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cash crab posted:I win the AUG thread Jeffurson Davis says the South shall rise again.
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Teddybear posted:Jeffurson Davis says the South shall rise again. Looks like we need a General Furman. 
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Dec 5, 2015 01:27
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88h88 posted:It's finely crafted but still... Tokyo Sexwhale
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Dec 5, 2015 02:14
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Scroto Baggins posted:
I wonder what has to go wrong in a person's life that they develop a sexual obsession with whatever the gently caress Norbert is. E: Nuebot posted:Is that the big bang theory guy? He does kinda look like a chubby Jim Parsons. the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 03:32 on Dec 5, 2015 |
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Dec 5, 2015 03:30
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I think that's John of E, who is also sexually obsessed with the dog from "Family Guy" but his true love is a dog from an Australian cartoon. The yellow thing is an angry beaver, from the show "The Angry Beavers". I cannot explain why it does not look like a beaver. AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 05:10 on Dec 5, 2015 |
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Dec 5, 2015 05:07
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Seriously? Someone loving jerks it to the Angry Beavers? Is nothing sacred anymore!?
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Seriously? Someone loving jerks it to the Angry Beavers? Is nothing sacred anymore!? Nope. This is the internet. If you can think of it somebody, somewhere is masturbating to it.
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Is nothing sacred anymore!? I don't understand how this question can still be asked on the Internet in 2015.
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The Mentalizer posted:I wonder what has to go wrong in a person's life that they develop a sexual obsession with whatever the gently caress Norbert is. I dunno, it's pretty normal to be turned on by beavers.
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Seriously? Someone loving jerks it to the Angry Beavers? Is nothing sacred anymore!? And right now someone is out there jerking to your anger over Angry Beaver jerking.
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Dec 5, 2015 06:32
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Nope. This is the internet. If you can think of it somebody, somewhere is masturbating to it. As much as that fact has been brutally beaten into my head over the years there's still the occasional oddity (such as Angry Beaver dude up there) that baffles me. I think that's probably a good thing, like maybe I'm not completely dead inside just yet. E: Bluemillion posted:I dunno, it's pretty normal to be turned on by beavers. 
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Dec 5, 2015 06:32
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 Yeah, warp it baby.
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Dec 5, 2015 07:36
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LingcodKilla posted:It must be love. What a horribly physically mismatched pair. I found this picture to sum things up nicely  He was 36 when this picture was taken. Like Jesus Christ dude, it's ok to grow up and wear big boy clothes eventually.
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Dec 5, 2015 08:21
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I found this picture to sum things up nicely To be fair, and I'm not defending him because he looks like poo poo, a bit of that is that its sort of his brand. Like when people go see Kevin Smith they expect a certain level of jorts and hockey jerseys, it's like if you wen't to a KISS concert and the band was in suits and ties and played the entire show sitting down. He's also a lot thinner these days than he was in the past, just compare his first stand up special with his most recent one.
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Dec 5, 2015 08:41
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Nope. This is the internet. If you can think of it somebody, somewhere is masturbating to it. Scathach posted:
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Dec 5, 2015 09:38
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Looks like a red carpet event so he is not dressed appropriately at all. Only acts like the blue man group and daft punk get away with that
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Dec 5, 2015 09:39
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There's a Kevin Smith thread in CineD, go talk about him there.
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Dec 5, 2015 10:30
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hey look its kevin smith
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Dec 5, 2015 12:07
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That's honestly as bad as neck fungus and seeping legs. There are just some pictures that shouldn't be posted all over, for our sanity.
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Dec 5, 2015 12:16
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I suddenly feel an intense need to floss
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Dec 5, 2015 12:37
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I found this picture to sum things up nicely To his credit, nobody else is doing "Middle School, 1994" chic, really. 
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Dec 5, 2015 16:23
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Detective Buttfuck posted:hey look its kevin smith Picnic Princess posted:That's honestly as bad as neck fungus and seeping legs. What I don't get is why the person in this photo thought it was a good idea to post it on the internet where everyone can see. Is it just a profound lack of self awareness that some people have? I know I look like poo poo so I'm not going to post my fat face online, and I don't even have horrible rotten teeth or neck fungus.
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Dec 5, 2015 17:44
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DorkusMalorkus posted:What I don't get is why the person in this photo thought it was a good idea to post it on the internet where everyone can see. Is it just a profound lack of self awareness that some people have? I know I look like poo poo so I'm not going to post my fat face online, and I don't even have horrible rotten teeth or neck fungus. This is a person who is in jail for sexually abusing a minor (a relative). He is infamous for talking about his pedophilia and love of scat on the Internet. We are not talking about someone with great judgment here. I am sad that I know all these crazy people on sight.
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Dec 5, 2015 18:05
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it's not polite to have no lips when your teeth look like Fritos© corn chips
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Dec 5, 2015 18:12
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amityville anus posted:it's not polite to have no lips when your teeth look like Fritos© corn chips 
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Dec 5, 2015 18:18
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HAHAHA this is a wonderful gif.
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Dec 5, 2015 21:42
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I'm the guy on the right's expression
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Dec 5, 2015 21:43
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Reminds me of the second girl on this. Both are incredible though 
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Detective Buttfuck posted:hey look its kevin smith brb brushing my teeth for the next hour
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Teddybear posted:Jeffurson Davis says the South shall rise again.
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Detective Buttfuck posted:hey look its kevin smith Oh hey I could have gone my whole life without seeing Nick Bate again, thanks for that (he's in jail for a lot of things now but mostly for molesting his little sister)
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Hirayuki posted:You got the corn part right. I was too busy Scotch-brite-ing my teeth to remember to change corn nuts in that jingle
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eating only apples posted:Oh hey I could have gone my whole life without seeing Nick Bate again, thanks for that I looked him up, saw that there was a link to a video of him masturbating with his own feces on his ED page, and clicked it. I've been looking at sick poo poo on the internet for over half my life so I figured I'd be fine. I was wrong, somehow his little shake when he takes the poop out of the toilet bowl and the closeup of his poo poo-smeared micropenis did me in. And then there's this:  He's so gross that even the most hardened prison rapist probably gags and runs away when they get within 5 feet of him. Weldon Pemberton has a new favorite as of 06:11 on Dec 6, 2015 |
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I looked him up, saw that there was a link to a video of him masturbating with his own feces on his ED page, and clicked it. I've been looking at sick poo poo on the internet for over half my life so I figured I'd be fine. I was wrong, somehow his little shake when he takes the poop out of the toilet bowl and the closeup of his poo poo-smeared micropenis did me in. 
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Non Serviam posted:I've seen this before. What's the context? Finally, my I Know Someone in the AUG Thread moment has ARRIVED. I know the guy who's done up as Sonic. Him and another friend were in some Escapist thing called There Will Be Brawl that was gritty noir webseries about SSB or something like that. They did this video for promo stills and also because it sounded funny at the time. 
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I looked him up, saw that there was a link to a video of him masturbating with his own feces on his ED page, and clicked it. I've been looking at sick poo poo on the internet for over half my life so I figured I'd be fine. I was wrong, somehow his little shake when he takes the poop out of the toilet bowl and the closeup of his poo poo-smeared micropenis did me in. 
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Dec 6, 2015 06:34
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So the teeth.. they uh... they look related... welp guess I'm done with PYF for a while.
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I don't often wish we lived in a world where punisher or Dexter style vigilantes took out real human garbage, but reading that was one of those times. Like that's it. You've gone completely beyond the pale and broken all bounds of human decency. You broke the social contract. Jail is too good for you.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I looked him up, saw that there was a link to a video of him masturbating with his own feces on his ED page, and clicked it. I've been looking at sick poo poo on the internet for over half my life so I figured I'd be fine. I was wrong, somehow his little shake when he takes the poop out of the toilet bowl and the closeup of his poo poo-smeared micropenis did me in. Like, two, maybe three weeks ago, my father suggested to me that I needed to "find my calling". My father is one of those people who thinks you can wish away mental illness, so he operates under the delusion that if you can think of something, a dream, if you will, then you can be happy, regardless of if you succeed or not. Do you know what he wanted to be? A beachcomber. I thought he was kidding, because there was this old show, The Beachcombers, that aired in Canada for a few years, and I thought he was being meta or whatever, but no. He literally thinks that if you pull a dream of your rear end, and pursue it, you can erase mental illness. And you know what, I always thought he was full of poo poo. Until now. Now, my dream is to find this guy and kick him in the dick. After that, I will be fulfilled and well.
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cash crab posted:Like, two, maybe three weeks ago, my father suggested to me that I needed to "find my calling". My father is one of those people who thinks you can wish away mental illness, so he operates under the delusion that if you can think of something, a dream, if you will, then you can be happy, regardless of if you succeed or not. Do you know what he wanted to be? A beachcomber. I thought he was kidding, because there was this old show, The Beachcombers, that aired in Canada for a few years, and I thought he was being meta or whatever, but no. He literally thinks that if you pull a dream of your rear end, and pursue it, you can erase mental illness. Unfortunately getting kicked in the junk by a raccoon is that guy's jam.
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