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In a thread full of goons moaning about people not turning up at all or cancelling an hour beforehand, being told at 8.30 a.m. in the morning is about as good as it gets. For your next trick, I suggest complaining about guys who are less than 6 foot tall.
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most of what i've seen is people making fun of weird profiles/ugly people
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Oct 20, 2015 14:21
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Yeah, I'm probably mixing it up with the E/N online dating thread 
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Oct 20, 2015 14:23
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How many cycles of the moons worth of notice should I give to my taco date in Thursday?
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Oct 20, 2015 14:39
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Dating is when you ask a girl to go steady and she wears your letterman jacket.
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Oct 20, 2015 14:44
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vyst posted:Dating is when you ask a girl to go steady and she wears your letterman jacket. Make sure to avoid the urges and save your kisses for marriage.
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Oct 20, 2015 14:46
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String Beans posted:Make sure to avoid the urges and save your kisses for marriage. I saw a "virgin until married" girl on okcupid and she was gorgeous and had a huge rack. I can't imagine what kinda messages she got from gross dudes
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Oct 20, 2015 14:56
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Business Gorillas posted:I saw a "virgin until married" girl on okcupid and she was gorgeous and had a huge rack. I can't imagine what kinda messages she got from gross dudes What did you send her? You can leave out the pics.
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Oct 20, 2015 15:09
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Business Gorillas posted:How many cycles of the moons worth of notice should I give to my taco date in Thursday? Emily Post recommends no less than half a lunar cycle for taco dates (assuming it's just tacos). If flan is involved things get a bit more complicated.
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Oct 20, 2015 15:26
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String Beans posted:Make sure to avoid the urges and save your kisses for marriage. Ugh, disgusting heathens.
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Oct 20, 2015 16:00
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fordham posted:What did you send her? You can leave out the pics. I didn't send her anything because I love satan and premarital sex 
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Oct 20, 2015 18:37
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Business Gorillas posted:How many cycles of the moons worth of notice should I give to my taco date in Thursday? prolly you shouldnt cancel that one regardless on account of tacos fuckin own
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Oct 20, 2015 18:39
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Imagine being the sort of person who goes outside wearing bondage gear but also a fannypack and a rape whistle and a water bottle on a carabiner Imagine being GGG and sex positive and HIV+ and still completely boring.
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Oct 20, 2015 19:42
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Hey goons im new to online dating. I will not discuss min/maxing dates because gently caress that. I have a windows phone and it does not have a good tindr. But okcupid has a lot of 30 yr olds. Is there a better alternative for young 20's? Sever ....... Your head from your shoulders for being a beta nerd with a windows phone. Your probably sub six foot also. Your future is to die alone with a bad phone.
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Business Gorillas posted:I didn't send her anything because I love satan and premarital sex You do know people sometimes put up things to shake out the weak hands?
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Oct 20, 2015 19:48
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bitch please were already there wrt ppl into kinky poo poo yet boring as gently caress
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neonbregna posted:Sever ....... Your head from your shoulders for being a beta nerd with a windows phone. Your probably sub six foot also. Your future is to die alone with a bad phone. 
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Oct 20, 2015 20:05
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neonbregna posted:You do know people sometimes put up things to shake out the weak hands? If you gently caress her up the arse she's still technically a virgin. 
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neonbregna posted:Your future is to die alone this is true for literally everyone
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Kerbtree posted:If you gently caress her up the arse she's still technically a virgin. And they say romance is dead
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Oct 21, 2015 00:42
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Kerbtree posted:If you gently caress her up the arse she's still technically a virgin. i have actually heard this argument from Christian girls
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Breetai posted:It's the Steiner math of never getting laid. Don't knock it till you try it! This should easily double the chances of getting laid. Untested; haven't actually been on a date in years
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Oct 21, 2015 00:47
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Received wisdom about dating dos and don'ts is all trash anyway because different guys/gals have different likes/expectations and being able to read their reactions to you if you aren't some sort of faceblind autist is the best approach. Like, I only got out of the dating game about a month and a half ago, and as I could tell things were going well and she really didn't want the night to end on our first date I called her the next afternoon to arrange the second, and later on she confided in me that I apparently earned massive brownie points for not doing that 'wait at least x days before calling after a successful date' bullshit to avoid looking too keen.
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Breetai posted:Received wisdom about dating dos and don'ts is all trash anyway because different guys/gals have different likes/expectations and being able to read their reactions to you if you aren't some sort of faceblind autist is the best approach. This is really good advice, but here's a rule you should follow. Don't use a loving wedding photo for your dating profile:  She's the other one, but seriously... This lady is looming on someone in all of her pictures.
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MrMenshevik posted:This is really good advice, but here's a rule you should follow. Don't use a loving wedding photo for your dating profile: Hey man, some people are just loomers. give her a break
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Oct 21, 2015 02:33
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of that kit kat bar. (she's fat)
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fat girls kinda own tbh
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Oct 21, 2015 04:06
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Having a fat girl over at my place tomorrow looking forward to it gently caress the haters.
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Oct 21, 2015 04:15
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Chomp8645 posted:Having a fat girl over at my place tomorrow looking forward to it gently caress the haters. Don't waste it on the haters, save it for her.
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Oct 21, 2015 04:17
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 I like my women like I like my roast beef and saurkraut on rye bread sammiches reubenesque
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Multidating was always weird to me. Maybe I am just not hip/jaded enough with the online dating thing, but the idea of hedging your bets by setting up successive dates or even one after the other is horrifically unromantic. Especially for the one earlier in the night, what if you want to bone but then have to cancel last minute for someone else? tinder dating is pretty much ask five people out on a date then have coffee with them, possibly bang, then go on your next date
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Chomp8645 posted:Having a fat girl over at my place tomorrow looking forward to it gently caress the haters. Yeah mate thats how it goes. Milkshakes and steaks for dinner! Big girls are good fun
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computer parts posted:i have actually heard this argument from Christian girls i went to hs in alabama and this was the thing that every christian chick said and then they tried anal once (because 16 year old dudes just ram it in on first time anal lol) and were like gently caress no just put it in my vag from now and and then they just pretend to be in to the whole virgin before marriage thing but the truth is after the second or third date they start putting out but if they do start putting out they start getting real creepy real quick like texting i love you and poo poo like that and its like drat girl we went and saw cloudy with a chance of meatballs then banged on your couch give me a bit before we start with the i love you stuff in my experience
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Robo Reagan posted:i went to hs in alabama and this was the thing that every christian chick said and then they tried anal once (because 16 year old dudes just ram it in on first time anal lol) and were like gently caress no just put it in my vag from now and and then they just pretend to be in to the whole virgin before marriage thing but the truth is after the second or third date they start putting out but if they do start putting out they start getting real creepy real quick like texting i love you and poo poo like that and its like drat girl we went and saw cloudy with a chance of meatballs then banged on your couch give me a bit before we start with the i love you stuff Same.
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Robo Reagan posted:i went to hs in alabama and this was the thing that every christian chick said and then they tried anal once (because 16 year old dudes just ram it in on first time anal lol) and were like gently caress no just put it in my vag from now and and then they just pretend to be in to the whole virgin before marriage thing but the truth is after the second or third date they start putting out but if they do start putting out they start getting real creepy real quick like texting i love you and poo poo like that and its like drat girl we went and saw cloudy with a chance of meatballs then banged on your couch give me a bit before we start with the i love you stuff Teenagers are insane, news at 11.
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Super religious people are broken I'm shocked.
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this is new to me too
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Maoist Pussy posted:Imagine being the sort of person who goes outside wearing bondage gear but also a fannypack and a rape whistle and a water bottle on a carabiner what's GGG?
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Stinky_Pete posted:what's GGG? Gay, goony and game
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Multidating was always weird to me. Maybe I am just not hip/jaded enough with the online dating thing, but the idea of hedging your bets by setting up successive dates or even one after the other is horrifically unromantic. Especially for the one earlier in the night, what if you want to bone but then have to cancel last minute for someone else? I have to say I did really have a great date happen and have to last minute cancel some later plans and I felt like a major rear end in a top hat. I wouldn't schedule 2 dates in the same night again.
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