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Goons hung up on hanging posters because they're more likely to be hanged than be hung.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:01 |
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Cage posted:Right on time, bro. Lmao, do you hang your posters up that way too?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:14 |
This is wiping standing up vs sitting down all over again.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:16 |
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You know what's cute? Peanuts. Specifically the best character, Snoopy, but that's beside the point. Let's look at some Peanuts move posters! I take it it's a spin on the Grand Budapest movie poster? it's cute, but I don't like the windows. How does Snoopy sleep in there? Or I guess he goes inside with Charlie. I also like the titles beneath the character names ...I'm not so keen on this poster. I don't think those words over woodstock's head are doing it any favors. My favorite. My heart is melting! Look at that cute Snoopy nose. It's nice they found a way to keep the iconic Schultz style without making it horrendous.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:40 |
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Lurdiak posted:This is wiping standing up vs sitting down all over again. I only wipe my rear end with posters.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:41 |
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kiimo posted:You've seen it? How is Sly because he just won a supporting acting award from the National Board of Review but they have an agenda so I'm not sure. He is a legitimate shot at getting another Oscar (although it'll probably be Mark Rylance). A lock for a nomination at the least.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 23:01 |
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Lurdiak posted:This is wiping standing up vs sitting down all over again.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 23:03 |
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Wedemeyer posted:You know what's cute? Peanuts. Specifically the best character, Snoopy, but that's beside the point. Let's look at some Peanuts move posters! Not sure if you knew, but it's supposed to be a take on this (also bad) Birdman poster:
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 23:10 |
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Lady Naga posted:I only wipe my rear end with posters. Me too, but only if they're hanged too close to the ceiling.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 23:30 |
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That's why I wipe my rear end on the ceiling.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 23:47 |
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While sitting or while standing though? that's the heart of this matter.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 23:50 |
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Come see Arvin and the Lemmunks! As a reminder if you didn't see it... Don't miss Ice Age Madagascar is Frozen and Penguin Minions are Walking With Coca Cola Polarsaurs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A_F5oYJGI
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 03:46 |
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gently caress you, it's January! Except we have Kung Fu Panda for some reason.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 03:48 |
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 04:09 |
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Shoehead posted:A poorly hung poster killed their parents. Did it fall off the ceiling and crush his parents, because if so....
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 04:10 |
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*Road Chip
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 04:13 |
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I still can't believe those posters have been using the same drat renders since the first movie.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 04:38 |
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Cage posted:Ya'll doing exactly what I said you would do in my earlier post. Now get posting posters. Well I thought both of them were dead so playing zombies is good casting.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 04:41 |
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Waffleman_ posted:I still can't believe those posters have been using the same drat renders since the first movie. Why can't you believe it? Everybody involved in any aspect of the Alvin and the Chipmunks franchise, from the directors to the screenwriters to the actors, animators, promo designers and audience, don't give a poo poo. Nobody making it cares if it's good, nobody watching it will notice that it's bad. As long as those annoying shithead CGI chipmunks are on a thing in that default 'tude pose people will go and watch it for some reason.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 04:47 |
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King Vidiot posted:Why can't you believe it? Everybody involved in any aspect of the Alvin and the Chipmunks franchise, from the directors to the screenwriters to the actors, animators, promo designers and audience, don't give a poo poo. Nobody making it cares if it's good, nobody watching it will notice that it's bad. As long as those annoying shithead CGI chipmunks are on a thing in that default 'tude pose people will go and watch it for some reason. And yet they have the balls to open the same day as Star Wars.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 05:00 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I got yelled at because my Mad Max posters were 14 feet below my cathedral ceiling. I think I yelled at you because I thought one poster was smaller than the others, but the twist was that I actually don't understand how perspective works.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 05:19 |
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Waffleman_ posted:And yet they have the balls to open the same day as Star Wars.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 06:37 |
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Huh. I wonder if anybody at any time spoke up in a meeting and said "Isn't it a bit confusing to have a Colorado license plate in Monument Valley, AZ? Fake edit: Oh no, Johnson, that's the point, they're driving to Colorado! ...I guess.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:04 |
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They didn't even bother to cut out the white on..uh Simon's(?) glasses.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:10 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Well, they're hardly targeting the same demographics. ...yeah they are? Star Wars is PG-13, but it's getting marketed to kids hard and Star Wars has almost always been seen as a kid-friendly brand.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:15 |
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kiimo posted:Huh. I wonder if anybody at any time spoke up in a meeting and said "Isn't it a bit confusing to have a Colorado license plate in Monument Valley, AZ? Get these fuckin rats outta my goddamn state.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:30 |
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kiimo posted:
I'm the cartoon polar bear's rectal prolapse.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:35 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Well, they're hardly targeting the same demographics. Star Wars targets every demographic.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:43 |
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Not a poster but the cover of the Hateful Eight soundtrack LP
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 08:21 |
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kiimo posted:Huh. I wonder if anybody at any time spoke up in a meeting and said "Isn't it a bit confusing to have a Colorado license plate in Monument Valley, AZ? Shoehead posted:They didn't even bother to cut out the white on..uh Simon's(?) glasses. Waffleman_ posted:I still can't believe those posters have been using the same drat renders since the first movie. King Vidiot posted:Why can't you believe it? Everybody involved in any aspect of the Alvin and the Chipmunks franchise, from the directors to the screenwriters to the actors, animators, promo designers and audience, don't give a poo poo. Nobody making it cares if it's good, nobody watching it will notice that it's bad. As long as those annoying shithead CGI chipmunks are on a thing in that default 'tude pose people will go and watch it for some reason. It's not a real poster.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 08:38 |
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here is the real poster for comparison
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 08:47 |
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Angry Alvin: Furry Road
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 08:47 |
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It doesn't even have the right subtitle and is verifiably false with maybe five seconds of research but that's five less seconds towards making sick burns on a low-effort children's movie I guess.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 08:48 |
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to be fair, this is also one of the official teaser posters, featuring everyone's favorite render of da munks lookin super cool with new sunglasses pasted over
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 08:58 |
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The best is when they get uncomfortably close to the key art because it makes them look like horrible mouth breathers
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 09:04 |
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 09:04 |
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Lady Naga posted:It doesn't even have the right subtitle and is verifiably false with maybe five seconds of research but that's five less seconds towards making sick burns on a low-effort children's movie I guess. seriously i expected once Sleeveless pointed out the major error of "Road Chip" people would catch on but what do I know
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 09:06 |
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Wedemeyer posted:You know what's cute? Peanuts. Specifically the best character, Snoopy, but that's beside the point. Let's look at some Peanuts move posters! I think it's disgusting they put "by Schulz" on every one of these posters uh because he's been dead for 15 years in case someone on earth didn't know that
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 10:14 |
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:I think it's disgusting they put "by Schulz" on every one of these posters gently caress them for honoring the original author amirite (it is probably a contractual obligation anyway, so people don't get ideas about snoopy being a merch mascot created in a marketing lab)
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 10:29 |
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fatherboxx posted:gently caress them for honoring the original author amirite I believe that it is a contractual thing and that any Peanuts media should have it on there somewhere.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 13:10 |