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Casimir Radon posted:There's a SNCO that I kind of hate. He likes to spend his days looking at boats on craigslist. I'd probably buy a really nice boat, rub it in his face, and then potentially never use it. buy the boat he wants, rub it in his face, then sell it to him for a lower price. then watch as the associated costs of owning a boat sink him completely 
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That's a lot of potential dogs and land for said dogs.
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Winning the powerball and having 800+ million dollars seems like it would be a chore to actually spend all that money. I mean 800 million, that's a lot of loving cash. Unless you're handing out massive checks to your family or literally buying up huge companies, the thought of actually going broke for a middle aged man with 800 mil seems like you'd have to work at becoming broke, and with normal idiot spending you could probably get to the age of 70 or 80 and probably still have like a million left in the bank. you become rich, you probably blow 15 million the first year *house, cars stupid poo poo for the house, vacation* but after that, your yearly expenditures probably don't exceed 6 million and that's being generous. so in 20 years you'd have spend 120 million on top of the 15, which leaves you with 665 million and you're only 40... I dunno, I'm probably thinking too much into this.. If I win i'll host a GiP house party with a cool 3 million party present to each of you. BYOB though Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Jan 11, 2016 15:21
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Reverand maynard posted:That's a lot of potential dogs and land for said dogs. The best answer so far.
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Jan 11, 2016 15:24
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I wonder how much money it would take to convince Biden to run. $6 million. To rebuild Beau. We have the technology.
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Jan 11, 2016 15:29
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Reverand maynard posted:That's a lot of potential dogs and land for said dogs. You could buy the biggest dog farm ever, and hire folks to milk them. Leverage your mega bucks to corner the dog milk market.
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MurderBot posted:
Yeah, google "Paul Allen yacht" to see how billionares blow their money.
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Jan 11, 2016 15:42
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Wild T posted:You could buy the biggest dog farm ever, and hire folks to milk them. Leverage your mega bucks to corner the dog milk market. Sometimes I think the writers on It's Always Sunny read GiP
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Zeris posted:$6 million. To rebuild Beau. We have the technology. Beau paid the price for Hunter's sins. Until he's been put in the grave Beau can't be free.
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Reverand maynard posted:That's a lot of potential dogs and land for said dogs. Of the eight thousand powerball memes I saw on facebook this week, one actually made me smile. It was a picture of a dog shelter where all the cages were empty and open, and the text was something like "Who's with me?" 
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The Slithery D posted:Beau paid the price for Hunter's sins. Until he's been put in the grave Beau can't be free. Drive in a Trans am to St Joseph on the Brandywine Cemetary to reach Mr. Biden's resting spot. Park on the grass, atop at least one adjacent grave. Exhume the body. Set aside for later use. Take one pair of ensign's epaulettes. Smudge with cocaine, then snap in half. Toss into pit. Shout three times loudly, "Ukrainian energy board membership is not a conflict of interest!" Whisper at the coffin, once, "It's 2016. Your father needs you; the white house needs you." Hunter will appear. Shove him in the grave, drive away quickly in the Trans am. Drive. Beau will be in the back seat, but do not look in your rearview mirror or the ritual will fail. At Dawn, Beau will be with us again.
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Reverand maynard posted:That's a lot of potential dogs and land for said dogs. This. Me and the ol lady would buy up a ghost town in the west and convert it into a dog rescue. Itd be like a little 300 population spot off in the prairie. The general store would be ran by the dogs. The saloon would be ran by the dogs. Each dog gets a house, the workers have to stay in a labor camp. We would consolidate our power and seceed from the US. The new nation would be called the United States of Dogges. VVVVVV BOOOOO responsibility and altruism is so boring. KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Jan 11, 2016 16:59
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Just gift a major endowment / start a large nonprofit after taking care of family and friends? 100m for me 250 for friends and family Rest goes to worthwhile charities / programs / park with my name on it in city of my choice
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Jan 11, 2016 17:33
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my friends are idiots and would blow it all on coke just like they did all the other money theyve ever come into
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Just gift a major endowment / start a large nonprofit after taking care of family and friends? I'd go 125m for me, with 100 in a long term fund and T-bills, 25 for walkin around money Probably kick 1-5mil to select family (siblings and parents) and start a 50 million college investment fund for nephews, nieces and kids of friends that they can borrow against, but have to repay depending on GPA, like a 4.0 and it's free, a 3.0 and you pay me back 25% of what you borrowed, a 2.0 gets you paying me back 50% and flunking out/taking more than 6 years for a 4 year degree has you pay the whole thing back. The remaining 300 mil I would use to fund a few businesses I've wanted to start forever, invest in real estate and other things dependent upon price, like how much it would cost to start a harem of Katie Perry, Allison Brie and any hot female lead on any given Spanish soap opera
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KirbyKhan posted:This. Me and the ol lady would buy up a ghost town in the west and convert it into a dog rescue. Itd be like a little 300 population spot off in the prairie. The general store would be ran by the dogs. The saloon would be ran by the dogs. Each dog gets a house, the workers have to stay in a labor camp. Are you accepting fifth columnists for this endeavor? I'd gladly overthrow this nation of assholes for a nation of dogges.
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Jan 11, 2016 17:58
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Never give money away; give away things. People see money and think "well that was some, how about some more?" but things - houses cars education etc. - you avoid it. There are so many accounts of family feuds and spoiled friendships because the original benefactor becomes the greedy one for not sharing enough (cash).
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Zeris posted:Never give money away; give away things. People see money and think "well that was some, how about some more?" but things - houses cars education etc. - you avoid it. There are so many accounts of family feuds and spoiled friendships because the original benefactor becomes the greedy one for not sharing enough (cash). That's an excellent point, though I'm sure fighting that urge has to be a monster at first
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I guess. I'm just parroting all the internet horror stories I've read about this sort of thing.
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Zeris posted:I guess. I'm just parroting all the internet horror stories I've read about this sort of thing. Yeah, something like 60% of all lotto winners who've gotten more than 500K end horribly. The ones who tend to fare a lot better are college grads and/or people who make more than 60k a year
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If they require a personal appearance, first thing to do is hire a publicist. Have them advise you on how to make the required appearance the worst TV possible, and hopefully kill off a lot of the news stories.
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At the personal appearance, take a lump sum minus taxes in cash. Burn it all in front of the reporters. Announce that you have given the gift of slightly reduced inflation to the people.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:19
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I'd get an apartment that has heat, probably. Not sure what else.
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This is my favorite thread on the forums.
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Just do what Chinese lottery winners do
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poo poo in the street like it's no big deal?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:poo poo in the street like it's no big deal? Make it so tourist traps need to have a "Mainland Chinese" bathroom in addition to the "Literally everyone else in the world" bathroom to spare the rest of tourists from seeing someone poo poo in a trash can?
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Wild T posted:gently caress that, you're rich. Hire a mountain climber to go up there with a gopro while you stay at base camp drunk and surrounded by golddiggers. You need to stop thinking like a poor. Dude would cause an avalanche and kill me anyway. How much does a rocket cost? We could send one to Mars with a big flag of a dick so when the first people finally get there they'll know dick graffiti is an intergalactic phenomenon.
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A Kpro posted:Dude would cause an avalanche and kill me anyway. Already happened 
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So today it's me. I'm the idiot. I paid the idiot tax. I figured, Maryland is one of the states where you can win anonymously so I decided to drop ten bucks on five Powerball tickets. But I bubbled the wrong thing on the thing. I bought five Powerball tickets for the next five drawings. $50. JFC can't anything go smoothly for once?
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What? Did you pick that many numbers? I just walk up to the counter and say "5 powerball picks please."
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McNally posted:So today it's me. I'm the idiot. Maryland is a shithole. You are an idiot for not living in dc where you can grow your own weed or va where you can own all the firearms.
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neonbregna posted:Maryland is a shithole. You are an idiot for not living in dc where you can grow your own weed or va where you can own all the firearms. My wife was at Fort Meade. gently caress driving through DC beltway traffic so you can drive through Baltimore beltway traffic to get to work.
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McNally posted:My wife was at Fort Meade. gently caress driving through DC beltway traffic so you can drive through Baltimore beltway traffic to get to work. Thank you for your service
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neonbregna posted:Thank you for your service what.
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just lol if you pick your own numbers like it's still 1955 have computers do that poo poo
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neonbregna posted:Thank you for your service gently caress off
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neonbregna posted:Thank you for your service Please leave. For your sake, don't reply, just walk away from this one.
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Professor Bling posted:just lol if you pick your own numbers like it's still 1955 Especially since people usually pick dates, which means you're writing off half the numbers possible.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:poo poo in the street like it's no big deal? The Chinese don't really poo poo in the street, that's more Indias thing.
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