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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

LOOK WHAT MY KIDS DO

you can do it to!

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

zen death robot posted:

why do you know what a Trump sex doll looks like

i had dinner with your mother just last night

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Logikv9 posted:

WHAT ARE MY KIDS' NAMES gently caress

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I liked the subtle immigrant jab.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Tell me more about Julia.

Illusive Fuck Man
Jul 5, 2004
RIP John McCain feel better xoxo 💋 🙏
Taco Defender

Little Mac posted:

Jim Webb's head looks like a Goldeneye character.

i knew he reminded me of something

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

hell of a forehead, jim

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
who the gently caress are these people

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

euphronius posted:

Cornell law school?

i doubt she has a job

Truly a TTT

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Job Truniht posted:

JULIA IS A MASSAGE THERAPIST

I ain't saying if I win happy endings will be legal but, I ain't saying they won't be.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

At least this dude has some charisma

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Christ this is boring, i miss the GOP debates

well the first one anyway

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Blah

blah

blah

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

LookingGodIntheEye posted:

"Julia is a massage therapist" ....ok

Just lost Taylor Swift's vote.

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Little Mac posted:

Jim Webb's head looks like a Goldeneye character.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Bernie should name all of his grandkids.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Gyges posted:

I've seen Inglorious Bastards, the way Jim Webb counts means that he's a German.

lool

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Matt Drudge suddenly perks up for a few seconds

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
does julia do 1 hr $35 massages? i dont care if she can't beat my guys rate.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Martin O Mally would be a real contender if The Wire hadn't existed

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
An effective lea*voice cracks*der

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I, Jim Webb, of House Texarkana, Ruler of the Brood,

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
If Obama runs under his Muslim name, can he run again?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol @ anyone involved with baltimore making anything good

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
I just realized that there are three mayors here! 3! Maybe Hillary can run for mayor of wherever she lives.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

its a lizard person!!!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Where is Trump

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Getting three no name fucks out da way. I have to piss before shillary and bernies san. brb

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
"Governor o'malley you have 2 minutes"

"MY NAME IS MARTIN OMALLEY!" :downs:

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
O'Malley you're already dead

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


cheese eats mouse posted:

does julia do 1 hr $35 massages? i dont care if she can't beat my guys rate.

quick, someone tell Calvin Harris!

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
High. Baltimore is a burning tire fire, and Maryland is a horrific and oppressive 21st century police state. Elect me President so I can destroy America.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
I don't know what the drinking game is supposed to be but I guess I'll just drink until I stop being bored

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

greatn posted:

Tell me more about Julia.

Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006
up next: 2 minutes of silence from joe biden

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
BERNIE

BERNIE


BERNIE



BERNIE




BERNIE

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
Look at this slick sociopath

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
i'm martin o'malley

i'm a mayor a governor, and most importantly a husband, and a lover

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

I bet he doesn't bring up anything he did in Baltimore

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Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Statistically, O'malley's administration will throw one of Jim Webb's children in jail.

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