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AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Tony Bourdain writes about eating sheep testicles in one of his books and the way he describes it makes me really wanna chow down on some balls. In general all meat is really good.

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Merkin Muffley
Aug 1, 2006
The Ballsiest

the most shocking part of this is the same person who thought stomping on a hot dog before incinerating it ALSO thought "you know, some (cat barf) stuffed endives would really make this plate pop"

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Samizdata posted:

Question - What does it feel like being so wrong it causes a fundamental universal shift?

No idea as I am correct

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff
What about venison? How should it be prepared before throwing in the trash?



also, I think I've might have seen this in the thread:

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Make those meat turtles with good sausage instead of hot dogs and we'll talk.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Schubalts posted:

Make those meat turtles with good sausage instead of hot dogs and we'll talk.

Like one made with imitation krab® and loose corn?

the smug dog dude posted:

well done only

And you call yourself a dog.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I heart bacon posted:

imitation krab®

how deep does this go?

Deport The Irish
Nov 25, 2013

Trent posted:

how deep does this go?

Imitation krab is cheese food product dyed to look like krab.

Loose corn.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I heart bacon posted:

And you call yourself a dog.

I do no such thing.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

PCOS Bill posted:

No idea as I am correct

And you're...wrong.

Again.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


Hey, when did Ben Schwartz become less insufferable?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


7 More Disgusting Foods Your Grandparents Ate (Taste-Tested)

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Subjunctive posted:

This is a reasonable request.

We still haven't had Anti-Food Porn Thread: Turds and Whey yet :(

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Remember: Don't shoot food!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

EorayMel posted:

Remember: Don't shoot food!

If you never shot it, then it would never become food.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Samizdata posted:

If you never shot it, then it would never become food.

What's the best weapon to murder corn?

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
Are there burger rules?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I don't like the puddle. It bothers me.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Picnic Princess posted:

I don't like the puddle. It bothers me.

Is there even a bottom bun? It's like it's all precariously balanced on a single greasy patty.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

:( looks bad todd


edgy #wifematerial? or just southern american?


"I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED MEAAAAAT... loving STEAK... *orgasmic and ruining his pants*" - hipster looking youtube guy taking food porn to extremes, 2015

Gridlocked has a new favorite as of 08:47 on Nov 17, 2015

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

PubicMice posted:

Are there burger rules?


I wonder how similar it looks when it comes sliding out of you a week after you eat it.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

EorayMel posted:

Remember: Don't shoot food!


I'm the water pistol.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

PubicMice posted:

Are there burger rules?


That reminds me of novembars. http://www.novembars.com/pgs/menu.html
I used to live around that area but moved away 5 years ago. On Saturday I'm moving back in that area.
I haven't got $100-300 for a burger (plus it only takes two small sandwiches leaves me uncomfortably full as I'm not a big eater). But I might grab a regular burger there and see if anyone else goes for one of their huge ones or the chilli "runny nose" burger

Fo3 has a new favorite as of 10:24 on Nov 17, 2015

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Elliotw2 posted:

I'm the water pistol.

gently caress you, I was gonna be the water pistol.

I guess I'm the airsoft pistol to the left.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Gridlocked posted:

:( looks bad todd


edgy #wifematerial? or just southern american?


"I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED MEAAAAAT... loving STEAK... *orgasmic and ruining his pants*" - hipster looking youtube guy taking food porn to extremes, 2015

If only he knew that Miyazaki beef has won the title for a decade.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Stare too long into the burger, and the burger stares back.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Humphreys posted:

If only he knew that Miyazaki beef has won the title for a decade.

As if there was anything about Miyazaki he doesn't know.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Fo3 posted:

That reminds me of novembars. http://www.novembars.com/pgs/menu.html
I used to live around that area but moved away 5 years ago. On Saturday I'm moving back in that area.
I haven't got $100-300 for a burger (plus it only takes two small sandwiches leaves me uncomfortably full as I'm not a big eater). But I might grab a regular burger there and see if anyone else goes for one of their huge ones or the chilli "runny nose" burger
"Please note that reference to quantities of burger content is to a portion; for example 3 lettuce means 3 portions of lettuce, not 3 whole lettuce. Similarly with onion."

Thank God.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

AnonSpore posted:

Tony Bourdain writes about eating sheep testicles in one of his books and the way he describes it makes me really wanna chow down on some balls. In general all meat is really good.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

PubicMice posted:

Are there burger rules?


Only zoning laws

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Elliotw2 posted:

I'm the water pistol.

No that's a Bud Light

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

TontoCorazon posted:

What's the best weapon to murder corn?

Small gauge shottie works well.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



PubicMice posted:

Are there burger rules?


By the way this was a fun experience loading the page on a phone going through an area with 1x reception.

"Oh, a hamburger."

"Nice bun."

"Precarious? Wonder what these people are talking abooowwoOOOAAHHHHSHIT"

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


TontoCorazon posted:

What's the best weapon to murder corn?

Deer, squirrels, and bad photography if it has gotten loose.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

EorayMel posted:

Remember: Don't shoot food!


Believe it or not, bringing your own knife to restaurants is incredibly popular among the mentally ill everyday carry crowd.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It is green.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

PCOS Bill posted:

No that's a Bud Light

Lol

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Soap made out of a man with peaches and blood

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girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants
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