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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:Sorry . I'll take a probation for squabbling over humour (which is inherently subjective) as long as everybody else who did the same also gets one. Good news, I've had a probation in the queue for you since yesterday
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C. E. Croix posted:The best description I've heard of ska is that its what plays in a fat kid's head when they get good news.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Good news, I've had a probation in the queue for you since yesterday Strange that it hasn't been approved...
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Nanomashoes posted:Strange that it hasn't been approved... The admins have been busy, it happens.
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Quorum posted:The south is a massive overlapping clusterfuck of definitions, so if you put it on the map it looks like a deep red core in Alabama and Mississippi with Southiness radiating outward in a kind of yokel halo as far as Missouri, Kentucky, and Virginia.
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Zelder posted:Chris Christie starts, finishes beef
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 21:10 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Good news, I've had a probation in the queue for you since yesterday What for, if you don't mind me asking.
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:What for, if you don't mind me asking. The post is tasteless and not even in the context of a joke -- it just reads as vulgarity for vulgarity's sake. I would have checked the context you pulled it from to see if it was funny or ironic when originally posted, but you didn't have a link-back so I had to judge it in a vacuum. e: the queued probation is only for a day, so don't sweat it too much.
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Lady Naga posted:A fat man in a porkpie hat and a silkscreen shirt shows up to snarl "I am the one who knocks" shortly before leaving.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:The post is tasteless and not even in the context of a joke -- it just reads as vulgarity for vulgarity's sake. I would have checked the context you pulled it from to see if it was funny or ironic when originally posted, but you didn't have a link-back so I had to judge it in a vacuum.
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 23:18 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:It was posted, in this thread before , and is actually really good It was a terrible joke, and not just because it was racist.
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 23:36 |
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*gets up on apollo theater stage with standup gig* *clears throat* friend of the family oval office. human being weiner anus kyke. tranny wetback bitches. the holocaust was a jewish conspiracy. *crowd laughs uproariously and applauds*
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 23:55 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:nig nog trying to get a hand beezy
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 00:01 |
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Not even 25 pages and the quotes thread is already consuming itself
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 00:03 |
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Skylark posted:my wife is awesome, she also agrees apple is supreme over microsoft and google 👏👏 and we like watching netflix original series on the couch together. and thats about the extent to which i can connect with a woman
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 02:12 |
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Help I cut my self on this edgy post.
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 02:16 |
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ryonguy posted:Help I cut my self on this edgy post. the brevity of that one makes it funnier than the long-winded find-and-replace swear word mad libs post
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 02:18 |
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I thought Skylark was a woman.
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 02:34 |
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'hand beezy' is loving funny on its own though
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 02:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3TjRxntQk
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I thought Skylark was a woman.
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 03:33 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I thought Skylark was a woman. also, lesbians/bisexuals. its 2016, women can legally have wives now.
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Enourmo posted:also, lesbians/bisexuals. its 2016, women can legally have wives now. Yah, why should men be the only ones to suffer
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Enourmo posted:also, lesbians/bisexuals. its 2016, women can legally have wives now. That's hot.
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 07:00 |
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i can marry my dog now!
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 07:34 |
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Well this thread has finally given an explanation to why my local church imploded into a molten ball of concentrate hate emanating the wails of the damned, and a great seven-winged beast rose from the ashes.
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 07:40 |
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Another Blue Story post, she'd theorized that her and her husband's genes might blend well, or maybe not, and someone asked for some clarification:Blue Story posted:They might die of an allergy, or they might commit suicide. Prism Mirror Lens posted:OK come on, OP is clearly messing with us. "My superior genetics have a 50/50 chance of creating a dead-end kid that will self destruct, but a 50/50 chance of making the perfect übermensch!" Is your husband Big Boss?
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 15:47 |
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BioEnchanted posted:Also whatever's eating the earth seems really rude. If you see a discarded pie cooling on a windowsill do you just walk right up and eat the pie? No! Why do you walk up to a planet that's been cooling for billions of years and think it's OK to just start chowing down? This is our pie! We were saving it for the Sun's funeral, rear end in a top hat!
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 21:47 |
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paranoid randroid posted:iirc palin did fairly well as mayor of wasilla, but then again being the mayor of an alaskan town is such a low impact position that there are cats who have been elected to multiple terms
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:55 |
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Link for context? Or did Lavos finally reach earth?
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 23:04 |
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Click the name gramps.
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 23:44 |
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quote:Other perils from which the feline mayor has escaped include being shot by teenagers with BB guns, and falling into a restaurant's deep fryer (which was switched off and cool at the time). Recent exploits also included hitching a ride to the outskirts of Talkeetna on a garbage truck. Seems like a more likely VP candidate for McCain.
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Karate Bastard posted:Click the name gramps. Karate Bastard posted:Click the name gramps. I just wanted an excuse to make a Lavos joke.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:The 70's had some interesting outlooks on style. PCOS Bill posted:Did you not read the Constitution? You have the right to bear arms.
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Obeah posted:When I was working as a graphic designer for PAWS Inc. (SE Asian Market) in Muncie, Indiana, I got stuck in what I can only describe as a triplex apartment between a group of BSU students and an elderly, mentally handicapped man who would tell us all about how he was the last person in his assistance program to still have a helper monkey. Apparently they've mostly been phased out or something?
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i'm not sure what disease I have
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:At a local Subway my uncle ordered a footlong sub which they prepared, and as they were cutting in half like they do, he asked if they could cut it into quarters instead ikanreed posted:Well they're a sandwich artist, not a sandwich mathematician.
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That last one is a tiny plesiosaur. Big difference.
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From the previous thread.Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:What the gently caress is a aspic? Avenging_Mikon posted:A Mexican with Autism
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