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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

MikeJF posted:

Yeah, they 'changed their mind' and he only 'lost' the licence rather than was roundly ignored as a crazy person.

Someone with more tolerance than I go read his deviantart furry fanfic and report back with quotes.

I can't, I have hate in my heart.

Grimrak writes mad max fanfic though so maybe he can.

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Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


hakimashou posted:

I can't, I have hate in my heart.

Grimrak writes mad max fanfic though so maybe he can.

"And then Mad Max used the black on black Risian Corvette and totally blew the poo poo out of Druk's stupid lame terrible Ferengi ship before doing a sick space wheelie out of there."

fakemirage
Nov 6, 2012

Can't see the haters.

MikeJF posted:

Yeah, they 'changed their mind' and he only 'lost' the licence rather than was roundly ignored as a crazy person.

Someone with more tolerance than I go read his deviantart furry fanfic and report back with quotes.
Most of his recent writings seems to be focused on supporting his own religious beliefs, his fear of scientific progress and fixation with the end times.

He has some "lolcat" stories (I couldn't get past the intro), some weird crossover stories (as fanfic as it gets) and he has two stories that are tagged for adults only (I'm not making an account just to read those).

There are also some summaries ("lore") of what I assume is something he played out (in some way) in the game:

http://adventure-cat.deviantart.com/art/CatStar-Lore-The-Drum-Head-531922159?q=sort%3Atime%20gallery%3AAdventure-Cat&qo=115 posted:

CatStar Lore posted:

Cat was offered a position to Captain the seat of the Enterprise E, Picard was being promoted to Admiral rank and assigned to Ambassadorial duty on Vulcan. With a number of recommendations, it appeared that he would become the first Caitian to command a Star Fleet vessel, and not just any ship, the Enterprise. The flag ship of the Federation. But a stir arose, the T'Par family on Vulcan had filed a protest with condemning information about Thomas. But His old MACO team mates, the ones who had served with for a number of years, where also informed that he was never a Star Fleet Officer, he was a field commissioned civilian, a slave in fact that had been owned by both the Orion Syndicate and then a Ferengi smuggler. Fear of him being a spy or mole inflamed a sever backlash that threatened to not only ruin his career but all he had worked for since joining. Officers, even his closest friends looked at him as if he had betrayed them. Isolated without a single friend in the world all looked hopeless for him, and his smiles turned to tears. As the drumhead heated up during his court martial, a mysterious figure showed up, a Commander named Drake who showed evidence that it was he who gave the field commission and just how many lives where saved on Vega Colony that day, when this little Caitian picked up a dropped rifle and cleared a safe spot for the strike teams to beam down. A list of his decorations was also read aloud to confirm his accomplishments to the court. The accuser was later determined to be a Romulan mole, who was later tracked down and found conspiring with Romulans (STO Mission). After Cat was cleared, he was given the commission of the Enterprise and spent many successful years commanding it until his promotion to Admiral.

Adventure-Cat posted:

A very dramatic RP, that did have a happy ending.
I wonder why they didn't want to make his character canon.

fakemirage fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Oct 19, 2015

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


fakemirage posted:

I wonder why they didn't want to make his character canon.
:iiam:

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012
On the proviso that the objective of any mission featuring this NPC is to kill this NPC in circumstances in which the NPC is an abject coward displaying no redeeming qualities, I'm wildly in favour of its addition to the game.

In fact, I've been threatening to learn how to use the foundry for a while. Could this finally be the impetus to actually interact with this awful product directly? No

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.

Korgan posted:

"And then Mad Max used the black on black Risian Corvette and totally blew the poo poo out of Druk's stupid lame terrible Ferengi ship before doing a sick space wheelie out of there."

10/10, Would troll Grimrak for more Mad Max fan fiction again.

Violent Kitten
Dec 26, 2011

Dearmad bhean
an ti ag an gcat.
Catstar is just a religious furry conspiracy theorist.

His fanfic is of poor quality, as to be expected. To get an idea of how bad, even the Star Trek: Destiny or Star Trek: Typhon Pact novels are better than this. Catstar as a protagonist is just a stereotypical Mary Sue/Marty Stu, the flawless hero who can do no wrong; if anything does go wrong for him, it's clearly the result of his interaction with the other characters, mere satellites orbiting and enhancing his brilliance.

Except all this is moot because he's a worthless furry.

Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/945iwjgL
Chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/05e4Zg2x
Chapter 3: http://pastebin.com/0Yz3LWnq
Chapter 4: http://pastebin.com/asXEdLag

http://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1204858/when-fail-becomes-a-heroic-movement/p1
A thread where he goes :psyduck: then tries to backtrack when people don't agree with his bile.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Violent Kitten posted:

Catstar is just a religious furry conspiracy theorist.

His fanfic is of poor quality, as to be expected. To get an idea of how bad, even the Star Trek: Destiny or Star Trek: Typhon Pact novels are better than this. Catstar as a protagonist is just a stereotypical Mary Sue/Marty Stu, the flawless hero who can do no wrong; if anything does go wrong for him, it's clearly the result of his interaction with the other characters, mere satellites orbiting and enhancing his brilliance.

Except all this is moot because he's a worthless furry.

Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/945iwjgL
Chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/05e4Zg2x
Chapter 3: http://pastebin.com/0Yz3LWnq
Chapter 4: http://pastebin.com/asXEdLag

http://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1204858/when-fail-becomes-a-heroic-movement/p1
A thread where he goes :psyduck: then tries to backtrack when people don't agree with his bile.

I think it's time for Bruce the Orion slavegirl to come out of retirement for this transphobic furry piece of poo poo.

Doc Quantum
Sep 15, 2011

fakemirage posted:

Most of his recent writings seems to be focused on supporting his own religious beliefs, his fear of scientific progress and fixation with the end times.

He has some "lolcat" stories (I couldn't get past the intro), some weird crossover stories (as fanfic as it gets) and he has two stories that are tagged for adults only (I'm not making an account just to read those).

There are also some summaries ("lore") of what I assume is something he played out (in some way) in the game:

I wonder why they didn't want to make his character canon.

He can't even get a decent NPC to save his career rather than that shithead Franklin Drake.

Actually, this probably says volumes about the kind of career he wishes his character had. Which, considering he's a conservative Christian, probably isn't that much of a surprise.

Doc Quantum fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Oct 19, 2015

DonDoodles
Aug 18, 2010

by general anime

catstar fanfic posted:

Thomas waited in a thinking posture, as he patiently awaited the Vulcan's findings.

Very dramatic, indeed!

fakemirage
Nov 6, 2012

Can't see the haters.

DonDoodles posted:

Very dramatic, indeed!
Can we get someone to do a dramatic reading of his stories?

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Technical, Bij, Ipcress, you're the voice guys, let's do this.

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

Korgan posted:

Technical, Bij, Ipcress, you're the voice guys, let's do this.

It's Techrickal now get with the times.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

Violent Kitten posted:

Catstar is just a religious furry conspiracy theorist.

His fanfic is of poor quality, as to be expected. To get an idea of how bad, even the Star Trek: Destiny or Star Trek: Typhon Pact novels are better than this. Catstar as a protagonist is just a stereotypical Mary Sue/Marty Stu, the flawless hero who can do no wrong; if anything does go wrong for him, it's clearly the result of his interaction with the other characters, mere satellites orbiting and enhancing his brilliance.

Except all this is moot because he's a worthless furry.

Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/945iwjgL
Chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/05e4Zg2x
Chapter 3: http://pastebin.com/0Yz3LWnq
Chapter 4: http://pastebin.com/asXEdLag

http://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1204858/when-fail-becomes-a-heroic-movement/p1
A thread where he goes :psyduck: then tries to backtrack when people don't agree with his bile.

This makes me happy and I have to respect the Star Trek Online community this one time for not being bigots.

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal
Yeah the first reply is starswordc making a post that I 100% agree with. That's some through the looking glass poo poo right there.

DonDoodles
Aug 18, 2010

by general anime

Lagomorphic posted:

Yeah the first reply is starswordc making a post that I 100% agree with. That's some through the looking glass poo poo right there.

Ugh. I almost wish starswordsc posted something equally as horrible, because I honestly am having a hard time mentally processing a post of his I agree with. I'm spiraling right now.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Northerneye posted:

Sponsored by Sterie and Railrokh.

You've missed quite alout since you went to go play War Thunder more.

I see, I wonder what other horrible pubbies have been let in over the last 18 months.

Violent Kitten posted:

http://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1204858/when-fail-becomes-a-heroic-movement/p1
A thread where he goes :psyduck: then tries to backtrack when people don't agree with his bile.

:catstare: Then again horrible pubbie is such a relative term.

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

DonDoodles posted:

Ugh. I almost wish starswordsc posted something equally as horrible, because I honestly am having a hard time mentally processing a post of his I agree with. I'm spiraling right now.

Perhaps you have made an impression upon him.

Violent Kitten
Dec 26, 2011

Dearmad bhean
an ti ag an gcat.

Doc Quantum posted:

He can't even get a decent NPC to save his career rather than that shithead Franklin Drake.

According to Catstar, Franklin Drake is an epic hero.


Naturally, Catstar himself is also an epic hero.

Should be of no surprise to anyone to learn that crapstar is not only crap at writing, but crap at art too. Through google image search, I found out that pic of his self-insert is just a commission from some other STO furry.
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/captricosakara/

fakemirage
Nov 6, 2012

Can't see the haters.

Violent Kitten posted:

Should be of no surprise to anyone to learn that crapstar is not only crap at writing, but crap at art too. Through google image search, I found out that pic of his self-insert is just a commission from some other STO furry.
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/captricosakara/
...who draws porn. Because of course they do.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Appart from weapons, what items are worth upgrading first via R&D assuming I've got the items I want to keep.

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.

Tai posted:

Appart from weapons, what items are worth upgrading first via R&D assuming I've got the items I want to keep.

Tactical consoles from the spire.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
What extra jazz do they get going up ranks?

Wizard of the Deep
Sep 25, 2005

Another productive workday
More dakka, which is the majority of what you need.

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.

Wizard of the Deep posted:

More dakka, which is the majority of what you need.

What he said. No jazz, just more deeps.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
It's a relatively small bump, so little that you can actually get away with use +BEAM% consoles instead of a particular type without much fretting.

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.
True, but it's also the cheapest to epic.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Catstar got banned.

DarkMalfunction
Sep 5, 2014

Ludicro posted:

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Catstar got banned.

Right, who's next?

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
I, myself, that is to say my personal identity in real life, is Buschmaki from the Internet.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Violent Kitten posted:

According to Catstar, Franklin Drake is an epic hero.


Naturally, Catstar himself is also an epic hero.

Should be of no surprise to anyone to learn that crapstar is not only crap at writing, but crap at art too. Through google image search, I found out that pic of his self-insert is just a commission from some other STO furry.
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/captricosakara/

Not just any sto furry, the sto furry who personally inspired the name of this thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3627820&pagenumber=244&perpage=40#post443294275

hakimashou fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Oct 19, 2015

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten
What I want to know is why Catstar is wearing a napoleonic-era uniform. Actually there's a 90% chance I'll regret knowing.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

wdarkk posted:

What I want to know is why Catstar is wearing a napoleonic-era uniform. Actually there's a 90% chance I'll regret knowing.

Holodeck episode.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

SKY COQ posted:

Holodeck episode.

Movie, Generations.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

SKY COQ posted:

Holodeck episode.

That's actually a lot less terrible than I was expecting.

Violent Kitten
Dec 26, 2011

Dearmad bhean
an ti ag an gcat.

hakimashou posted:

Not just any sto furry, the sto furry who personally inspired the name of this thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3627820&pagenumber=244&perpage=40#post443294275

And it goes full circle. I'd forgotten rail stumbled upon that ages ago.
Pubbies can't even accuse us of of going out of our way to dig this crap up, it's been linked so many times by them on the sto forum and their signatures. They're proud of their furcrazy.

We're going to need a bigger :psyduck:.

Tuskin38
May 1, 2013

Have you seen these posts?
They're pretty popular on Reddit.

fakemirage posted:


Oh, that's golden.

It got worse

quote:

Just heard from Askray, hes a Transgender. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender from what i read here its denial to the point of mental disorder, he was born a man, but decided he should be a woman. He talks like a man, and nature made him a man, yet he rejects his own nature.....he needs help! To change your physical appearance to suit your flesh desires, if you really care for this guy, get him help!!

quote:

smirk introduces trendy, and this is a clearly a guy...needless to say i was tossed off my chair, i thought he was a woman this whole time. Hes taken his fantasy way too far!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GLo0g1p0u8
Its just nasty; seeing that shes a he, trendys wording on the closing post and smirks reaction to the bikini girls make me think they are promoting ERP because its something they themselves do.


Also im sorry to hear he suffered an auto accident, those can shake you up a bit. Is he ok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKcz9LphuXE

Tuskin38 fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Oct 20, 2015

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Youtube has a report feature both for that sewer rat's video and for its posts in the comments btw

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal

Violent Kitten posted:

We're going to need a bigger :psyduck:.

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Tuskin38
May 1, 2013

Have you seen these posts?
They're pretty popular on Reddit.

hakimashou posted:

Youtube has a report feature both for that sewer rat's video and for its posts in the comments btw

I keep forgetting that is a thing.

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