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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Here's a Palin and two Bachmanns. Sweet dreams!







nightmares


Powered Descent posted:

That sentence would be funnier without the Oxford comma.

correct

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Trump is cumming over twitter because of this poll:

https://today.yougov.com/news/2015/10/28/trump-leads-nationally-ahead-gop-third-debate/

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Here's a Palin and two Bachmanns. Sweet dreams!







Please don't post Republican vore porn here, thanks

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Jan 22, 2016

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Powered Descent posted:

That sentence would be funnier without the Oxford comma.

I genuinely thought that was what he was saying at first.

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted
I guess these are by Mark Peterson. Attached: the most 'Merica photo I have ever seen in my life.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dogstoyevsky posted:

I guess these are by Mark Peterson. Attached: the most 'Merica photo I have ever seen in my life.



Other hand could be holding a cheeseburger, 9/10, so close.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Also he's not nearly fat enough.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
hyuk hyuk

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Jan 22, 2016

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

What is that man doing to his rear end????

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx

Tatum Girlparts posted:

What is that man doing to his rear end????

Speaking through it I think.

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jack Ruby strikes again.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

lol alienware laptop

welp explains why he has so much personal debt

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
thanks for all the new avatars

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

I can never play Kirby again.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Trump is handing these out:


Huh, looks like Trump is actually aware that he can't just ignore any poll drops that happen, and is actively working on getting himself back into first place.

Very interesting, it looks like he really is serious about fighting for his place in the Primary, and isn't just gonna give in at the first sign of his lead being in danger.

So here's your first physical proof that Trump is in this for the long haul.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

fade5 posted:

Huh, looks like Trump is actually aware that he can't just ignore any poll drops that happen, and is actively working on getting himself back into first place.

Very interesting, it looks like he really is serious about fighting for his place in the Primary, and isn't just gonna give in at the first sign of his lead being in danger.

Jeb is still in the race. Trump's Watch has not yet ended.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!
Please go after the religious vote Trump.

And question: does the base care about gay marriage anymore? I was just thinking about how different the narrative seems to 2004.

Nouvelle Vague fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Oct 28, 2015

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I know a lot of Evangelicals don't consider Catholics and Quakers to be "real Christians". What's their take on Presbyterians?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

"You know, this Carson guy -- I just found this out last night -- this Carson guy doesn't even believe in Christmas! Can you believe that? I mean, I love the guy, he's super smart, but that is just a complete joke. I didn't even believe it at first! What kind of Christian doesn't celebrate Christmas?"

Trump could even work this into the debate tonight, somehow, and the media would scrutinize 7DA for the rest of the week.

mdemone fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Oct 28, 2015

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
One of my all-time favorite tweets+1st reply just occurred

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Xenophon posted:

hyuk hyuk



sometimes i think that maybe magic isn't real but then i remember that Marco Rubio was cursed by a djinn to forever have a mouth drier than the driest desert and i nod solemnly. magic is real

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

The X-man cometh posted:

I know a lot of Evangelicals don't consider Catholics and Quakers to be "real Christians". What's their take on Presbyterians?

They're Calvinist Protestants so I really doubt they'd be considered 'not real'. Most Southern Evangelical Churches are actually Arminianists rather than Calvinists, but the average evangelical is basically theologically illiterate so it doesn't really matter. The differences in actual practice are minimal, especially compared to Quakers and Catholics. Their ecclesiastical structure (so much as they even have one) is similar and they have the same biblical canon, unlike the Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches, which recognize some extra books in the Old Testament)

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I guess he missed the part where Clinton has basically tattooed "I take full responsibility for Benghazi" on her forehead. Or the 7000 times she said it under oath to Congress.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
if she's taken full responsibility why isn't she in jail, checkmate hillailures :smug:

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011


My boner is dead forever.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Demiurge4 posted:

My boner is dead forever.

Total Penile Inversion.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Jewel Repetition posted:

No I haven't read his books lol. But I've watched a couple speeches and seen him in debates. What's an example of something he said that you believe was taken out of context by pundits to make him look like an idiot?

I thought of one thing, but only one thing, that Carson has been misrepresented for: his comments on a Muslim president. I literally heard someone arguing on the radio that he was wrong because the constitution guarantees a Muslim can be elected president. Which it does, but that wasn't the point Carson was making at all. He was just saying that voters should consider whether the values of someone's faith is compatible with the values of the elected office they're running for, which I generally agree with (even though Carson and I might disagree on the specifics).

But a lot of the reasons people think he's an idiot are based purely on his actual positions. He's a neurosurgeon who denies climate change and evolution. He's a physician who wants to intensify the War on Drugs. The thing he said about homosexuality being a choice because people come out of prison gay was so stupid he had to apologize for it.

Worst of all, and the reason I'm rooting for any other GOP candidate over him (except Ted Cruz) is his stance on tax rates. He wants both a flat tax and a luxury tax, the worst of both worlds, and his justification for the poverty-worsening flat tax is that it's like "tithing." That's the dumbest poo poo I've ever heard.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Jan 22, 2016

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
if it's good enough for the church, it's good enough for the government

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Good to see the "Rubio is a lazy flake" narrative travel across the pond:

Billionaire donor to Rubio: Start working harder or I won't open my checkbook

Above is a rehash of this article from the Politico:
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/10/marco-rubio-2016-paul-singer-215225

Interesting take on Rubio's campaign:

quote:

“Rubio's team has prided themselves on this lean approach, and on their commitment to digital rather than boots on the ground. They are making a pretty gutsy bet that you don't need a presence anywhere except online. That may make your campaign more agile, sure, but I am not sure that equates to strength.”

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

5

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Nouvelle Vague posted:

Please go after the religious vote Trump.

And question: does the base care about gay marriage anymore? I was just thinking about how different the narrative seems to 2004.

Attitudes among GOP voters are changing faster than most anybody expected. 60% of Iowa's likely primary voters identify as evangelical, so it's going to be an issue there moreso than other states.
Those that are against marriage are very against it, and the candidates that are vocally anti-gay (Santorum, Cruz, Huckabee, Carson) aren't really being hurt by their anti-gay statements.

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-05-12/new-hampshire-poll-voters-strongly-favor-expanding-gay-marriage-rights

And here's a Pew poll from over a year ago showing, yet again, that young republicans are going to gently caress up the GOP's poo poo once the boomers die off.
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2014/03/10/61-of-young-republicans-favor-same-sex-marriage/

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Ben Carson will finally give Republicans the okay to say "friend of the family" again, but only if they're not one of the good ones

It would be pretty impressive if he did the "there are blacks and then there are niggers" routine that Chris Rock disavowed for empowering racists on the debate stage. Can't really see how it could backfire. Except for the country as a whole, but not for his poll numbers.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

fade5 posted:

Huh, looks like Trump is actually aware that he can't just ignore any poll drops that happen, and is actively working on getting himself back into first place.

Very interesting, it looks like he really is serious about fighting for his place in the Primary, and isn't just gonna give in at the first sign of his lead being in danger.

So here's your first physical proof that Trump is in this for the long haul.

This will be the final nail in the Trump coffin. His poll numbers are definitely going to drop now.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

This will be the final nail in the Trump coffin. His poll numbers are definitely going to drop now.

Settle down Beavis.

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AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

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