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Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Powershift posted:

I think the viper is it's own worst enemy. Unless you get one of the super racing track attack packages, the 2016 doesn't justify it's cost over a 2000. If you're just posing with it which let's face it, it's a viper so you are, a $30,000 car has the same visual effect as a $85,000 car.

It's a really awesome vehicle, and it's great that it's built, but i can't see FCA dumping a ton of money on development and safety testing and emission testing to double their monthly sales to 100. At this point they've probably just told 3 or 4 engineers to have fun with it as long as it's legal and then pack their bags for modeno.


it was a to-be-crushed press car, the engine is probably under a hood at sema right now.
It's true that the Viper can't compete on snobbery, but it does have a public wow factor on the level of exotics. Whenever a Gen V comes through, people on the street will point and stare at them and other drivers direct jealous/irritated looks in their direction. People don't react like that to Corvettes, Porsche GT3s, and even Aston Martins, but they do for the F cars and Lambos and Vipers as I've seen firsthand. This is in jaded Walnut Creek of all places. A poser friendly Viper might not be such a hard business case to make. It's a better way to fund the snake's continued existence than, god forbid, a Viper sedan or SUV (Ram SRT10 is acceptable) or it going away altogether.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Yeah, but 90% of the population react the same way to a 2016 viper as they do to a 2000 viper, and in terms of looking good and sounding good and starting more often than not, the 2000 viper is just as capable for 1/3-1/4 the price. The C5 looks like dogshit next to a C7, the diablo doesn't have the same striking appeal of the aventador, most people can't tell a 04 DB7 from a 98 jaguar, but it's hard to tell the phase 2 viper isn't a current model year car.

It has just aged too drat well and isn't usable enough to wear out.

At this point, with $30 grand in your pocket, you can go out and buy a V6 mustang, or a viper with 15,000 miles. That's a dangerous proposition. With $100 grand, you can buy a new viper or a tesla P85D or a GTR or a vantage GT or a 911 GTS or a cayman GT4 or a......

I'm not saying the viper is a bad car, but it's hard to make a case to buy it, which means it's hard to make a case to keep selling it.

Anyways, here's some awesome ai car poo poo





What a wonderful time to be alive.

SUSE Creamcheese
Apr 11, 2007

0toShifty posted:

So this is probably the exact opposite thread I should post a godamned Morris Marina in, but this thing runs and drives and it's in the US so here ya go:




Was there a piano hanging from a crane just outside of the frame? :ohdear:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

zundfolge posted:

Was there a piano hanging from a crane just outside of the frame? :ohdear:

Hmmm...now where DID I put Clarkson's number?

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006


Really wish these were in the correct order

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

They are, ugliest toward the back.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
Toyota van in the background?

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

That gen II looks positively cheerful in a time where auto design is ruled by angry catfish.

Looks sweet dirty or clean

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Powershift posted:

Yeah, but 90% of the population react the same way to a 2016 viper as they do to a 2000 viper, and in terms of looking good and sounding good and starting more often than not, the 2000 viper is just as capable for 1/3-1/4 the price. The C5 looks like dogshit next to a C7, the diablo doesn't have the same striking appeal of the aventador, most people can't tell a 04 DB7 from a 98 jaguar, but it's hard to tell the phase 2 viper isn't a current model year car.


poo poo dont even have to be that fancy. Today at work I drove around a 100k+ escalade ESV that had every warning light on while doing test drives ect... If you wanna turn heads driving, get one and FEEL the hatred radiating from literally everyone. I mean im clearly wearing my mechanic scrubs and still motherfuckers be GLARING with jealous rage.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


It really is amazing how awesome the first gen viper still looks, it came out 23 years ago. It's closer in age to the 1970 charger than it is to the 2016 ACR.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Preoptopus posted:

poo poo dont even have to be that fancy. Today at work I drove around a 100k+ escalade ESV that had every warning light on while doing test drives ect... If you wanna turn heads driving, get one and FEEL the hatred radiating from literally everyone. I mean im clearly wearing my mechanic scrubs and still motherfuckers be GLARING with jealous rage.

lol yea it's jealousy.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Throatwarbler posted:

Toyota van in the background?

That's a Land Cruiser FJ50.

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
I know it would be the stupidest thing ever but I swear I would buy one of these if any of the startups I've worked for got off the loving ground.

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004



Awesome AI sidecar poo poo counts right?

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

Slavvy posted:

What's viper ownership like from a reliability and quality standpoint? I like them but Chrysler gonna Chrysler.

Preoptopus posted:

Ask Das Volk

I bought Viper #1 in late September 2014, just after M3 #3 managed to put down the same time I'd seen for several years in a row at the VCHC. Viper #1:


Pretty, but like some of the women I've dated, seriously deranged. It had several issues - the transmission's reverse gear hub broke, the clutch was not disengaging completely and appeared to have been incorrectly installed at the factory. The radio had been used as a stereo system for the dealership, and several speakers were blown in addition to a blown amp fuse. Sitting for almost a year didn't help it either. The new V10 has an achilles heel in some of the earlier cars where the #8 rod bearing location on the crank face has a machining defect, leading to very sad sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRmKst7LEtw

While I have a well deserved reputation for being hard on cars, I do at least maintain them. Initially I had thought that a lapse in that contributed to my black car's demise, but it turns out that the issues it had were endemic and doomed to failure. My dealership has seen a few others come in for that same #8 rod bearing failure. And speaking of dealerships, there's one really good one in the bay area. Take your car elsewhere and tremendous risk follows.

Every cloud has its silver lining though, and I lemon lawed the car to get my blue TA 2.0 replacement, which is a gigantic performance improvement over the base SRT. So far it's had no major issues, and I've had it on the track 6 or 7 times now. I'll be taking it to Laguna Seca for the last track day of the season via the Shelby club.

I think the bottom line with Viper is that you are getting a tremendous bang for your buck. Dodge can do whatever crazy poo poo they want to make the Viper more profitable, more power to them.

Das Volk fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Nov 6, 2015

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
Woah, a nicer-looking old Mercedes for sale. It's on air bags, I guess that's cool but it's not my thing.


What's this on the trunk? :nws:?


:eyepop:

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Great Beer posted:



Awesome AI sidecar poo poo counts right?

I see this pop up every once in a while and the only thing I can think of when it does is "god drat, I want one of those."

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Powershift posted:

It really is amazing how awesome the first gen viper still looks, it came out 23 years ago. It's closer in age to the 1970 charger than it is to the 2016 ACR.

No kidding?! That's just two years off from being registere as a 'classic' car in Utah which only requires registration and inspection but no emissions checks. I still keep thinking about how my M3 is just 7 years away from that.

Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

WITNESS ME ELMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km1p2-SB-WE
This is pretty straightforward, I really shouldn't be giggling this hard. I've seen stuff get lit on fire and microwaved before, but there's just something about this one...

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I see that and think terminator 2.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Rigged Death Trap posted:

I see that and think terminator 2.

Nah, raiders of the lost ark

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

ehnus
Apr 16, 2003

Now you're thinking with portals!

Friar Zucchini posted:

WITNESS ME ELMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km1p2-SB-WE
This is pretty straightforward, I really shouldn't be giggling this hard. I've seen stuff get lit on fire and microwaved before, but there's just something about this one...

St. Elmo's Fire?

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
It took me a while to decide but I feel like this is awesome AI car poo poo.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

8ender posted:

It took me a while to decide but I feel like this is awesome AI car poo poo.


Especially if that cowl is necessary.

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

8ender posted:

It took me a while to decide but I feel like this is awesome AI car poo poo.


Chevy often looks better slammed. Trucks cars or vans.

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

Raluek posted:

Especially if that cowl is necessary.

It sounded necessary. It was like watching a harrier land except lumpy cam noises.

Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA

Don't see these around very often, so I thought it was awesome.



Had to make a delivery to the local import repair centre, snapped this as I was on my way out. Was in a rush or I would've gotten a better quality one.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
Hello


Hello


Hello????????

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

corn in the fridge posted:

Hello


Hello


Hello????????


[DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES]

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

corn in the fridge posted:

Hello


Hello


Hello????????


Mother of god :stare:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

corn in the fridge posted:

Hello


Hello


Hello????????


[e] last pic not the same car

Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Nov 10, 2015

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747
soo when did AM switch to inboard suspension??

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Das Volk posted:

soo when did AM switch to inboard suspension??

When they needed to justify why a halo car with an MSRP north of seven figures was worth the premium over a normal aston despite it having a nearly indistinguishable silhouette from the rest of the lineup?

Fwiw, the engine pic is of the white car (one77 or something like that) in the background in the middle picture.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM0qmMb3sCg

Have some trophy truck porn, AI. Because I :h: you.

PaintVagrant
Apr 13, 2007

~ the ultimate driving machine ~

T1g4h posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM0qmMb3sCg

Have some trophy truck porn, AI. Because I :h: you.

The sasquatch middle finger made me laugh really hard.

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
I know how much you all like volvos so I took a pic of this while I was picking up my ute.
It's on bags and has heaps of custom stuff inside. It's in for a full wrap and then off for a cruise around Australia to gather sponsors. Dunno why.



Have a drag bike with a turbo and NOS too :allears: it'll be..... Quite visible from what I saw of the wrap that's been done already

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Modus Man
Jun 8, 2004



Soiled Meat

T1g4h posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM0qmMb3sCg

Have some trophy truck porn, AI. Because I :h: you.

it's decided then, the perfect getaway vehicle for a bank heist would be a trophy truck. Sure, you could hear it 2 miles away but gently caress it, 5-0 wont be able to get that close.

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