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Maoist Pussy posted:maybe NWS http://i.imgur.com/ZPC9Lnz.jpg NWS I had to read this several times to find the problem... bitch has a chihuahua
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Nov 5, 2015 22:29
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She is basically WeedLady BonerHitler
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Nov 5, 2015 22:45
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Business Gorillas posted:there's too much going on here to bold highlights If that were on McSweeney's, it would be amazing. But here it looks like it's from a therapy-mandated journaling project.
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Nov 5, 2015 22:45
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Nov 6, 2015 02:25
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I like video games so I am quirky, hopefully I can find a military man that is used to people with crappy personalities and lifting heavy things.
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Nov 6, 2015 02:43
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Maoist Pussy posted:maybe NWS http://i.imgur.com/ZPC9Lnz.jpg NWS
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Nov 6, 2015 03:02
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body and mind of small child, drug paraphernalia penis envy
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Nov 6, 2015 04:38
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does the eating babies line mean she swallows?
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Nov 6, 2015 04:48
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Lufiron posted:does the eating babies line mean she swallows? That's how I understood it, yes.
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Nov 6, 2015 05:15
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Shumagorath posted:body and mind of small child, drug paraphernalia penis envy Never thought of it before, but do most naked small children you see look like that? I guess I don't spend any time thinking or looking at naked children?
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Nov 6, 2015 13:46
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guess I don't either?
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Nov 6, 2015 14:15
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counterfeitsaint posted:That's how I understood it, yes. nice. "keep in mind if you wanna date me there's a good chance of semen residue in my mouth. just sucking off dudes until the right guy comes along"
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Nov 6, 2015 14:20
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quote:My self-summary 
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Nov 6, 2015 16:29
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something clever posted:Favorite movie: gone girl I don't know why but this stands out as a giant red flag for me.
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Nov 6, 2015 16:47
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So if I disagree with her I can suck her rear end? Sounds like a win/win to me
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Nov 6, 2015 16:47
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Would boost her self esteem with my penis
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Nov 6, 2015 16:49
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Hmmm... all that, but then I look at the picture....
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Nov 6, 2015 16:55
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I have thought about it a couple of times. You get this. But then you see her filthy room and feel bad for those 3 kids.  I am sure I will end up drunkenly messaging her one day eventually.
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Nov 6, 2015 16:59
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I found someone who is legitimately attractive that's in a polyamorous relationship  Based on the profile though it looks like it's the poly situation of "guy talks girl into being open. Girl gets constantly laid while guy sits at home eating pizza".
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Nov 6, 2015 17:04
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something clever posted:I have thought about it a couple of times. You get this. You can do it! Be the hero we need
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Nov 6, 2015 17:10
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It's funny because "civilization. I'll stay right here" is a reference to a song played in Fallout 3, but she missed the point completely that the guy is staying away from civilization because his verdant and peaceful jungle lifestyle is the city man's vacation.
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Nov 6, 2015 17:38
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I don't understand why anyone would be openly hostile to people on a dating profile. Even if you're not part of the group being insulted, it comes off as really off putting, especially to the people that make your very specific list of criteria
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Nov 6, 2015 18:00
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Business Gorillas posted:I don't understand why anyone would be openly hostile to people on a dating profile. Even if you're not part of the group being insulted, it comes off as really off putting, especially to the people that make your very specific list of criteria People are dumb.
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Nov 6, 2015 18:03
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Stinky_Pete posted:It's funny because "civilization. I'll stay right here" is a reference to a song played in Fallout 3, but she missed the point completely that the guy is staying away from civilization because his verdant and peaceful jungle lifestyle is the city man's vacation. Someone should message that to her as an opener.
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Nov 6, 2015 18:22
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Business Gorillas posted:I found someone who is legitimately attractive that's in a polyamorous relationship Though a friend had a date with a guy in such a setup. Week after the date she gets a message from him to the effect of "there's fighting going on at home so I need to not do this for now maybe later." She was completely baffled until I echoed the goon feelings on "wife wants to do it but had a fit when the husband did" and that really brought it into focus for her.
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Nov 6, 2015 18:43
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There is nothing better than hearing about one spouse convincing/bribing/threatening the other into an open relationship, then proceeding to get laid exactly zero times while the other spouse goes hog wild
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Nov 6, 2015 18:45
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Business Gorillas posted:I don't understand why anyone would be openly hostile to people on a dating profile. Even if you're not part of the group being insulted, it comes off as really off putting, especially to the people that make your very specific list of criteria The one I edited into my post a couple days ago is still basically the best example of that I've found for that so far in a couple years of online dating. And she addresses multiple groups too so bonus. quote:New in this city from new york. So far, it's great, but I wish it was sunnier.
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Nov 6, 2015 18:54
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Shima Honnou posted:After spending some time browsing through okcupid, I came to realize white men are trashy, sexually deviant, closet pedophiles with tons of STDs. There are some profiles to prove this. Any Indian chick that dates them is a disgusting hooker. We don't need to be like the desperate east asian whores and spread our legs to white trash. There I said it. Opened up the can of worms. OK white guys, now that she let the secret out, how do we stuff that cat back into the bag?
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Nov 6, 2015 19:00
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fordham posted:OK white guys, now that she let the secret out, how do we stuff that cat back into the bag? Part of white male privilege is knowing that nothing can end it. Let it roll, don't worry about it, and slam whale!
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Nov 6, 2015 19:04
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DreamShipWrecked posted:There is nothing better than hearing about one spouse convincing/bribing/threatening the other into an open relationship, then proceeding to get laid exactly zero times while the other spouse goes hog wild The cherry on top of this is when the one that did the convincing in the first place is now throwing a fit because the other spouse is way more successful. Why not just swing with other couples then? It'll keep the ratio even
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Nov 6, 2015 19:07
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Swinging is what slutty people do, poly people are more refined & enlightened.
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Nov 6, 2015 19:14
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Someone change the apple comic to one apple becoming 4 apples worth of slices and another apple just getting thrown in the garbage
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Nov 6, 2015 20:06
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Lufiron posted:The cherry on top of this is when the one that did the convincing in the first place is now throwing a fit because the other spouse is way more successful. Why not just swing with other couples then? It'll keep the ratio even From what I understand, even swingers at swingers parties have standards. I had a boss who was convinced by her husband to swing. Dude was a freaking creep. I guess, from the unwanted information he gave to a coworker every morning, she ALWAYS got action and he never did. He was a bit whiny about it.
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Nov 6, 2015 20:18
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Business Gorillas posted:Someone change the apple comic to one apple becoming 4 apples worth of slices and another apple just getting thrown in the garbage How about 4 apples showing up to the hospital because another apple had a miscarriage? I would make that right now but I'm at work
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Nov 6, 2015 21:06
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Chomp8645 posted:Part of white male privilege is knowing that nothing can end it.
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Nov 6, 2015 21:35
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Shima Honnou posted:The one I edited into my post a couple days ago is still basically the best example of that I've found for that so far in a couple years of online dating. And she addresses multiple groups too so bonus. There is a whoooole lot of rage concerning eastern women shacking up with western guys. What area you are from in Asia changes the exact reason for it, but man is there backlash. The best is when you read Asian dudes ranting about these whores dating white dudes then turn around and drool over loads of white women.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:06
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Stinky_Pete posted:How about 4 apples showing up to the hospital because another apple had a miscarriage? Five apples on the edge of a cliff.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:24
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Bored posted:From what I understand, even swingers at swingers parties have standards. I had a boss who was convinced by her husband to swing. Dude was a freaking creep. I guess, from the unwanted information he gave to a coworker every morning, she ALWAYS got action and he never did. He was a bit whiny about it. Oh lol I thought it was "hey we're game to swap, are you two as well?" and it was a fair trade of spouses
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Lufiron posted:Oh lol I thought it was "hey we're game to swap, are you two as well?" and it was a fair trade of spouses Oh no, swingers are kind of more of a organize eternal orgy than anything
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