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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

hackbunny posted:

So what's the deal with the S-FR? They're going to cancel it at the last minute, right? Or it's only going to be available in Japan. Or they're only selling it in diarrhea brown? the production model will be a five-door crossover? engine will be single-cylinder for emission regulations? price starts at 30k for base model? What is the catch?

Dont jinx it
My fingers are so crossed the index and middle fingers have switched places.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


hackbunny posted:

So what's the deal with the S-FR? They're going to cancel it at the last minute, right? Or it's only going to be available in Japan. Or they're only selling it in diarrhea brown? the production model will be a five-door crossover? engine will be single-cylinder for emission regulations? price starts at 30k for base model? What is the catch?

It's 2016, the production model will be a 4 door crossover.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


hackbunny posted:

So what's the deal with the S-FR? They're going to cancel it at the last minute, right? Or it's only going to be available in Japan. Or they're only selling it in diarrhea brown? the production model will be a five-door crossover? engine will be single-cylinder for emission regulations? price starts at 30k for base model? What is the catch?

America won't get it, or if they do you'll get like 11 of them. It's a tiny car with a tiny engine so 99% of the US market will scoff at what could be a fantastically fun little city car that you can take to the windy roads and smash the limiter and run through the gears in. If you get it it'll be auto because gently caress fun and no fucker will be able to fit in it because Japan.

I love the thing, that and the S660/S1000 they're hinting at putting out. I'm under no real illusion that it'll surface even in the UK though and we love tiny cars.

wargames
Mar 16, 2008

official yospos cat censor

hackbunny posted:

So what's the deal with the S-FR? They're going to cancel it at the last minute, right? Or it's only going to be available in Japan. Or they're only selling it in diarrhea brown? the production model will be a five-door crossover? engine will be single-cylinder for emission regulations? price starts at 30k for base model? What is the catch?

Think its using a 1.2 or 1.5 liter i4 with 120 hp, so about as much as the other f-rs.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I am about to make your day at least 100% better.















...



http://www.blow-net.co.jp/

I think it's time for "Post awesome AI car poo poo: Let's go boogie woogie bus"

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Those are Kei vans converted to look like 80's US vans right?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I love all of those.

Also this deserves being posted here because Paos don't get enough love anywhere, they remind me of little safari cars you'd see rolling around the savannah in my weird fever dreams caused by illness and too many 80s cartoons.

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Jan 18, 2016

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Rhyno posted:

Those are Kei vans converted to look like 80's US vans right?

Yes, and an international truck and school bus.

I posted a few of the vans and the pickup here before, but they have an itty bitty international now and a whole bunch of other new ones.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Powershift posted:

Yes, and an international truck and school bus.

I posted a few of the vans and the pickup here before, but they have an itty bitty international now and a whole bunch of other new ones.

Oh poo poo, thost are ALL tiny! I didn't even realize that.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Rhyno posted:

Oh poo poo, thost are ALL tiny! I didn't even realize that.

The first 2 pics are the real full size thing for comparison.

The rest though..

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Man I love Kei cars/vans. It's a shame the only tiny cars available in the states are terrible (Miata's are not tiny).

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Powershift posted:

The first 2 pics are the real full size thing for comparison.

The rest though..



In 1972, a crack mechanic unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly walked through the bars from a maximum security stockade to the Tokyo underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as flat rate mechanics. If you have a blown valve, if no one else can help, and if you would just look down....maybe you can hire The Kei-Team.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Rigged Death Trap posted:

In 1972, a crack mechanic unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly walked through the bars from a maximum security stockade to the Tokyo underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as flat rate mechanics. If you have a blown valve, if no one else can help, and if you would just look down....maybe you can hire The Kei-Team.

...would genuinely watch that show/movie.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
always post dajiban

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...

Rigged Death Trap posted:

In 1972, a crack mechanic unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly walked through the bars from a maximum security stockade to the Tokyo underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as flat rate mechanics. If you have a blown valve, if no one else can help, and if you would just look down....maybe you can hire The Kei-Team.

I smell the next YouTube viral sensation.

stump
Jan 19, 2006

So is the S-FR the size of a Suzuki Cappuccino or is that gaping maw throwing off my perception?

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
Asked my uncle about his Lancia and he sent this recent pic. Look at the car then spot his doggie

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.


This is crazy, I just noticed that the entire top mechanism and most of the back seat is all out of a Volvo C70. A-pillars and front header match, the whole tonneau, even the rear speaker covers/panels and front door panels appear to be Volvo.

So they either put Acura bodywork/dash/seats on a Volvo chassis or they cut out the center section of a Volvo and welded it in to an Acura.

Here, I tried to get the same angle:



Not that anyone but me would care or anything, I'm just surprised at how much they used, not that they used it.

LloydDobler fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jan 19, 2016

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
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Also, they left the Honda logo on the steering wheel despite having rebadged the grille.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I've posted a picture of an Acura converted to a convertible here in the U.S. It isn't just in Japan.
edit: It even had a racing stripe, like this one.
http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2013/07/acura-tl-convertible-is-odd-very-odd.html

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

LloydDobler posted:

This is crazy, I just noticed that the entire top mechanism and most of the back seat is all out of a Volvo C70. A-pillars and front header match, the whole tonneau, even the rear speaker covers/panels and front door panels appear to be Volvo.

So they either put Acura bodywork/dash/seats on a Volvo chassis or they cut out the center section of a Volvo and welded it in to an Acura.

Here, I tried to get the same angle:



Not that anyone but me would care or anything, I'm just surprised at how much they used, not that they used it.

:wtc:

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
wow that is a hosed up chimera. :psyduck:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


That makes that thing even better!

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Definitely right thread.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
i am trying to figure out whether they are turning the volvo into an acura, or the acura into a volvo, and failing. which one is improved by this? because a volvo with a V6 instead of an inline 5 is just sad

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?
I was expecting that to snap oversteer into the crowd at any given second.

Basically, it's group B.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

This was posted in the OSHA thread but I think it's pretty drat awesome.

http://i.imgur.com/MYGJdvL.gifv

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
the safety first sign sells it

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I know nothing about driving trucks. At what point does that become unacceptable? I mean it looks dangerous sure, but the only thing I can think of going wrong is pinching the trailer. Or maybe tipping over? That doesn't seem likely though.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:




I need dis

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

88h88 posted:



I need dis

:perfect:

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


um excuse me posted:

I know nothing about driving trucks. At what point does that become unacceptable? I mean it looks dangerous sure, but the only thing I can think of going wrong is pinching the trailer. Or maybe tipping over? That doesn't seem likely though.

And unskilled or newbie driver would 100% get so stuck trying that manoeuvre they'd need a helicopter to extricate the truck.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

88h88 posted:



I need dis

Death is truly unstoppable.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

88h88 posted:



I need dis
I'll fight you for it.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Linedance posted:

And unskilled or newbie driver would 100% get so stuck trying that manoeuvre they'd need a helicopter to extricate the truck.

Yeah, this.

That guy can probably do it with his eyes closed, but he's the proverbial 1%

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Paper V8 motor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnwndab2ztk

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Kids: "Are we lost?"
Bus driver: "Shut the hell up and let me think! Jesus Christ, did we shrink?"

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

http://i.imgur.com/CXZQM6I.gifv

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Butt Science
Sep 3, 2007


Jesus. We had to break down and ship a CAT 777F once, and even broken down to the chassis with the outer wheels removed, it required a state police escort in every state it traveled through. I can't even begin to imagine the nightmare of getting that to a job site.

That is also apparently powered by an 18 cylinder, 3500hp diesel. :black101:

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