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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
Dude has no sense of scale. Maybe that why he hates gays so much, he thinks every one gay person is actually 200,000.

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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I would drink with Lindsey g

i bet hes real handsy when hes sauced

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
I thought Santorum had dropped out already.

Weird how he hasn't.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Ol' My Cuckabee. Almost forgot he was running.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Santorum can eat my entire rear end however

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
wow... is santorum a little twitchier than he was last cycle? he looks like he's been guzzling Monster in between lines of Coke since 2AM

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
The only trustworthy government is my government

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
<---- Actually not at all scared.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I just realized that santorums face is really asymmetrical as well

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Palin incredibly unimpressed.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Enemy Palin spotted.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Santorum can eat my entire rear end however

Lube and feces is non-corrosive amigo.

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Wait a minute... Is the Huckster walleyed, slightly? Maybe the cameras should back up.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Whoa Palin spotted

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

<---- Actually not at all scared.

I dunno, I gotta imagine Nixon got quite a bit terrified towards the end of his term.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
The worst terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11? What about Boston?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
The worst terrorist attack!

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


the venetian really is the perfect venue for this

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Palin incredibly unimpressed.

Bad sign that she's already in her seat. She'll leave about halfway through.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Trump question right off the bat

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

memy posted:

The worst terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11? What about Boston?

This one tops it, boston is so 2014

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

lovin the new conservative narrative that Obama should have time traveled to catch the san bernadino shooter woman with social media posts

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
lol graham isn't saying kill all browns

rip you gloriously drunk gently caress

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



memy posted:

The worst terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11? What about Boston?

Eh, 14 deaths versus 3 deaths.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
ISIS doesn't believe in dancing?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
ISIL DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DANCING.

LINDSEY GRAHAM APOLOGIZING FOR AMERICA.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Man, what the gently caress is wrong with the world when Lindsey motherfucking Graham is the most correct on stage.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
isis does not believe in dancing

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Ahaha Lindsey

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Does Lindsey believe in dancing? PROVE IT LINDSEY!

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Woah, slam on Bob Dole out of nowhere!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Lindsay's soul died when he implied he'd vote Trump

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Here's a good preview of how the first 30 min of the big debate will go (anti-Trump)

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





smg77 posted:

ISIS doesn't believe in dancing?

It's not my Islam if I can't dance to it

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Senator you had balls once, still got em?

Oh my no, I'm a bitch.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I really, really want to drink large amounts of alcohol with linds

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Does this mean Mike Huckabee is part of ISIS.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mr Jaunts posted:

Woah, slam on Bob Dole out of nowhere!

Sounded like he was talking him up.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Lol I will vote for Trump even though I think he's the worst person on Earth besides Hillary. Did I mention he's awful?

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Did he just call trump president?

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