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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Darth123123 posted:

My wife is 72.

Lol I bet that will still turn me on tho.

Do all the computers at the old folks home still have their homepage set to "Something awful dot com" ever since that intern did is as a joke in 2003 or something? Because that's the only reason I would believe a man with a 70 year old wife would be posting here.

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schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Bloodcider posted:



How do I look, goons

Sleepy. Also, maybe a little sad, but I sometimes confuse sleepy for sad at first glance. And your beard is a little scruffy, but still looks good. Trim it up if you like it, or consider a complete shave (as the Anti-Beard Coalition will inevitably suggest), since I think clean-shaven could work with your face type.

Overall, nice look. Bonus points for the dark red flannel.

Iron Crowned posted:

Eh, he should have just walked out the door, it was unlocked, and we could technically leave at any time. I just couldn't get him to stay on any simple tasks, all he did was wander around and talk about how he could use a beer right now, and he kept trying to hit the hint button (I'm not unconvinced that he didn't do it a few times, since we had penalty minutes on our final score) on the initial puzzle, despite the fact I had it figured out and just needed help reading the deciphered code.

The group of six would start getting like that when they ran out of things to find, but for the most part I could give them a task like "here take this book, and when I call out this number, you tell me the country, and you over there, hand me the number from the board."
:allears: That sounds like a lot of fun. Like, IRL Myst...now I want to play Myst...

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Bloodcider posted:



How do I look, goons

Stoned.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Bloodcider
Jun 19, 2009
Bahaha what the gently caress


I wish. I took that after a four hour ride on a Greyhound. Probably why I look sleepy and why my hairline looks like a chinstrap.

schnickety scribe posted:

Overall, nice look. Bonus points for the dark red flannel.

Thank you.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Bloodcider posted:

How do I look, goons

guilty

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bloodcider posted:



How do I look, goons

With your eyes?

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



drat you're a bunch of beardists ITT.
Altho that shameful beard on the last page was very bad.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

schnickety scribe posted:

:allears: That sounds like a lot of fun. Like, IRL Myst...now I want to play Myst...

all in all, it was fun, but I recommend limiting your numbers to two people who can actually figure out the puzzles, and two from the other kind seems like it would be the most efficient.

Bone
Feb 15, 2007

We're boned.

Jerry Cotton posted:

With your eyes?

This made me laugh way more than it should have

baram.
Oct 23, 2007

smooth.




I need to shave too.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

baram. posted:



I need to shave too.

nah you good :3:

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
oh he gets a pass on the facial hair

this drat thread is just a bunch of fence sitters!!!

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

well it's not a beard so much as scruff, and everybody knows scruff/stubble is manly as heck :colbert:

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

oh he gets a pass on the facial hair

Well, there's "facial hair" and then there's Leon Redbone's illegitimate grandson.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

titties posted:

Dude there's like 1 thing on the floor and the cords aren't arranged perfectly and clipped together / tied. If that is your idea of something being dirty, it's probably best that you don't leave your perfectly-manicured catalog home.

Also it is okay to be angry at your parents for making you like this.

If that's your idea of clean, then you are a filthy goon.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kitchner posted:

Do all the computers at the old folks home still have their homepage set to "Something awful dot com" ever since that intern did is as a joke in 2003 or something? Because that's the only reason I would believe a man with a 70 year old wife would be posting here.

Nah you was kidding, I'm just shy of genesplicer tho. Close. Anyways she said that's a young girls look. Meh

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I also don't care for a beard, I hate how it looks and feels, though I always do the "no shave November" thing. At least I get to shave it all off when done.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You got some nice specs.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
They're five plus years old, I'm way overdue for new ones. Thankfully it just takes that long for my eyes to get bad enough to need it, so, I'm lucky.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



baram. posted:



I need to shave too.

I see choo-choo tracks in the background. Are you a foamer?

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.

Jerry Cotton posted:

With your eyes?

Dad jokes are not allowed on SA.

baram.
Oct 23, 2007

smooth.


schnickety scribe posted:

I see choo-choo tracks in the background. Are you a foamer?

nope. there just happens to be tracks that run behind my job & that's the smoking area.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



baram. posted:

nope. there just happens to be tracks that run behind my job & that's the smoking area.

Hooray! For once something I've encountered hasn't led back to trains! :toot:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

schnickety scribe posted:

Hooray! For once something I've encountered hasn't led back to trains! :toot:

No, I'm pretty sure tracks are exactly what lead back to trains :rimshot:

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Somebody has a new favorite as of 05:43 on Dec 11, 2015

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Choco1980 posted:

No, I'm pretty sure tracks are exactly what lead back to trains :rimshot:

:catstare:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I like it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Looks about ten years or more dated. Must live in The Northwest. Expecting a flood?

Very ambiguous.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Methanar has a new favorite as of 06:43 on Dec 11, 2015

Sir Potato
May 26, 2012

PO-TAY-TOES
Boil 'em, mash 'em, cook 'em in a stew
Wait didn't everyone here tell you to shave your goatee and then you did and you looked way better?

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I thought the consensus was I still looked like poo poo

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


baram. posted:



I need to shave too.

Do you play guitar? Because if so, you could totally pass for David Gilmour.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Sir Potato posted:

Wait didn't everyone here tell you to shave your goatee and then you did and you looked way better?

At least he's outside for once! It does make a difference.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
It's been dark and overcast for a month and will be that way for another 10 weeks minimum. I haven't seen the sun directly in a while and won't again for longer.

Right now the sun rises at about 9 and sets at 3 30, which isn't helping my vitamin D deficiency/paleness

Methanar has a new favorite as of 08:05 on Dec 11, 2015

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Dude, we talked about this!

Cut your hair and shave your face pubes if you can't grow a real beard.
You'd look way better. Your problems are your own making!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Are you trying to grow out your hair to donate it? If so, keep up the good work! If not, cut and style! And shave the face! I think you're hiding a completely decent face under all that. Show us what you got.

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
gently caress people let the man enjoy his head and face hairs, he looks fine.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Kristen Stewart is a goon :shittypop:

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