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BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

hobbesmaster posted:

real story is OS X opengl drivers are such poo poo that a 65W tdp processor is being beaten by something not even using 6.5W

there are no 65w tdp chips in that table fyi

closest one is the 15 inch retina mbp cpu which is 45w iirc but that includes four CPU cores which get most of the power budget, and also intels GPU team has been a bit underwhelming for a long time. had hopes with crystal well but it turned out to be unbalanced and as usual theyre taking their sweet time fixing it

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Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Miley Virus posted:



massive queues for the grand opening of sydney's microsoſt store this morning

yeah, nah

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

those dudes look like they got bussed in from ms' Australian headquarters nearby

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

THC posted:

those dudes look like they got bussed in from ms' Australian headquarters nearby

including the badge lanyards

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
these losers waiting in line for bad consumer electronics aren't like the actual losers who wait in line for bad consumer electronics at the other store without being paid to do so

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Sniep posted:

including the badge lanyards

"we dunno if we'll be back in the office before 5 so bring your briefcases and backpacks, save yourselves a trip back there"

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Maybe they're giving away concert tickets like the last time they had people lining up at an MS store.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sniep posted:

including the badge lanyards

hahaha you can clearly read microsoft on them

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

also who the gently caress wears their badge around their neck, clip that poo poo to a belt loop on your pants

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Sniep posted:

including the badge lanyards

those lanyards were almost certainly free giveaways.

worn by microsoft employees.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

mishaq posted:

also who the gently caress wears their badge around their neck, clip that poo poo to a belt loop on your pants

cool ppl put their badges in their wallet and just slap their wallets on the rfid pads on the doors. what kinda poo poo as company makes you wear a visible badge atg all times? like some kinda fuckin dog collar for humans.


Thanks City of Glompton for the glorious sig

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

cool ppl put their badges in their wallet and just slap their wallets on the rfid pads on the doors. what kinda poo poo as company makes you wear a visible badge atg all times? like some kinda fuckin dog collar for humans.

cool ppl dont have rfid badges dude

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
cool ppl use vim. -someone who has been in the basement for liek wayyyy too long

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

cool ppl put their badges in their wallet and just slap their wallets on the rfid pads on the doors. what kinda poo poo as company makes you wear a visible badge atg all times? like some kinda fuckin dog collar for humans.

lol if you dont work for a faceless corporation where you keep your badge out at all times so you can ask ummmmm, jim...? about the weather

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
wearing a lanyard is for retail employees unless there is a chance you will be shot for trespassing

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
lol if you even talk to any coworkers at all

gently caress off, loser. im here to code and gently caress 10s, and you're a 6

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i didnt know u rated hotness in binary

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

triple sulk posted:

i didnt know u rated hotness in binary
oh gently caress :eyepop:

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

triple sulk posted:

i didnt know u rated hotness in binary

:wow:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

triple sulk posted:

i didnt know u rated hotness in binary

lol

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

i didnt know u rated hotness in binary

drat

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

people treating a binary joke as a legit burn, only in yospos

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Linguica posted:

people treating a binary joke as a legit burn, only in yospos

yeah yospos friggin owns

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

thicrosoft

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

triple sulk posted:

i didnt know u rated hotness in binary

6 isn't binary

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

qntm posted:

6 isn't binary

nice catch

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur
skype for business name went back to Lync with the last window update that was applied just now for me

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

program666 posted:

skype for business name went back to Lync with the last window update that was applied just now for me

Yup lync is back to the name due to people getting confused :laugh:

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

skype for workgroups: lync series

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




program666 posted:

skype for business name went back to Lync with the last window update that was applied just now for me

weird, just did a full update sweep and i'm still skype for businessing

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
microsoft has started a/b testing with windows updates

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

program666 posted:

skype for business name went back to Lync with the last window update that was applied just now for me
what

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

resident microsoft shill @ the verge is still very mad









Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Elder Postsman posted:

yeah yospos friggin owns

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

this is nerd armageddon. all the constants in their life are being upended and they're going down kicking and screaming

the age of intel is over. god bless stebe and timb

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

cremnob posted:

resident microsoft shill @ the verge is still very mad



He is factually incorrect as well

http://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2015/04/29/paypal-deploys-arm-servers-in-data-centers/

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

that guy is so mad

pram
Jun 10, 2001
lol

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Amethyst posted:

yeah, nah






what

it's smaller than every intel thing that ars tested.

all the intel things except the Core M have fans and heat pipes, the iPad Pro has none. it has far more thermal constraints

the Surface Book's keyboard battery alone easily beats the iPad Pro.

every statement is wrong :(

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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Intel is a fuckin' horrible company, lol that there are computer nerds who are paid to cry that an intel offering was beaten

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