stand up from sitting for more than an hour.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
People lie about their age on dating sites, the

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Had this chat with someone.

:radcat: - what's your favorite thing about satan? I'm also a fan of satan.
:stare: - abortions.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Business Gorillas posted:

Had this chat with someone.

:radcat: - what's your favorite thing about satan? I'm also a fan of satan.
:stare: - abortions.

Not down with anal. Calling it.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

hail satan

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
satan whale

unholy grail

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
These meme phrases are making me testy.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

notZaar posted:

These meme phrases are making me testy.

My testes are making these meme phrases! :gizz:

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Somebody call the Cum Police, we've got a rager here!

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

hmmm owner ... yeah thats me altho i spell it pwner :c00lbert:

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

some of the chicks posted itt recently would prob be rather attractive if they didn't so aggressively try to look weird and edgy as gently caress

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

jfood posted:

Somebody call the Cum Police, we've got a rager here!

you rang? :twisted:


I took this quiz and nearly all of my results were orange or red-tier. I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

im cute fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Oct 12, 2015

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
What on earth is "brat"? Subaru Brat cosplay? Acting like A brat? Idgi

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Captain Yossarian posted:

What on earth is "brat"? Subaru Brat cosplay? Acting like A brat? Idgi

It's a naughty little girl who needs a good hard spanking/beating before daddy will agree to feed her his cummies.

Basically, horrible pedo roleplay with sadomasochism predicated on one partner 'misbehaving' thrown in for good measure.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Can we auto ban anyone that uses the phrase "cummies" even to explain it?

Seriously it's hosed up and bad.

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?

Paul Zuvella posted:

Can we auto ban anyone that uses the phrase "cummies" even to explain it?

Seriously it's hosed up and bad.

Make it retroactive.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Paul Zuvella posted:

Can we auto ban anyone that uses the phrase "cummies" even to explain it?

Seriously it's hosed up and bad.

The origin of cummies is great though

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Breetai posted:

It's a naughty little girl who needs a good hard spanking/beating before daddy will agree to feed her his cummies.

Basically, horrible pedo roleplay with sadomasochism predicated on one partner 'misbehaving' thrown in for good measure.

I should have just assumed it was gross and weird, thank you

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

vyst posted:

The origin of cummies is great though

do go on

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."


On second thought.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

"daddy" "feeding" "cummies"

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

train your roommate's bird to screech "cummies!" every time it sees a woman.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



is the reason why i'm attracting so many fat, open relationship girls is because i'm also fat?

does fatness breed poly people?

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

Business Gorillas posted:

is the reason why i'm attracting so many fat, open relationship girls is because i'm also fat?

Don't they just message every single person?

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Business Gorillas posted:

is the reason why i'm attracting so many fat, open relationship girls is because i'm also fat?

does fatness breed poly people?

I wanna believe the same thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke0nzpMIyNo

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

paco650 posted:

train your roommate's bird to screech "cummies!" every time it sees a woman.

What region of the country are you in where cummies is used? In my region its cumzies

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

neonbregna posted:

What region of the country are you in where cummies is used? In my region its cumzies

What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

neonbregna posted:

What region of the country are you in where cummies is used? In my region its cumzies

I've lived in the San Francisco Bay Area for 20 years, and we are experts on cum-o's over here.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

"whoops i did a cumsie in your hair"

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



In Cleveland we call it cumpop

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