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paco650 posted:or are you talking about the girl from OKC that had that whole photo album of how she was going to drag your (dead? drugged?) body along on some train adventure or whatever and then bury you in the woods and that would be a good first date? the second one i think. it was a series of pics like "here's the dining room table where I'd poison you, here's the clearing i'd bury you in" etc
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Ah, here we go.The Man From Utopia posted:Uhhh I had a notification of a visitor tonight and this is what I found:
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 10:36 |
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i would let her murder me all night long
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 10:38 |
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I'm sure she's on a federal watchlist somewhere.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 10:39 |
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It's all a test: To pass, you would have been smart enough to gradually make yourself immune to most poisons over the years just in case of just this situation, strong enough to overcome the small amount of drugs or crafty enough to switch the drinks when she wasn't looking. She's wanting to date Batman, is what I'm saying.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 11:28 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:It's all a test: To pass, you would have been smart enough to gradually make yourself immune to most poisons over the years just in case of just this situation, strong enough to overcome the small amount of drugs or crafty enough to switch the drinks when she wasn't looking. thought you were going princess bride with this one
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 11:29 |
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Otisburg posted:thought you were going princess bride with this one I was about to, I'm not going to lie... Chances are, you won't be alone for long, either... Part of the increasingly dangerous game is her introducing herself to people in your life who are just concerned where their old friend went. One by one, making them fall victim to the same scheme. "Don't worry," she'll whisper. "These people don't mean a thing to me... They're just here for you..."
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 11:42 |
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paco650 posted:Taking odds on whether this bald-faced motherfucker's first and only reference for Tsukuyomi is an anime or manga, and which one is it: YuGiOh, or Naruto. Oh btw, the pics on this one are not what you expect, which is partially why I posted it.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 15:55 |
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computer parts posted:Oh btw, the pics on this one are not what you expect, which is partially why I posted it. wet it up, talk about her waifu after
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 15:58 |
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One-punch that poo poo, dude.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 16:16 |
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Nah dude black people loving LOVE naruto I don't get it, but its science
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 16:46 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Nah dude black people loving LOVE naruto I don't get it, but its science Not sure why but a lot of black people seem really into anime
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 16:55 |
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calvus posted:Not sure why but a lot of black people seem really into anime On the down low.
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calvus posted:Not sure why but a lot of black people seem really into anime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg
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calvus posted:Not sure why but a lot of black people seem really into anime Social incompetence transcends race
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 17:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhQVp4EsJpk
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 17:21 |
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calvus posted:Not sure why but a lot of black people seem really into anime It's a very inclusive hobby. Cosplay is a struggle though, because even the Japanese are white-centric
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:12 |
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Did I find a doozy, bits snipped for not being funny:quote:My self-summary
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:27 |
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Stinky_Pete posted:because even the Japanese are white-centric How are they white-centric?
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:38 |
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LethalGeek posted:Did I find a doozy, bits snipped for not being funny: LethalGeek posted:I'm a zoophile/zoosexual, or "zoo" for short. I've been attracted to non-human animals since I could feel attraction to anyone. Yes, I'm still attracted to people, but it's about 50/50. Here's hoping "zoo play" involves trips to the zoo and locking them into confined spaces with predators.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:48 |
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Finally a fat, herpes-ridden ladyboy furry to call my own
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:55 |
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I wonder how successful "I am not attractive so if you want someone attractive I guess this isn't the profile for you" actually is at shaming people into lowering their standards
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:59 |
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drat horror queefs posted:Finally a fat, herpes-ridden ladyboy furry to call my own Username/Post combo is just amazing after reading that profile.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 20:44 |
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loquacius posted:I wonder how successful "I am not attractive so if you want someone attractive I guess this isn't the profile for you" actually is at shaming people into lowering their standards Probably worse than saying nothing, since they don't even give you the opportunity to delude yourself into thinking they are fuckable.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 20:58 |
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Marketing New Brain posted:Probably worse than saying nothing, since they don't even give you the opportunity to delude yourself into thinking they are fuckable. Also it makes it clear that being unattractive is core to their identity which kind of kills any possibility that they might make an effort at self-improvement for the right person
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calvus posted:How are they white-centric? People get mad because animes look too white
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:02 |
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calvus posted:How are they white-centric? big tittays
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amusinginquiry posted:People get mad because animes look too white
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:07 |
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The lesser used companion to does a tree fall in the woods is does an ethnicity matter if you will never procreate?
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:11 |
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calvus posted:How are they white-centric? Most anime characters are drawn white, and the standard of beauty for centuries in Japan has involved pale skin because it signaled wealth via not working the fields, to the point of people wearing whiteface
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cyberia posted:Hmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmery hmm. Surely admitting to using drugs on this public internet profile while I'm going through a divorce and custody battle will not hurt me in any way. No sirree, not at all computer parts posted:Oh btw, the pics on this one are not what you expect, which is partially why I posted it. Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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Shumagorath posted:If the mom doesn't have custody that ship has probably sailed. Yeah I went out with a gal going through a divorce, which fine, NBD. She told me she didn't have custody of the kids they were with their dad. And while it's probably super gender-normative and presumptuous of me, that still raised huge red flags and I didn't take her out again. Fair, almost certainly not, but I have kids of my own and I'm not taking chances with the kind of people I let around them. My dating life is not a court of law and the standards of evidence are much lower.
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LethalGeek posted:Did I find a doozy, bits snipped for not being funny: Honestly, at what point do you stop writing out your profile and just shut it down because, clearly, other human beings just aren't for you? I feel like this is a trap. Is this a trap profile? Do they have a tumblr somewhere where they post like a Best Of the messages this piece of work doubtlessly generates?
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 04:47 |
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Feel like I'm really honing my game since I moved to West Virginia
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 04:55 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:Feel like I'm really honing my game since I moved to West Virginia
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Frackie Robinson posted:Feel like I'm really honing my game since I moved to West Virginia Look up when the next big sports contest for this team is and invite this person to meet you at the local sports bar to enjoy it together. Then use the resulting emotional high/low from the victory/loss to celebrate/console each other.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 05:11 |
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Otisburg posted:Look up when the next big sports contest for this team is and invite this person to meet you at the local sports bar to enjoy it together. BITCH YOU TALKIN BOUT DANA SPREAD EM AND SHRED EM HOLGORSON MOTHERFUCKER THE NEXT CONTEST COULD BE YOUR LAST MOUNTAINEERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO $$$$PAT WHITE$$$$
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 05:51 |
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paco650 posted:Honestly, at what point do you stop writing out your profile and just shut it down because, clearly, other human beings just aren't for you?
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computer parts posted:Oh btw, the pics on this one are not what you expect, which is partially why I posted it. Hotness level seems to exceed craziness level so far. Too bad those photos are probably stolen.
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computer parts posted:Oh btw, the pics on this one are not what you expect, which is partially why I posted it.
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