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toggle posted:So, a normal person? Don't worry I got this. I am a very likeable and charismatic fellow. Dusting off my tipping fedora right now.
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Robo Reagan posted:body weight in tons? she couldn't have been over 120 and was actually kind of cute
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Business Gorillas posted:she couldn't have been over 120 and was actually kind of cute Wet it up. Unless she is literally a child in which case do not wet it up. Welp, thanks for reading.
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mobby_6kl posted:There was a girl with "C++" listed in her languages and her response to my silly joke was "I don't like to be treated like an object" drat that is a pro tier response 
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paco650 posted:Wet it up. her main pic was her in pikachu cosplay and there wasn't a single picture besides that one without her in elf ears
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mobby_6kl posted:There was a girl with "C++" listed in her languages and her response to my silly joke was "I don't like to be treated like an object", sent within a a couple of minute. just got a like from a girl with c++ in her languages, hoping for this now
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Oct 18, 2015 13:48
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Business Gorillas posted:you're not hung up on your ex at all You know what they say about boomerangs, they might go back to where they started but they hit stuff on their way
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Business Gorillas posted:her main pic was her in pikachu cosplay and there wasn't a single picture besides that one without her in elf ears sounds like an absolute freak in bed or the wettest blanket ever be sure to post a trip report
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Oct 18, 2015 16:06
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Business Gorillas posted:you're not hung up on your ex at all it was two whole days ago, hearts need time to heal
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Oct 18, 2015 17:32
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how did they answer the "have you ever gone on a sexual rampage" question
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Robo Reagan posted:sounds like an absolute freak in bed or the wettest blanket ever be sure to post a trip report Unfortunately anime is a massive turn off for me, as it is for most sane people
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Lutha Mahtin posted:drat that is a pro tier response computer parts posted:just got a like from a girl with c++ in her languages, hoping for this now No kidding. I think I might've seen a similar joke somewhere already but that's still above and beyond the response I expected. Maybe I over-nerded it with her by pointing out that my initial joke was C99 compatible but I'll give her a bit more time and try another message. Good luck to you fellow goon.
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mobby_6kl posted:No kidding. I think I might've seen a similar joke somewhere already but that's still above and beyond the response I expected. Actually leave her alone, she's already said all that needs to be said.
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Just had my date with cutie nerd girl. She's like an omni-nerd or something because she likes too many nerd things. Museums, cosplay, board games, history nerd stuff, action figures or something (didn't pry on that one), fan-fiction, and probably a lot more. Notable exemptions are anime and video games beyond casual stuff like Wii games. Physically she was a little bigger than her pictures suggested but nothing crazy and she carries it well, plus she has an awesome rack. Don't know if she's a keeper or not but I'm gonna stick it out long enough to wet it up at a minimum! Will report after second date, which is already scheduled for this week.
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Chomp8645 posted:Just had my date with cutie nerd girl. She's like an omni-nerd or something because she likes too many nerd things. Museums, cosplay, board games, history nerd stuff, action figures or something (didn't pry on that one), fan-fiction, and probably a lot more. Notable exemptions are anime and video games beyond casual stuff like Wii games. Ask her how much mpreg porn she has. its lots
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Dienes posted:Ask her how much mpreg porn she has. I had to google to find out what is this and my answer is "hopefully none".
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Fear not the current state but the trajectory.
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Chomp8645 posted:I had to google to find out what is this and my answer is "hopefully none". I had to as well and I'll never get that piece of my soul back.
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One time someone used the term "felching" in a thread. I learned that day not to google unknown words I see on this site.
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I didn't know what mpreg porn was and googled it. Wasn't even shocked. In other news, goons are babies
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I posted a lot in tumblr-cum-hellthreads, and have already been acquainted with Sherlock omegaverse nightmare rectal births. So uh. Lol For everyone's edification and also because gently caress you: 
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paco650 posted:I posted a lot in tumblr-cum-hellthreads, and have already been acquainted with Sherlock omegaverse nightmare rectal births. So uh. Lol That image is never not funny.
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i was supposed to have a date tonight with a guy, but he canceled because he was hitting it off with some other chick. it would have been nice if he'd told me about her earlier, like at any time in the week since we set the date, but it's cool. i have nothing against multi-daters.
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How did you know he hit it off with someone else? He actually told you instead of making up the usual "family issue" excuse?
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YeahTubaMike posted:i was supposed to have a date tonight with a guy, but he canceled because he was hitting it off with some other chick. it would have been nice if he'd told me about her earlier, like at any time in the week since we set the date, but it's cool. i have nothing against multi-daters. Multidating was always weird to me. Maybe I am just not hip/jaded enough with the online dating thing, but the idea of hedging your bets by setting up successive dates or even one after the other is horrifically unromantic. Especially for the one earlier in the night, what if you want to bone but then have to cancel last minute for someone else?
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Shumagorath posted:How did you know he hit it off with someone else? He actually told you instead of making up the usual "family issue" excuse? "Hey, I'm sorry to flake out on tonight like this, but I've been out with another girl a couple times recently and it's been going well." that was only the first sentence of the message, but yeah, you get the gist 11 hours notice on a date cancellation struck me as rude, but hey
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YeahTubaMike posted:"Hey, I'm sorry to flake out on tonight like this, but I've been out with another girl a couple times recently and it's been going well." that was only the first sentence of the message, but yeah, you get the gist Seems better than "Sorry I stood you up, was balls deep in this other chick."
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Business Gorillas posted:there's a lot going on here, but i think my favorite part is how there's an entire section devoted to anime Is it too much to ask for a girl who thanks Mr. Skeltal but has better taste in TV than Scrubs and isn't a total spazz? Answered my own question: well-adjusted people don't put their weird Internet poo poo on their profile.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Multidating was always weird to me. Maybe I am just not hip/jaded enough with the online dating thing, but the idea of hedging your bets by setting up successive dates or even one after the other is horrifically unromantic. Especially for the one earlier in the night, what if you want to bone but then have to cancel last minute for someone else? Dating is a game of numbers and especially when your first introduction is online, you have no way of knowing if there is any chemistry until you're sitting there at a bar and dreading her next comment about anime and her fanfic while pounding shots as fast as you can.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Multidating was always weird to me. Maybe I am just not hip/jaded enough with the online dating thing, but the idea of hedging your bets by setting up successive dates or even one after the other is horrifically unromantic. Especially for the one earlier in the night, what if you want to bone but then have to cancel last minute for someone else? it is weird.
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cmndstab posted:What is a "unicorn" in this context? bisexual girl who fucks married couples. I dated someone who did that, the married couple was extremely attractive and obviously didn't meet her on okcupid.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Multidating was always weird to me. Maybe I am just not hip/jaded enough with the online dating thing, but the idea of hedging your bets by setting up successive dates or even one after the other is horrifically unromantic. Especially for the one earlier in the night, what if you want to bone but then have to cancel last minute for someone else? it's called "dating"
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idontcare posted:it's called "dating" Dating is asking someone out, going on the date, and scheduling the next one if it was a good date. It is not queuing up several first dates until your self-importance is sufficiently sated by someone, then telling everyone else you made plans with to gently caress off because they were a just-in-case. Cool for job searching, not cool for romance. Some of us have integrity.
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Stinky_Pete posted:Dating is asking someone out, going on the date, and scheduling the next one if it was a good date. It is not queuing up several first dates until your self-importance is sufficiently sated by someone, then telling everyone else you made plans with to gently caress off because they were a just-in-case. I enjoy looking at my romantic life as a queueing and scheduling problem, complete with race conditions, livelocks and deadlocks!
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Stinky_Pete posted:Dating is asking someone out, going on the date, and scheduling the next one if it was a good date. It is not queuing up several first dates until your self-importance is sufficiently sated by someone, then telling everyone else you made plans with to gently caress off because they were a just-in-case. its called casual dating for a reason. having integrity is ending things with someone after you've hit it off with someone else as opposed to sleeping with both people edit: i have a date scheduled for thursday and i'm planning another one later in the week because check this - i don't know either of these internet strangers and they both seem like fun people to hang out with, but i won't know until i actually spend time with them Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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