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there is some super glue is sitting innocuously on my kitchen counter, in the same general area I sometimes put eyedrops, and on rare occasion, ear drops. lately I've noticed people are making the news for getting these items confused?
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I'd just like to state for the record, I know it's super glue. it says so right on the bottle. it's pretty obvious it is not intended to be used on anything organic, except maybe on a cracked nail, or a really bad paper cut. I hear surgeons use super glue for wounds, so that's ok I think. I would never make the mistake of dropping glue in my eyeballs or earholes, though. I'm smarter than that.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:59
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[proceeds to glue fingers together, as well as to the chip from a broken mug, the rest of the mug, and then to the phone while trying to Google how to unstick super glue]
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Oct 23, 2015 05:07
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I do not suggest supergluing injuries because they do that poo poo with forceps from across the room in hospitals so the doctor doesn't glue himself to the patient, nurse, and gurney.
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Oct 23, 2015 07:52
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also they keep scalpels handy to detach themselves from each other just in case
kitchen knives are poor substitutes
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Oct 23, 2015 07:53
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I do not suggest supergluing injuries because they do that poo poo with forceps from across the room in hospitals so the doctor doesn't glue himself to the patient, nurse, and gurney.
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Oct 23, 2015 15:41
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i glued my bowl to my left hand so im always ready
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Oct 23, 2015 16:19
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weed not cereal
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Oct 23, 2015 16:19
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oh poo poo i just had a great idea
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Oct 23, 2015 16:19
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oh poo poo i just had a great idea
tip: glue cereal bowl to your tummy, leaving a hand free for other tasks
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Oct 23, 2015 17:28
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tip: glue cereal bowl to your tummy, leaving a hand free for other tasks
im glad we are on the same page
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Oct 23, 2015 17:30
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super glue your feet to the air so you can jump really high
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Oct 23, 2015 22:10
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can you superglue the voices to the mountain
can you superglue the colors to the wind
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Oct 23, 2015 22:12
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can you superglue the voices to the mountain
can you superglue the colors to the wind
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Oct 23, 2015 22:12
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- google THIS
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I superglued fire to the rain
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Oct 23, 2015 22:14
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our standards for glue are too low. super glue should just be glue, and regular glue should be like, lame glue, or not-quite glue, or hey-i'm-trying glue
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Oct 23, 2015 22:27
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can you superglue the voices to the mountain
can you superglue the colors to the wind
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Oct 24, 2015 00:33
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why is it called "super" glue, imo the extent to which super glue works should be the standard for regular glue, why would i use glue that doesn't actually keep things stuck to other thing
so really "super glue" should just be "glue" and i guess other glue can be like "glue light" or "glue platinum" or "glue silver"
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Oct 24, 2015 03:38
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it's because elmer's glue is "good enough" glue but adults think we're too good for it because little kids use it
so we defy the gods and play with superglue and wonder why we end up horribly glued to multiple things
there's also gorilla glue, but we don't talk about that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X-Uo8fFFs8
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Oct 24, 2015 04:05
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you dont risk sticking to anything with gorilla glue because it takes an hour to dry
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*nod* yes, that's it. that's my poo poo.
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meet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3quXRZ5nSos
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youre umaru
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