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City of Glompton

there is some super glue is sitting innocuously on my kitchen counter, in the same general area I sometimes put eyedrops, and on rare occasion, ear drops. lately I've noticed people are making the news for getting these items confused?

# ? Oct 23, 2015 04:58

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# ? May 2, 2024 23:57

City of Glompton

I'd just like to state for the record, I know it's super glue. it says so right on the bottle. it's pretty obvious it is not intended to be used on anything organic, except maybe on a cracked nail, or a really bad paper cut. I hear surgeons use super glue for wounds, so that's ok I think. I would never make the mistake of dropping glue in my eyeballs or earholes, though. I'm smarter than that.

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# ? Oct 23, 2015 04:59

City of Glompton

[proceeds to glue fingers together, as well as to the chip from a broken mug, the rest of the mug, and then to the phone while trying to Google how to unstick super glue]

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Oct 23, 2015 05:07

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

how are you typing with super-glue stuck fingers op?

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Oct 23, 2015 06:21

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

super glue tip: do NOT eat it

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# ? Oct 23, 2015 06:22

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

I do not suggest supergluing injuries because they do that poo poo with forceps from across the room in hospitals so the doctor doesn't glue himself to the patient, nurse, and gurney.

# ? Oct 23, 2015 07:52

cat_herder: BE GAY
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also they keep scalpels handy to detach themselves from each other just in case

kitchen knives are poor substitutes

# ? Oct 23, 2015 07:53

City of Glompton

meteloides posted:

I do not suggest supergluing injuries because they do that poo poo with forceps from across the room in hospitals so the doctor doesn't glue himself to the patient, nurse, and gurney.

# ? Oct 23, 2015 15:41

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i glued my bowl to my left hand so im always ready

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 23, 2015 16:19

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

weed not cereal

paul_soccer12 posted:

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# ? Oct 23, 2015 16:19

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

oh poo poo i just had a great idea

paul_soccer12 posted:

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# ? Oct 23, 2015 16:19

City of Glompton

mister magpie posted:

oh poo poo i just had a great idea

tip: glue cereal bowl to your tummy, leaving a hand free for other tasks

# ? Oct 23, 2015 17:28

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

City of Glompton posted:

tip: glue cereal bowl to your tummy, leaving a hand free for other tasks

im glad we are on the same page

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# ? Oct 23, 2015 17:30

alnilam

super glue your feet to the air so you can jump really high

# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:10

alnilam

can you superglue the voices to the mountain
can you superglue the colors to the wind

# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:12

Piso Mojado

alnilam posted:

can you superglue the voices to the mountain
can you superglue the colors to the wind

# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:12

Lil Cunty

superglue your phone to your glasses for a diy google glass

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:14

google THIS

I superglued fire to the rain

# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Lil Cunty posted:

superglue your phone to your glasses for a diy google glass

gluegle glass

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# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:19

Lil Cunty

Splatmaster posted:

gluegle glass

lol

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:20

FreshCutFries

our standards for glue are too low. super glue should just be glue, and regular glue should be like, lame glue, or not-quite glue, or hey-i'm-trying glue

# ? Oct 23, 2015 22:27

City of Glompton

alnilam posted:

can you superglue the voices to the mountain
can you superglue the colors to the wind

# ? Oct 24, 2015 00:33

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'm going to superglue a warm breeze to my face to make the coming winter erasier

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# ? Oct 24, 2015 00:36

precision: by VideoGames

why is it called "super" glue, imo the extent to which super glue works should be the standard for regular glue, why would i use glue that doesn't actually keep things stuck to other thing

so really "super glue" should just be "glue" and i guess other glue can be like "glue light" or "glue platinum" or "glue silver"

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# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:38

cat_herder: BE GAY
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it's because elmer's glue is "good enough" glue but adults think we're too good for it because little kids use it

so we defy the gods and play with superglue and wonder why we end up horribly glued to multiple things

there's also gorilla glue, but we don't talk about that

# ? Oct 24, 2015 04:00