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Bushmaori posted:They're also going to include a female model that can be randomly assigned, guess how well that went over.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 14:04 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:49 |
the random race/gender reminds me of the game Real Lives which lets you simulate the life of a random person on Earth. You're most likely going to end up in a third world country, develop a goiter, and get a brick thrown at you by your wife.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 17:52 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:the random race/gender reminds me of the game Real Lives which lets you simulate the life of a random person on Earth. You're most likely going to end up in a third world country, develop a goiter, and get a brick thrown at you by your wife. Thanks for reminding me of this. My wife hit me with a brick but I got the last laugh because I died of colon cancer a few years later.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 03:16 |
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Just posted in the schadenfreude thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhO3oBFkq-8
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 05:14 |
Gorilla Salad posted:Just posted in the schadenfreude thread: Holy poo poo, when he started listing the kids "credentials" i loving lost it. This guy seem real knowledgeable about airplane stuff over the kids playing this which makes it even better.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 09:06 |
Hihohe posted:Holy poo poo, when he started listing the kids "credentials" i loving lost it. This guy seem real knowledgeable about airplane stuff over the kids playing this which makes it even better. Being a pilot by birthright was the funniest part.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 22:49 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:Being a pilot by birthright was the funniest part. It's like military spouses, they are the worst. I was sitting in a meeting and the instructor asked if there was any military. I raised my hand with a few others, and he asked us what we did etc. when he got to this woman she said "well, my husband is a major!" Like it counted. Sadly, I've seen this poo poo all over the place
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 06:41 |
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Soulex posted:It's like military spouses, they are the worst. I was sitting in a meeting and the instructor asked if there was any military. I raised my hand with a few others, and he asked us what we did etc. when he got to this woman she said "well, my husband is a major!" Like it counted. Sadly, I've seen this poo poo all over the place My wife told me quite a few FRG horror stories along these same lines.
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 07:14 |
This is off topic but there's an excellent GIP post about military wives and I wish I could find it, does anyone know what I'm talking about
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 14:19 |
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Is it the one about becoming like an intel nerd and how you'll hate your husband after ten years if he does that was funny as poo poo
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 20:50 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:This is off topic but there's an excellent GIP post about military wives and I wish I could find it, does anyone know what I'm talking about "Aquatic Giraffe" posted:I have a question as a military dependent-to-be, I hope it's ok to ask in this thread as other information resources have not been clear. Fiance is a 2nd Lt in the USAF. "Shim " posted:Go ask the career development folks at the MPF. Also pimp the TMO folks and ask them.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 10:44 |
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God. drat. What a good loving post. That's probably the most perfect "Dear Dependa" letter ever.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 11:03 |
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Yardbomb posted:And nowadays, hell, even a multitude of expansions ago by this point, any old rear end in a top hat with enough patience can get them easy just strolling invincibly through Black Temple on every reset. If I recall correctly it was the Crown Prince of Dubai, he wouldn't bend over to pick up ten grand in the streets. He's bought other top raid geared characters, sponsored top raid guilds and flown players to his palace to play with him.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 11:57 |
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Thronde posted:God. drat. What a good loving post. That's probably the most perfect "Dear Dependa" letter ever. She went ahead and married him and later started complaining about the marriage, I heard. Which makes it way funnier
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 17:43 |
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weed is a hell of a drug
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 18:11 |
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Tythas posted:Here it is I want this post framed.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:50 |
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Chocobo posted:If I recall correctly it was the Crown Prince of Dubai, he wouldn't bend over to pick up ten grand in the streets. He's bought other top raid geared characters, sponsored top raid guilds and flown players to his palace to play with him. That's just sad.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:29 |
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Chocobo posted:If I recall correctly it was the Crown Prince of Dubai, he wouldn't bend over to pick up ten grand in the streets. He's bought other top raid geared characters, sponsored top raid guilds and flown players to his palace to play with him. Yeah, I think some Saudi prince backed Nihilum and later their other guild Ensidia (both considered among the best in the world). Last Resort (another top tier guild) also had some in it who I'm pretty sure bought their way in. They also founded a internet café based on the guild: https://www.facebook.com/LastResortUAE/info?tab=overview
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:48 |
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Why do raiding guilds need sponsors? Is it so they can quit their jobs and spend all day playing WoW?
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 21:10 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:That's just sad. Don't worry, envy is natural.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 21:17 |
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Crown prince of the goons.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 21:21 |
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RatHat posted:Why do raiding guilds need sponsors? Is it so they can quit their jobs and spend all day playing WoW? Pretty much. Basically, if someone needs to be on the bleeding edge of content, they need to play all day, every day. They need to get materials for the raid for, potions/elixirs, enchantments and they need money to afford repairs and other things. Since they will be too busy in raid to do those things, they'll just pay money for gold and buy them from other players. Since staying up for 18 ours straight isn't conductive to having a job, someone has to pay for rent.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 21:23 |
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HenryEx posted:Don't worry, envy is natural. For real, my first response was "I wanna do that"
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 21:37 |
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Tythas posted:Here it is This is the best grief because it's 100% truth. He straight out tells her how she's going to get trolled for life and she goes through with it anyways.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:45 |
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Shim just sounds like a pretty poo poo person either way.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:58 |
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It's GiP. What do you expect?
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:07 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:It's the military. What do you expect? Fixed for accuracy.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 06:17 |
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Jesus Christ. That's basically mybrotherslife.txt. He's only partially through the stages, but it's all there.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 06:58 |
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He the intel officer, the dependant, the maybe inbred homewrecker, or the toothless stripper?
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 15:58 |
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Dez Orwell posted:He the intel officer, the dependant, the maybe inbred homewrecker, or the toothless stripper? all of them
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 16:03 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:She went ahead and married him and later started complaining about the marriage, I heard. Man I wasn't expecting some E/N poo poo in here, that poor dumb woman
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:36 |
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Someone please find that follow-up. I'd love some schadenfreude today.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 22:28 |
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Isn't life the greatest video game grief of all?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 01:49 |
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This might be the most consistently funny thread in the forums. I remember lurking this thread for the first ten pages or so close to when I first joined and cracking up. It's still gold.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:29 |
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Eifert Posting posted:This might be the most consistently funny thread in the forums. I remember lurking this thread for the first ten pages or so close to when I first joined and cracking up. It's still gold. Have you been to the star citizen thread?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:55 |
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Eifert Posting posted:This might be the most consistently funny thread in the forums. I remember lurking this thread for the first ten pages or so close to when I first joined and cracking up. It's still gold. Nope that's the YOSPOS bitcoin thread. It's greedy idiot libertarians scamming each other over and over, in real life, and a whole cast of zany characters doing just the craziest, dumbest things This thread is consistently funny if you're reading it for the first time, since it's a billion pages long and mostly original good stuff. When it comes to new content, this thread has had some dry spells
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 10:22 |
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One thing I want to clarify about age of wushu was how hilarious the "10 noob goons team up gank a p2w" was. Wushu had psuedo fighting game mechanics. There was blocking, counters, gaurd breaks, chasing moves ect. The best part of this was the game had HITSTUN. Basically every time a dude was kung fu punching you, your character was locked into a "I am getting punched" animation. This means that these goon ganks were absolutely brutal. Many moves in this game had lengthy animations and hit stun, essentially turning a gank into a 3 minute stun as 5 goons took turns body slamming/dick punching the super high level super geared kung fu master who lost 3% of his hp to each hit. And the dick punch is not a joke. Royal gaurd style eagle claw had a move that was a 3 second lockdown where you run up to a knocked down oppentent and pummel his dick. Get 3 eagle claws on a dude and due to the low cooldown of the move, you could get your target into an endless cycle of dick punches with no escape (lag permitting) These ganks were loving hilarious even if they didn't work because eagle claw had a debuff that caused you to randomly fall prone instead of doing a flying move. Most of our ganks would be about 10 seconds of dick punches, then the player breaking the chain due to lag. They would panic and try their best to escape. Cue them jumping gracefully through the air once or twice before they plummet out of the sky like a glitched skyrim dragon into another conga line of punches to the dick. Double Monocle fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jan 12, 2016 |
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Double Monocle posted:One thing I want to clarify about age of wushu was how hilarious the "10 noob goons team up gank a p2w" was. another conga line of punches to the dick - The Griefing Discussion Thread
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 19:47 |
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Reading about Age of Wushu makes me want to rewatch Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:14 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Reading about Age of Wushu makes me want to rewatch Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Do it anyway. That movie is completely dumb and owns because of it.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:38 |