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I finally saw a hoverboard in real life. And it look loving stupid. The thing was, it was indoors at a very small university that's only 3 stories and never take more than 10 minutes to walk across. And she couldn't go anywhere fast because it was busy and the halls were packed. So she kept having to stop. Then she took the elevator. I know some disabled people or people with carts etc who get really annoyed when able-bodied people take up the one single elevator in the school. It's an unwritten taboo and you don't do it unless you physically cannot take the stairs at all. Using some dumb fad gizmo doesn't count. It just makes you a horrible lazy rear end in a top hat.
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MageMage posted:
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 I guess he cut his hai—uh, slim jims
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I'll never understand all this stuff like purity balls and daddy-daughter dances. I bet a lot these "stay away from mah precious daughter" types just end up with really rebellious teen girls who want to do pretty much the opposite of what daddy thinks is best for them. Purity balls are the ultimate "I want to gently caress my daughter and I own her because she's not a boy." Anyone taking their daughter to those things needs to not have a daughter anymore.    
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Picnic Princess posted:I finally saw a hoverboard in real life. And it look loving stupid. I saw a guy riding one on the same path I use to go to the grocery store. I was walking, he was rolling along and we were both polite to each other welp, that's my story, it doesn't really detract from yours I guess More of a pointless anecdote, really
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Scathach posted:Purity balls are the ultimate "I want to gently caress my daughter and I own her because she's not a boy." Anyone taking their daughter to those things needs to not have a daughter anymore. The concept of Purity balls depresses me. As do these photos, but for different reasons. The girl in the third one is young enough to just want to get dressed up in a pretty frock and go to a ball with her father. That's cool, and she doesn't know or understand all the weird sexual purity stuff, so she won't be that traumatized by it. However teh girl in the last one looks old enough to know what a "purity Ball" means, yet she is still posing in a photo where her creepy skeleton of a father holds her like he owns her. So she is either being forced to do such a thing, or is down with it. BrigadierSensible has a new favorite as of 07:30 on Dec 8, 2015 |
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That's definitely his daughter, look at the likeness. I bet you could switch their faces and it wouldn't look any different.
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I presume the mountains (along with other 'clues') mean this is Utah.
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blarzgh posted:I presume the mountains (along with other 'clues') mean this is Utah. I'm going with Utah or Eastern Oregon, so same thing basically.
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Utah has such a wonderful, interesting landscape and I'm sad it's such a hosed up state in so many ways.
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If your semen looks like that, go to the doctor immediately.
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Dachshundofdoom posted:If your semen looks like that, go to the doctor immediately. Well not until after you cook it. Duh
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I'm not going to google it, because last time i saw it i literally puked in my mouth BUT does anyone remember that photoset where a guy comes into a pan and then cooks it and then eats it
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I bet a lot these "stay away from mah precious daughter" types just end up with really rebellious teen girls who want to do pretty much the opposite of what daddy thinks is best for them. I'm from an area where purity balls and the like are a thing, and you are correct. They almost always end in either a meek, emotionally abused woman who's utterly terrified of anything outside the very narrow, insular community she was raised in, or the girl gets out of the community for good.
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cash crab posted:I'm not going to google it, because last time i saw it i literally puked in my mouth BUT does anyone remember that photoset where a guy comes into a pan and then cooks it and then eats it Are you sure it wasn't a keyboard? With some... goop on it?
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cash crab posted:I'm not going to google it, because last time i saw it i literally puked in my mouth BUT does anyone remember that photoset where a guy comes into a pan and then cooks it and then eats it That's what gets you to puke? I mean honestly, I can sometimes gag at the taste of cum, but after just seeing some pictures? You're weird about food.
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I work with a bunch of Mormons and they all take their daughters to purity balls. A lot of them just see it as something sweet to do with their daughters and don't take it seriously. They never really have a good answer as to why there aren't any purity balls for their sons. The Mormon wives who work outside them home seem fairly well adjusted, it's the ones who sit at home all day with 4 toddlers and only ever interact with other "Mormoms" that get really weird. One of the Mormon kids in my deptartment would fit into this thread pretty well. Almost exclusively wears Tap Out button up shirts and has a vast assortment of leather wrist bands. Cranks Seven Days Grace and John Mayer in his car at lunch.He'd been dating a mormon girl we worked with for about 7 months before he proposed. She loved Disneyland, but he couldn't afford any time off, so one weekend he said "were going camping" but drove his girlfriend 9 hours from Reno to LA, proposed in the Disneyland parking lot, then they drove back right away.
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Wanamingo posted:That's what gets you to puke? I mean honestly, I can sometimes gag at the taste of cum, but after just seeing some pictures? You're weird about food.
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Wanamingo posted:That's what gets you to puke? I mean honestly, I can sometimes gag at the taste of cum, but after just seeing some pictures? You're weird about food. Sorry you have to find out this way, but you're the weird one here.
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Sometimes you need to man the gently caress up and watch the jizz-skillet movies.
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XMNN posted:What. Sorry, I was thinking I was in the anti food porn thread when I posted that. Cash crab is always going on about eating a bunch of garbage in there.
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He also did one for drinks  quote:Galliano Cum Shot by Paul Photenhauer Or  http://cookingwithcum.com/nhsem/macho-mojito/ quote:Macho Mojito by Paul Photenhauer His website logo  Mr Ice Cream Glove has a new favorite as of 13:10 on Dec 8, 2015 |
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Him: Gimme that Reese's Peanut Butter Cup look. Barber: Say no more, fam.
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Biplane posted:Sorry you have to find out this way, but you're the weird one here. From the same poster : Wanamingo posted:I buy lots of weird dildos and such over amazon and they always ask me if I want to share my purchase on facebook. Fortunately they put the option off in the corner where you're not likely to click on it by mistake, but I'm dreading the day this happens to me. Lots of weird dildos.
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Wanamingo posted:Cash crab is always going on about eating a bunch of garbage in there. What else did you expect from a raccoon
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goose fleet posted:What else did you expect from a raccoon NWS maybe 
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took this from the shadenfreude thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SwITAGUNjM
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That prep time is all hosed up. Five minutes pfffft? Takes me that long just to browse pornhub for inspiration.
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Non Serviam posted:NWS maybe What's NWS about raccoon themed lawn darts?
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Hihohe posted:took this from the shadenfreude thread Say what you will, but that looks like one happy dog.
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I had a nightmare I lived in Middle America once.
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Wanamingo posted:That's what gets you to puke? I mean honestly, I can sometimes gag at the taste of cum, but after just seeing some pictures? You're weird about food. I just tried to google it and instead of finding the exact photoset, it actually gave me several pages of videos to choose from, which means it's an entire subgenre of porn. None of you are free from sin Non Serviam posted:NWS maybe  noooooooooooooo
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Hihohe posted:took this from the shadenfreude thread Someone leaked her Tumblr in the comments. It's quite...colorful.  http://officialwhitneywisconsin.tumblr.com/
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Watrick posted:Someone leaked her Tumblr in the comments. It's quite...colorful. drat
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Watrick posted:Someone leaked her Tumblr in the comments. It's quite...colorful. It's a perfect mix between horror and banality.
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Watrick posted:Someone leaked her Tumblr in the comments. It's quite...colorful. Oooooooooh. It's a publicity thing. Now it makes sense.
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