|
Inspector_666 posted:Didn't you just get into IT like a year ago? How are you already doing interviews. We put people onto interview panels more or less 3 months after they start. It might not be solo, but into the deep end with you.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:45 |
|
|
# ? May 27, 2024 02:02 |
|
Greatest Weakness: Remembering names. It's a great answer because you can say that it's difficult and you have to make a conscious effort to remember. At that point, you can take a moment to recite back the interviewers names to show that you're paying attention and that you can overcome your weakness. Historical figure on an airplane: Mata Hari. It works on multiple levels.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:05 |
|
Dr. Arbitrary posted:Greatest Weakness: Remembering names. then again i wouldn't ask this question, i would attempt to find your deepest, most personal insecurity and bring it up
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:52 |
|
That actually seems like a half-decent answer but my answer is kryptonite which is typically followed by laughter and on to the next question. If they press then it's time to bs a weakness but tell it in way that's a strength. I took on too much work, overload myself but now I've started to refer tasks to my immediate team members.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:59 |
|
Airwatch is software made by VMWare that's not a hypervisor. That makes the situation pretty much self explanatory.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 04:02 |
|
Vulture Culture posted:unless you were applying for a sales position i'd laugh you right out of the room with this horseshit You could always ask the question I was asked when I interviewed for a Mac Genius position almost a decade ago. "If you were tasked with designing the world's most advanced toilet, what would you focus on?"
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 05:05 |
|
Wrath of the Bitch King posted:You could always ask the question I was asked when I interviewed for a Mac Genius position almost a decade ago.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 05:14 |
|
Wrath of the Bitch King posted:
Twitter Integration
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 05:17 |
|
Vulture Culture posted:When this happened to me it was really loving annoying because they took six weeks to build and deliver us a new rack and when they had everything all together it still didn't work for another month Yeah we fortunately had another rack destined for another location ready to go at the integrator that we could just deliver to the location where it took a happy little dive off the liftgate, but that had fun knock-on effects for future rollouts.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 06:02 |
|
luminalflux posted:Yeah we fortunately had another rack destined for another location ready to go at the integrator that we could just deliver to the location where it took a happy little dive off the liftgate, but that had fun knock-on effects for future rollouts. Instead they put a wheeled pallet jack containing a tall, top-heavy, extremely expensive piece of equipment onto a liftgate where the outer half angled about 15 degrees down, because how can this go wrong When it started to list the guy underneath tried to catch it and keep it from tipping because we just haven't established their intelligence yet Vulture Culture fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Nov 19, 2015 |
# ? Nov 19, 2015 06:09 |
|
I'm glad I don't do datacenter ops at all anymore. When I did rock'n'roll the first thing I taught people when unloading a truck was to not try and catch something if it's about to fall off the liftgate/ramps (also, if you're 4 people holding something that won't happen). Still didn't stop idiots from trying catch the rigging assembly for a Meyer line array from toppling off the gate with their foot. It looks like , weighs 275 lbs and is transported standing like that on wheels. luminalflux fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Nov 19, 2015 |
# ? Nov 19, 2015 06:21 |
|
Wrath of the Bitch King posted:You could always ask the question I was asked when I interviewed for a Mac Genius position almost a decade ago. "I've been to Japan, the answer is the bidet."
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 06:29 |
|
Wrath of the Bitch King posted:You could always ask the question I was asked when I interviewed for a Mac Genius position almost a decade ago. Automatic Instagram posts of my latest turd including weight and size stats
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 06:59 |
|
A toilet that makes continuous bathroom noises to mask the bathroom noises that oneself is generating
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 07:02 |
|
mewse posted:A toilet that makes continuous bathroom noises to mask the bathroom noises that oneself is generating The toilets I used in Japan all had a music button. Never tried it though but I expect crappy music to drown out a furious butt trumpet solo.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 07:30 |
|
The only real music for drowning out my time on the throne is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOsaYPV9ldM
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 08:55 |
|
Sprechensiesexy posted:The toilets I used in Japan all had a music button. Never tried it though but I expect crappy music to drown out a furious butt trumpet solo. One at my workplace comes on automatically and sounds like birds and a creek. I always turn it off
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 09:06 |
|
Wrath of the Bitch King posted:"If you were tasked with designing the world's most advanced toilet, what would you focus on?" Making sure the flush worked. Seriously. You can have a toilet with a massage and a heated seat and internet connectivity but if it doesn't get all the poop down it's worse than a basic model.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 09:40 |
|
bull3964 posted:Airwatch is software made by VMWare that's not a hypervisor. I thought it was made by someone else, not finished and then bought by VMWare? Thanks for the info guys. We just finished a demo with Maas360 and will probably be doing one with Airwatch soon if they even call us back.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 14:02 |
|
Vulture Culture posted:the answer is always product-market fit Dev Ops Toshimo posted:Twitter Integration Marketing Inspector_666 posted:"I've been to Japan, the answer is the bidet." Sales CLAM DOWN posted:Automatic Instagram posts of my latest turd including weight and size stats Marketing manager mewse posted:A toilet that makes continuous bathroom noises to mask the bathroom noises that oneself is generating Accounting Che Delilas posted:Making sure the flush worked. Seriously. You can have a toilet with a massage and a heated seat and internet connectivity but if it doesn't get all the poop down it's worse than a basic model. Networking Systems admin: hardening the toilet to prevent cracks and leaks, even if used maliciously Programming / dev: the perfect fitting toilet seat and an intuitive flusher CEO: more features, some not yet invented, at a lower cost than any competitors even if it means cutting positions from marketing because this thing will market itself!
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:27 |
|
Instead of selling a toilet that user owns forever, what if we give them the toilet for free and sell them annual user licenses?
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:36 |
|
Dr. Arbitrary posted:Instead of selling a toilet that user owns forever, what if we give them the toilet for free and sell them annual user licenses? Something, something volume licensing.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:38 |
|
If your diet changes and you don't have active software assurance then it throws the turds back at you. If you let maintenance lapse then you need to pay 90% of the cost of a new toilet and have a chargeable engineer visit to be allowed to bring it back under support.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:47 |
Judge Schnoopy posted:Programming / dev: the perfect fitting toilet seat and an intuitive flusher Maybe I should go back to software. "Sitting comfort" was my first thought, admittedly I was also reading that post while taking a dump on company time, on a toilet with a half broken seat.
|
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:49 |
|
Double wide with an iPad standflosofl posted:Something, something volume licensing. Horrifying
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:52 |
|
Why, you already have a shelf for your milk and comics.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:53 |
|
Dr. Arbitrary posted:Instead of selling a toilet that user owns forever, what if we give them the toilet for free and sell them annual user licenses? Would this be a model of Flush as a Service, where one annual license allows the functional use of the device? Or perhaps client PALs (Poop Access License) for every user? Or a tiered volume deal of 5 turd Basic, 15 turd Professional, unlimited turd Enterprise licenses?
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:53 |
|
if it doesn't have a snack tray i don't see the point frankly
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:53 |
|
Judge Schnoopy posted:Sales The difference between my suggestion and most of the ones that come out of sales is that the built-in bidet is actually something you need but just don't know it yet.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:01 |
|
I love this thread so much right now. This is exactly what I needed this morning.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:02 |
|
No Chipotle gift card cross promotional jokes?
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:04 |
|
Judge Schnoopy posted:Dev Ops
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:05 |
|
anyone have opinions on simplivity vs.tintri?
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:14 |
|
Current status of https://microsoft.com:
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:19 |
|
Judge Schnoopy posted:CEO: more features, some not yet invented, at a lower cost than any competitors even if it means cutting positions from marketing because this thing will market itself! "Make it so I can poo poo in the toilet without having to sit on it or take the time to actually use it. What? No, it can't be mobile, that's stupid. Don't tell me it's impossible, I'm sure those boys at Apple could figure it out! Put on your thinking caps and get it done, we're already selling the concept."
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:30 |
|
"It looks like you're trying to drop a log. Would you like help?"
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:38 |
|
Kashuno posted:anyone have opinions on simplivity vs.tintri? Well, Simplivity is hyperconverged and Tintri is storage, so they are going to fit somewhat different needs. But if your budget can accommodate it Tintri is really really good. All of our customers who buy it are very happy with the performance and simplicity.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:40 |
|
The correct answer is a toilet that blocks smartphone use to help reduce employee downtime and increase efficiency.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:45 |
|
NippleFloss posted:Well, Simplivity is hyperconverged and Tintri is storage, so they are going to fit somewhat different needs. But if your budget can accommodate it Tintri is really really good. All of our customers who buy it are very happy with the performance and simplicity. That's where I'm at; idk why we had considered Simplivity as an option, and I just sat through the most embarrassingly bad sales meeting ever with them. Trying to narrow down some storage options to put in front of upper management. Comparing Tintri and Tegile is next.
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:57 |
|
|
# ? May 27, 2024 02:02 |
|
Nerdrock posted:The correct answer is a toilet that blocks smartphone use to help reduce employee downtime and increase efficiency. Whoa now, don't want to incite a riot
|
# ? Nov 19, 2015 17:07 |