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Popular Human
Jul 17, 2005

and if it's a lie, terrorists made me say it

The funny thing about this is you can buy a device called an Alphasmart Neo right now that does 99% of what this thing does (except it looks like an ugly green-gray brick instead of a 'cool' hipstery typewriter) for $30.

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Cockmaster
Feb 24, 2002

Popular Human posted:

The funny thing about this is you can buy a device called an Alphasmart Neo right now that does 99% of what this thing does (except it looks like an ugly green-gray brick instead of a 'cool' hipstery typewriter) for $30.

To be fair, the Hemmingwrite's e-ink screen looks like it might be easier on the eyes than that little 90's-era LCD display.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Cockmaster posted:

iOS supports custom keyboard apps, yes? Just write an app to put the keys wherever's convenient for the typewriter thing.



Meanwhile, the Roboroach, the thing advertising DIY cockroach cyber-surgery, appears to be doing healthy business:

https://backyardbrains.com/products/roboroach

It didn't support them until like this year, maybe late last year, and this product was around like the year ipads first came out. It also, of course, used a holder that would only fit the original ipad properly, And I don't think the original iPad got the update to use custom keyboards

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

I'm old enough to have grown up with curly wired phones and physical buttons representing all three stations on the TV and all sort of other cold war chic poo poo like that.

That dumb typewriter thing is without exception the ugliest, least cool thing I've ever seen.

edit: It's fitting they're associated with that NaNoWriMo nonsense. It's a hideous child's toy for people who want to play at being a writer.

joedevola has a new favorite as of 15:16 on Nov 27, 2015

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Playing at being a writer is fine and fun, more people should dabble in creative pursuits.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
E-ink displays are stupid in this application. I'd take it one step further and remove the display entirely.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jeffmach/absinthe-heroes-the-darkly-humorous-steampunk-rock

Steampunk rock opera.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS2fUK6_jn8

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007


quote:

A Steampunk tale of mad science, glorious villainy, and the Apocalypse, told with wit, drama, satire and devilishly clever rock music.

There is no part of this sentence I don't love

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

A Steampunk Gent posted:

There is no part of this sentence I don't love

Oh of course you would

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!



Not gonna lie, I thought that was a picture of a rock at first.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

I Before E posted:

Oh of course you would

The rock opera for Sophisticated Gentlemen

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i thought it was gonna be that robot steampunk band doing an opera.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
If you could do an entire opera with robots (not animatronic pizza time hoedown band creepy things) I would fund the hell out of that.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


this is who i was talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-jeYSPQZ0

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014


this is a joke band right please tell me it is please

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Jokes don't have to be intentional.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Butyraceous posted:

this is a joke band right please tell me it is please

I'm sorry.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Butyraceous posted:

this is a joke band right please tell me it is please

It's like the three people in college who had 'interesting' voices got together and made a band with no concept of harmony, melody, or tone.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Why would you post that. I'm so distressed.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i am a monster and i am unrepentant.

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

Jokes don't have to be intentional.

this makes me feel better about it, thank you LOVE LOVE SKELETON, you'll be in my dreams

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
I think I've figured out the twist in the new MST3K. We've got Doc Forrester's daughter and TV's Frank's son or clone, so I bet the host is going to turn out to be a 50/50 clone of Joel and Mike. He is the prophesied one: Joike (pronounced Joy-key).

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Groovelord Neato posted:

i am a monster and i am unrepentant.

The scariest part is how glowing the comments are.

FIGHTING-MAN
Sep 24, 2012

I'm still trying to process this band in my head. My head hurts now.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Hey guy.

gently caress you for posting that.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

i thought that i hated the bass player the most but then the girl started doing this little dance at 1:00 or so in

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

The only way to make the idea of steampunk music even more insufferable is to combine it with nerdcore rap and make an ouroboros of pasty white smugness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiRPBCiJg2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Hey gently caress you too buddy, nobody needed to see that.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Sleeveless posted:

The only way to make the idea of steampunk music even more insufferable is to combine it with nerdcore rap and make an ouroboros of pasty white smugness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiRPBCiJg2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk

Ahahahah what the hell :psyboom:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I am white and unironnically enjoy chap-hop.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
We may as well get this out of the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG_rEqCivn4

Pro-click for Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, and Tom Kenney.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Sleeveless posted:

The only way to make the idea of steampunk music even more insufferable is to combine it with nerdcore rap and make an ouroboros of pasty white smugness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiRPBCiJg2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk

Hey man this is the Awful Kickstarter thread not the AUG thread

Nerds are loving terrible. This makes me cringe almost as much as videos of bronies lovingly describing every Twilight Sparkle toy they have set up in their pony shrine.

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shiftwear-customize-your-kicks/#/



What an amazing revolutionary, never seen before flexible e-ink colour display (either that, or the shoe is as rigid as a cinderblock).

Not only that, if you refer enough contributors you get a pair for free!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

xlevus posted:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shiftwear-customize-your-kicks/#/



What an amazing revolutionary, never seen before flexible e-ink colour display (either that, or the shoe is as rigid as a cinderblock).

Not only that, if you refer enough contributors you get a pair for free!

I was going to make a joke about their funding being flexible even if their shoe isn't, but of course they found enough rubes to smash their sales target anyway

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

xlevus posted:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shiftwear-customize-your-kicks/#/



What an amazing revolutionary, never seen before flexible e-ink colour display (either that, or the shoe is as rigid as a cinderblock).

Not only that, if you refer enough contributors you get a pair for free!

Ahaha that's the biggest scam I've ever seen

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Even rigid that would outclass anything at that price point. Two large high-contrast e-ink displays for $200? Insanity.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

seriously who is giving these scammers money? It's got nearly all the red flags.

-impossible technology
-on indiegogo because it can't meet kickstarter's minimal anti-scam checks
-flexible funding because why not
-ridiculously fast shipping date (Fall 2016 with no prototype)

If it was a bunch of Russians pitching this it'd be scam bingo

e: just noticed their "risks and challenges" is basically "we might not get enough money". Bingo!

Saint Isaias Boner has a new favorite as of 15:49 on Dec 1, 2015

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

xlevus posted:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shiftwear-customize-your-kicks/#/



What an amazing revolutionary, never seen before flexible e-ink colour display (either that, or the shoe is as rigid as a cinderblock).

Not only that, if you refer enough contributors you get a pair for free!

Instead of making stupid color e-ink shoes, can anyone make a color e-book with super fast refreshing speed for a start? I would totally buy that.

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

xlevus posted:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shiftwear-customize-your-kicks/#/



What an amazing revolutionary, never seen before flexible e-ink colour display (either that, or the shoe is as rigid as a cinderblock).

Not only that, if you refer enough contributors you get a pair for free!

quote:

Will the sneakers be waterproof?
Yes! Completely waterproof and machine washable.

quote:

Features:
Waterproof up to 5 meters

https://www.thrillist.com/gear/what-your-watch-water-resistance-numbers-mean posted:

Water Resistant 30 Meters / 3 Atmospheres / 3 Bar
If your watch claims to be water resistant to 30 meters, it actually means it's just splash resistant

Thank god the shoes don't exist, because you wouldn't be able to wear them, either.

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