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Expansion Cup banner dump You guys have done a great job, because I get even fewer of the references than usual.
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# ? Oct 11, 2015 21:32 |
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DOOP posted:The Blackhawks have won three stanley cups, gently caress off with this poo poo I'm the same way about the New York Giants, even with a) the two recent Super Bowls and b) acknowledging how mediocre they are.
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# ? Oct 11, 2015 21:40 |
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Kid Elberfeld to AAA. Hanley Ramirez to the bench. Robin Yount to starting SS, both lineups. & let's go crazy and flip-flop Alomar and Ott; Alomar bats third, Ott fifth. Joe Nathan, John Franco and Sam McDowell down to AAA. Replace with Jeff Reardon (short relief), Slim Love (middle relief) and Lefty Gomez (long relief). Spreadsheet Need more deadballers in Florida City, people, trade them to me!
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# ? Oct 11, 2015 22:09 |
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DOOP posted:The Blackhawks have won three stanley cups, gently caress off with this poo poo I'm sorry the free writing that you were under no obligation to read was not to your liking. I'll try and do better in the future.
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# ? Oct 11, 2015 22:14 |
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Sub-Par Week 16 Injury Report Alethkar Shardblades Brian Giles (RF) (Insert joke relevant to whatever fantasy universe this team is from) - 28 days Antarctic Coldplayers Greg Maddux (SP) (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa (Sad Song)) - 15 days Oventje's Decroux Sandy Koufax (SP) (Good thing you got a new pitcher) - 22 days Stoned Lightning Mike Scott (SP) (Upon further review, not ready for the starting rotation) - 11 days
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# ? Oct 11, 2015 22:30 |
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gingemidget posted:Expansion Cup banner dump Thank you for the hard work!
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# ? Oct 11, 2015 22:38 |
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Even better than I had hoped.
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# ? Oct 11, 2015 22:56 |
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WHELP! Bring Brown back to SP4
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# ? Oct 11, 2015 23:09 |
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Ice To Meet You posted:Sub-Par Week 16 Injury Report Put Kiner in all lineups for Giles
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# ? Oct 11, 2015 23:22 |
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I only just realized today the Phillies and Cubs have never met in the playoffs before. That could be something to look forward to, if the Phillies ever make the postseason again.gingemidget posted:Expansion Cup banner dump I'm actually kind of pissed this one isn't animating.
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# ? Oct 11, 2015 23:35 |
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Cultists Send down Ott, call up Sheffield. Swap Bradman and Hornsby in the batting order. Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Oct 11, 2015 |
# ? Oct 11, 2015 23:43 |
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Heck yeahhh. Thank you!
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 00:05 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge! You have Darrell Evans in both your lineup and bench, so unless you actually have 2 of them you should add another player. ZenVulgarity! Assuming there won't be many big changes I just used your signup thread roster, but I do need minors guys whenever you have time. DOOP! the jeter head in your banner is making me giggle really hard Monicro fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Oct 12, 2015 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:I'm sorry the free writing that you were under no obligation to read was not to your liking. I'll try and do better in the future. I wasn't being entirely serious But the Blackhawks won three Cups, so gently caress them yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees thx mentholmoose posted:I'm actually kind of pissed this one isn't animating. I have no idea how to do that Feel free to try tho Monicro posted:DOOP! didn't even see that the first time yeah jeets
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 00:43 |
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Monicro posted:DivineCoffeeBinge! In my defense, I am kind of an idiot. Replace bench Darrell Evans with 1955 Grady Hatton. Who is terrible but he's one of only two other 3Bs in my feeders that even has a SL-reference page.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 00:52 |
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DOOP posted:I wasn't being entirely serious Hey, one of those wins was to keep Boston from winning ANOTHER sports championship, which was necessary for the good of all mankind, and another was to prevent the Stanley Cup from getting sent to Florida!
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 02:30 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Hey, one of those wins was to keep Boston from winning ANOTHER sports championship, which was necessary for the good of all mankind, and another was to prevent the Stanley Cup from getting sent to Florida! Eventually Boston will win all the championships and the rest of the world will, in their disgust, abandon sports entirely and turn our attention to feeding the hungry and helping the needy. Cheer for Boston. For humanity's sake.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 03:09 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Hey, one of those wins was to keep Boston from winning ANOTHER sports championship, which was necessary for the good of all mankind, and another was to prevent the Stanley Cup from getting sent to Florida! its the first one I'm the most mad about Kane should have been a Flyer god drat it
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 03:29 |
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I will sit here hoping for another Lynx WNBA win because if it were not for them Minnesota has not been a champion at anything since 1991... I guess the gophers might have won some college hockey things... but... eh... college...
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 03:35 |
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gingemidget posted:Expansion Cup banner dump This is better than I could ever imagine.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 03:52 |
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Pash posted:I will sit here hoping for another Lynx WNBA win because if it were not for them Minnesota has not been a champion at anything since 1991... I guess the gophers might have won some college hockey things... but... eh... college... Not only have none of the four major sports teams been a champion since 1991, none has even been to a championship game. My sympathy for Smasher's list is decidedly limited
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 04:04 |
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DL Alan Trammell. Send down Urbina. Since I think a 4th person who can play 1B is useless we're going to be calling up an extra reliever instead. Call up the Sloppy/Vangilder connection. Vangilder at setup. Sloppy as a short reliever I guess? While we're making a ton of moves, Swap Robertson & Mike Timlin. code:
HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Oct 12, 2015 |
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blackmongoose posted:Not only have none of the four major sports teams been a champion since 1991, none has even been to a championship game. My sympathy for Smasher's list is decidedly limited Holy gently caress, after ten billion updates where I wrote about your terrible teams, I wanted to write about something else. I wrote about my teams losing in the playoffs, because I was the one writing about it. When you guys run your Super-League for seventeen seasons, you can tell me about your team's issues. Although, here, let me save you some time: ALL MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES PLAYOFF LOSSES -Turned out the Kevin Garnett could not win basketball games by himself, and this was never corrected. Also, this team never had draft picks because they decided to cheat the salary cap for the immortal Joe Smith. ALL MINNESOTA TWINS PLAYOFF LOSSES -Turns out that winning a weak division doesn't actually make you a good team. Who knew? MOST MINNESOTA WILD PLAYOFF LOSSES -Blackhawks. THE REST OF THE MINNESOTA WILD PLAYOFF LOSSES -Being an expansion team is hard! Also, how did Minnesota manage to lose a hockey team to Dallas? Seriously, how the gently caress did that happen? MINNESOTA VIKINGS PLAYOFF LOSSES (in order) 1. Gary Andersen in not clutch. 2. Daunte Culpepper is also not clutch. 3. Brett Favre, by 2010, was also also not clutch. 4. Joe Webb was exactly as clutch as he was apt to be. There. Now I have given equal time to your concerns.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 05:34 |
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As it's been 24 hours and Kouerson hasn't picked, I'm jumping ahead in line to pick Warren Spahn '59. He takes Long Relief duties for now. The Unspecifieds (and Cherry Pies) are up.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 05:40 |
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Kouerson says to pick the best SP available, who I arbitrarily deem is Ron Guidry '79
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 05:44 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:MINNESOTA VIKINGS PLAYOFF LOSSES (in order) We do not talk about Gary Andersen or the 1998 NFC championship game anymore.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 06:36 |
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Forzelt posted:We do not talk about Gary Andersen or the 1998 NFC championship game anymore. Well, we do. It's just that we keep getting interrupted by the snickering.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 06:40 |
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Unspecifieds pick 1970 Harmon Killebrew. Insert Killebrew into the 3B slot in all lineups, send Howard Johnson to AAA Also, put Morris back in the SP4 slot, Wells back in LR, and Rozema back to AAA. Either habeasdorkus and the Outsourcers or johnfw50 and the Shardblades are up, I don't know if we're outright skipping the Outsourcers or what.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 06:46 |
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i wanna draft #REF!
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 07:48 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Eventually Boston will win all the championships and the rest of the world will, in their disgust, abandon sports entirely and turn our attention to feeding the hungry and helping the needy. Is "Tom Brady did nothing wrong" a thing yet? It should be. Anyway, it's good to finally be back, time to run this team straight into the ground.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 09:21 |
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EclecticTastes posted:Is "Tom Brady did nothing wrong" a thing yet? It should be. tfw tom brady like adolf hitler
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 09:41 |
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I still carry some bitterness for Randall Cunningham and Cris Carter for the Giants loss to the Vikings in the 97 Wild Card playoff game. Carter had control of the football. He fumbled.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 12:14 |
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Saturday was not the first time a blatant case of obstruction was not called for no reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7s6uzv_hfk
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 14:45 |
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The Shardblades select former Ketones hero Tom Glavine '93. Put him in as MR for Reb Russell. HHH is up next!
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 15:13 |
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Okay York you were pretty all right last year but I can't have you wasting ABs if Mexico City has any hope at catching up in the division and I think I have some no DH games this week so Lineup vs RHP no DH #1 Earl Averill CF #2 Ted Williams LF #3 Miguel Cabrera 1B #4 Larry Walker RF #5 Charlie Gehringer 2B #6 Alex Rodriguez SS #7 Carlton Fisk C #8 Ron Santo 3B #9 P Lineup vs LHP no DH #1 Nap Lajoie 2B #2 Ted Williams LF #3 Miguel Cabrera 1B #4 Larry Walker RF #5 Alex Rodriguez SS #6 Ron Santo 3B #7 Earl Averill CF #8 Carlton Fisk C #9 P
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 16:28 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:MINNESOTA VIKINGS PLAYOFF LOSSES (in order) I own a Vikings Brett Favre Jersey. My Uncle's family are huge packers fans, and I take the opportunity to wear it over to their house for football games whenever possible.
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 16:37 |
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Zodiac5000 posted:I own a Vikings Brett Favre Jersey. My Uncle's family are huge packers fans, and I take the opportunity to wear it over to their house for football games whenever possible. I think if you're doing that in 2015, if your relatives look sad when they see you wearing that jersey, I don't think it's because of the jersey. Super-League XVII, Week XVII Injury Report Florida Oranges Eddie Cicotte (SP) (Bet on himself to get injured!) - 15 days Hartford Whalers Todd Worrell (RP) (Oh no!) - 7 days The Rod (3B) (Rod Help Us All!) - 49 days Jersey City Jobbers Spud Davis (C) (Once met Chase Utley) - 15 days John Olerud (1B) (Once was in same room as Chase Utley) - 32 days Joe DiMaggio (CF) (Once was in same country as Chase Utley) - 17 days Mitchell Kernels The Masked Shortstop (SS) (JUSTICE!) - 27 days Pick 'em: NO SLEEP TIL WEEK 26! Canadian Championship Hartford Whalers @ RCMP (c) Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Glastonbury Knights @ Detroit Wolverines (c) Grand Slam Championships Chicago Southpaws (c) @ New World Symphony
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 17:37 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Mitchell Kernels This seems a little vindictive, in my opinion. How many sims did this take?? Anyway, make Johnny Pesky the starting SS for the foreseeable future in all line-ups. Call Earl Averill up to the bench and move the Masked Shortstop to the DL. May the hero fully recover and come back stronger than ever after this setback. Pick 'em: NO SLEEP TIL WEEK 26! Canadian Championship Hartford Whalers @ RCMP (c) Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Glastonbury Knights @ Detroit Wolverines (c) Grand Slam Championships Chicago Southpaws (c) @ New World Symphony
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 17:43 |
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Champs Retain
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# ? Oct 12, 2015 18:09 |
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Champs retain
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